I’ve found my new favorite Men’s Rights Redditor. Brand new, really, as gonemgtow’s account is only two days old. This comment, his very first, is so loopy — yet also so true to manosphere ideology — that I can’t help but suspect that it’s an inspired hoax — and possibly even the work of one of the old banned trolls here. (I have one in particular in mind.) If not, wow.
I’ve taken the liberty of breaking his wall o’ text into readable paragraphs. Enjoy. Oh, if you’re at work, don’t read this out loud, as it starts off with a bang, NSFW-wise.
Dude, three girlfriends made me fuck them when they had another man’s cum deep in them and there was an unmistakable cum frothing going around the girth of my penis. Confronted with it they told me a bunch of lies, I know cum when I see it for fuck’s sake, and got hysterical that I could even suggest such a thing. I mean it wasn’t just paranoia. I stalked them and found out.
I go to the gym and lift, play poker and generally engage in alpha male activities, but still get cheated on. Right before I went MGTOW I was doing one night stands and every single one I found out were in a relationship or even married. So they basically forced me to wrong a lot of other men the way I’d been wronged myself. I could feel dirtied by the moral corruption of sluts. Basically made me swear off women.
What gets me is that there’s probably a man out there raising my son or daughter and the slut knows and is snickering and laughing at the con she has pulled. The percentage of women doing these things is not negligible and it’s sick and deplorable. Made me cry too when my illusions about women were shattered.
Makes sense when you think about the erotic fiction they read. Go watch the sales numbers. It’s stories about adultery and rape. A lot of stuff you couldn’t think up in your wildest dreams when it comes to moral corruption.
Just stop. Don’t even masturbate. It’s a highway drug to women so to speak. A moment of weakness is all it takes and you’re pounding a slut from behind and actually she’s in a relationship or even married. It’s better to just take the moral high ground.
All religion kinda makes sense to me now, when it comes to women. Ancient men must have know about the problems of letting women run rampant and wrote up some rules to curb the behavior. It was probably easier to just say it was an all powerful being’s will than to explain the true nature of women and why the rules must be followed.
Now that atheism is taking hold, which is rationality, we’re being forced into a state of moral decay as we’ve lost justification to uphold ancient tradition curtailing women’s sexuality and need to go get as much cum as possible from as many men as possible.
Time to take the penis away and go our own way. Cut the flow at the source so to speak and starve them until they realize this feminism shit is bullshit and that we need to basically have some say in how they behave. That their behavior is wrong. Just saying what everyone knows deep down inside. Fuck political correctness.
Gonemgtow didn’t get much love in r/mensrights for this gem, earning 6 downvotes for all his efforts. He should probably head over to MGTOWforums.com, where he’d fit in just fine.
Why do I suddenly have an image of a vagina with lots of drawstring pockets for keeping things in it? Whole new meaning to “fanny pack.”
LOL Deoridhe – are you in the US? ‘Cause in Oz and the UK, ‘fanny’ means vulva (we call those packs bum bags). So the meaning would be very apt! 😀
I am in the US, but I watch a lot of British TV and Comedians. The double meaning always makes me giggle.
British TV is my favourite, too! 🙂
Kitteh — re: in-laws, pretty sure you can still hate them (I suspect my aunt will be sending sympathy that I’m stuck with my father, her brother-in-law, for the weekend). But yeah, people change!
Dumas is the writer of that piece of shit book?
Drawstring vaginas…I don’t even…
We really need coffee warnings around here!
Oh, kitteh, I’m stuck here because of fish, and since you might be interested…
Newborn fry need to be fed as often as newborn kittens, meaning I basically can’t go anywhere since the cory eggs should hatch tomorrow. Seeing how they’re getting fungus, I sure hope they hatch soon or they aren’t going to have any viable eggs in the batch. Since they need to be fed goddamned constantly, and my father’s a drunkard of an asshole, that means I’m stuck here to feed them!
And, hopefully, stuck here to deworm the loaches. I do wish the dewormer would arrive already >.<
/update on fishies
Meanwhile, my brother and mother are going to her sister’s, where there’s a 5 year old who likes grossing his sisters out with *gasp* bathroom humor!
Argenti – don’t worry, if they were still as they were I wouldn’t want to know them. I mean, Louis and his mother were at personal and political loggerheads all his life. My mum put it well once: “There was some dispute about who was king of France. Marie thought she was.” But they healed all those hurts so long ago, it really is ancient history for them. I’ve only seen his brother Gaston once or twice; they’re not close, though they’re at peace with each other. We see his father quite often (at least on our scale of “often” – we spend the majority of our time at home with the furries). In fact Henri’s soulmate is the youngest member of the family except me: her name’s Kathy and she’s a Londoner (a PoC, too) who passed over in the 1970s. It’s a nice mixture.
And the first time Miss Katie swarmed up and started doing her millimetre-by-millimetre sniffing examination of my FiL’s beard was priceless. 😀
No, Dumas didn’t write that piece of shit book. His piece of shit book was The Three Musketeers. The writer of this one is Elizabeth W Marvick.
Drawstring vaginas wouldn’t be all that convenient. You wouldn’t want to need something stored there in a hurry.
Blimey, that timing’s lousy for the eggs! I take it they’re what’s getting fungus, and have to hatch quickly or they just won’t at all? 🙁
How long are you likely to sit up tonight? I dont mind hanging around to chat. 🙂
The idea of a cat examining a King’s beard is just too funny! And you’re killing me with the drawstring vaginas…hey, I wonder if drawstring dangly bits could make them swappable? (Sorry, the idea of getting to have a penis or a vagina as I see fit seems lovely…not sure they’d store well though!)
Is this the critter thread? Because I just ran into a huge raccoon while picking something up from my laundry room. I was walking along and suddenly there it was, we both stopped, then it ran off and I cautiously continued in the same direction and found it sitting at the bottom of the stairs to my back door. I stopped again, it got up on its hind legs and sat there with its little hands clutched to its chest, I made soothing noises, and we watched each other for a moment. Then it ambled off. Didn’t seem to be either scared or aggressive, I wonder if someone has been feeding it.
Yeah, tanks generally/always have fungus, but it isn’t really a big deal unless it takes hold on a injured fish (easy enough to treat) or eggs — since that’s the tank that refused to culture the bio-filter for fucking months, I’m wary of treating the fungus. Particularly since this is the third batch of eggs and all three had fungus and I got 20 cories from the first two batches. Ten more would be lovely, many more than that and I’d need another tank and holy shit do I not have room!
As for staying up — I have an intake with my psych’s vocational counsellor at 1, I intended to stay up until after it because I’ve completely nocturnal lately. It’s 3:30~ here, so yeah, I’ll be around for awhile! You don’t have to hang around if you’re busy though, I’ve got Criminal Minds and pretty boy on the other screen 🙂
Katie’s always been a mannerless brat! 😀 She’d come up to any visitor, minutely examine their leg or handbag or whatever, then give ’em a “You’re not very interesting” look and ignore them. She pulled the same stunt with Henri the first time he encountered her. What really made me laugh was when I saw this picture – it’s just how I remember his bemused expression while he was stuck on our couch being examined.
A swappable penis or vagina sounds like a sock being turned inside out! I must say the idea of bits for all occasions appeals to me, too. 😀
Cassandra — or feeding itself in the area — I’ve had chipmunks and mice react that way. Idk about raccoons, but mice have a sort of built in “I’m invisible if I don’t move a muscle”. Raccoons don’t have the same sorts of predators though, so idk.
Cute though!
The odd thing is that it was looking right at me and didn’t seem alarmed, just curious. And very cute! I almost wanted to try petting it until I remembered that they can carry all kinds of nasty things.
I think it does hang out around here, I’ve seen an unusually large raccoon before and I think it’s the same one.
So you’d better hope for some but not all the eggs to be viable! Fingers, or should that be fins, crossed.
I’ve got my next psych appointment tomorrow too. I’ve spent the fortnight since the last one thinking about the point that I’m not going to play devil’s advocate about my own life just to avoid some possible materialistic nonsense from a doctor I don’t even intend seeing again (ie. the guy I got the referral from). For that matter, it’ll be a lot easier to work on the stress/noise issues if Louis’s actively involved in the process – the support he is, not some nice thing I imagine.
Katie spent the whole day with us at work, yest. It was her double anniversary – seventeen years since I got her and four years since she passed over. Very tidy child.
Followed me up to the loo, too … like we were saying on the other thread, cats and dunnies! 😀
Aren’t they all?
That statue needs irises and/or pupils, creepy. My ex’s Bengal was the same way, once she thought you were ignoring her, she’d come up, sniff, get pet once and scamper off like touching her offended her (hell, it probably did, I miss that damned cat — problem with breaking up, you break up with their pets too)
And yeah, once the fungus gets an egg, it isn’t viable anymore, it’ll never hatch. This is, of course, assuming the 30 mph winds don’t tear the house apart (I kid, it’s just really loud, most damage it’ll do is maybe knock twigs around…and make it very loud)
Lol hurricane sandy was hilarious — my father spent a week going on about how terrible it we be, we never even lost power. Though, my mother jokes that that was because the power company knew I’d turn homicidal if my fish were without power — damned near the rest of the town lost power, some for 2~3 days (I’m not terribly near the coast)
Now I want a pet raccoon. They look very cuddly.
Seriously Cassandra, critter threads tend to drive off the trolls! And yeah, cute as they are, I wouldn’t pet a raccoon — they shouldn’t be that domesticated, and I’d fear they’d get bitey if touched (even that one I removed the can from, I only touched the can)
Kitteh — lol, cats! I’ll be caring for my mother’s while she’s gone, should be fun (her cat hates me, couple years ago I came up for Christmas with my roommate and his dogs, she did not like the puppy) Silly cat still blames me for it, I think she saw the puppy as a strange cat-like creature, and she hates other cats…
Cute little guy, 75% poodle, looked like a toy rottie, same markings, but 10~ lbs and wavy poodle fur!
Maddie has the same attitude about patting – I want attention! Follow me around the room! Oh, no, don’t PAT me! I am so offended!
Kittehs. Nothing they like better than messing with our minds.
LOL I have this image of workers at the power company toiling to make sure there was power to your fish tanks, if nowhere else in town, because otherwise there would be Consequences.
Raccoons are gorgeous looking critters. Never seen one live, only pics.
@ Kittehs
Close up they’re just startling beautiful, I think it’s something to do with the patterns on their faces. Also very alert eyes, plus the fact that the front paws really look like hands.
A rottie-poodle cross? Cool!
I saw a lovely big bulldog this am. Didn’t get a chance to ask, but I thought it might possibly be an Australian bulldog, the ones being bred to eradicate the really bad traits of the British ones – the terribly narrow hips and so on. This one had much better proportioned hindquarters, slightly longer legs than most bulldogs, and certainly the hind legs looked stronger. Could have been a crossbreed of course, but it did look very much a bulldog, rather than a cross. Hope it was.
“LOL I have this image of workers at the power company toiling to make sure there was power to your fish tanks, if nowhere else in town, because otherwise there would be Consequences.”
Seriously! There were power lines down on the cross street we give delivery people ffs, and not a flicker here! Internet? Down for three days (that was unpleasant), but power? Yeah, very much like someone knew heads would roll if my tanks lost power.
That was right after the last batch of eggs too, it’d have been Extra Bad if we lost power.
Cassandra – I loved the image of the one you saw clutching zir paws to zir chest. “I am but a poor raccoon looking for a scrap to eat!” That, or a pearl necklace-clutching “A human! In my territory!” look. 😉
D’aww bulldogs!
And no, not a poodle rottie cross — a poodle / cockerpoo cross that managed to end up with the black body and brown paws and eye spots of a rottie. Mom was a purebred poodle with papers, dad a cockerpoo (cocker spaniel / poodle cross), so the little guy was 75% poodle.