I’ve found my new favorite Men’s Rights Redditor. Brand new, really, as gonemgtow’s account is only two days old. This comment, his very first, is so loopy — yet also so true to manosphere ideology — that I can’t help but suspect that it’s an inspired hoax — and possibly even the work of one of the old banned trolls here. (I have one in particular in mind.) If not, wow.
I’ve taken the liberty of breaking his wall o’ text into readable paragraphs. Enjoy. Oh, if you’re at work, don’t read this out loud, as it starts off with a bang, NSFW-wise.
Dude, three girlfriends made me fuck them when they had another man’s cum deep in them and there was an unmistakable cum frothing going around the girth of my penis. Confronted with it they told me a bunch of lies, I know cum when I see it for fuck’s sake, and got hysterical that I could even suggest such a thing. I mean it wasn’t just paranoia. I stalked them and found out.
I go to the gym and lift, play poker and generally engage in alpha male activities, but still get cheated on. Right before I went MGTOW I was doing one night stands and every single one I found out were in a relationship or even married. So they basically forced me to wrong a lot of other men the way I’d been wronged myself. I could feel dirtied by the moral corruption of sluts. Basically made me swear off women.
What gets me is that there’s probably a man out there raising my son or daughter and the slut knows and is snickering and laughing at the con she has pulled. The percentage of women doing these things is not negligible and it’s sick and deplorable. Made me cry too when my illusions about women were shattered.
Makes sense when you think about the erotic fiction they read. Go watch the sales numbers. It’s stories about adultery and rape. A lot of stuff you couldn’t think up in your wildest dreams when it comes to moral corruption.
Just stop. Don’t even masturbate. It’s a highway drug to women so to speak. A moment of weakness is all it takes and you’re pounding a slut from behind and actually she’s in a relationship or even married. It’s better to just take the moral high ground.
All religion kinda makes sense to me now, when it comes to women. Ancient men must have know about the problems of letting women run rampant and wrote up some rules to curb the behavior. It was probably easier to just say it was an all powerful being’s will than to explain the true nature of women and why the rules must be followed.
Now that atheism is taking hold, which is rationality, we’re being forced into a state of moral decay as we’ve lost justification to uphold ancient tradition curtailing women’s sexuality and need to go get as much cum as possible from as many men as possible.
Time to take the penis away and go our own way. Cut the flow at the source so to speak and starve them until they realize this feminism shit is bullshit and that we need to basically have some say in how they behave. That their behavior is wrong. Just saying what everyone knows deep down inside. Fuck political correctness.
Gonemgtow didn’t get much love in r/mensrights for this gem, earning 6 downvotes for all his efforts. He should probably head over to MGTOWforums.com, where he’d fit in just fine.
That first paragraph is also NSFPEL.
(Hit post too soon – not safe for people eating lunch.)
And yes, this has the distinct odor of fakeness.
unmistakable cum frothing going around the girth of my penis.
Why is it that MRAs and MGTOWs prefer purple for their prose?
As usual, there’s an appropriate Oglaf. High-impact penes, NSFW.
That Oglaf.
The TW;DR (Too Wrong; Didn’t Read) for people who skip the first paragraph:
Dude gets paranoid that any sort of thick or white vaginal discharge must be cum, freaks out on his girlfriends to the point of stalking them, Goes His Own Way.
@CWS
I, on thr other hand, am a lot more interested in their obsession over other men’s sperm on their penises.
I mean, well fed people don’t obsess over food every waking second.
Account’s been deleted.
Also, omg you guys! Judith Reisman visited Croatia! She was so pissed with the reception she called us all a bunch of commies! 😀
Time to take the penis away and go our own way. Cut the flow at the source so to speak …
So, erm, he’s suggesting self-castration????????????
I agree on strong likelihood of trolling.
“Time to take the penis away and go our own way. Cut the flow at the source so to speak…”
Well, that’s one way to solve the problem, but I for one would not recommend self-harm as a means avoiding having sex with women.
Argh, ninja’d!
@BlackBloc
I also suspect that, if real, the guy has no understanding whatsoever of vaginal discharge and, if fake (more likely), it may be relying on the lack of understanding in the audience to encourage paranoia.
Personally (TMI paragraph time, feel free to skip), I have plenty of discharge at certain times of the month that is only distinguishable from discharge plus come because I have more than a passing familiartlity with the stuff. I’d place even money on the boyfriend not necessarily being able to tell the difference (except for having been there for the mixing so to speak) and he is not remotely squicked out by my occassional discussions of the state of my discspeak or my sharing of more sciency discharge facts with him.
*discharge (WTF autocorrect? Is discspeak even a thing?)
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
Slightly off topic, but it occurs to me that fans of Manos: The Hands of Fate must be really pissed that the term “Manosphere” has been taken over by Internet sexists.
Yeah, this isn’t real. Who do we think it was?
“Time to take the penis away and go our own way…”
This was almost poetic, but I think we should Seuss it up a notch:
… No more our feeble minds decay!
I say, these sluts will make us stray!
Let’s cease to feed them with our spray!
So grab your dicks! Into the fray!
Away! Away! Without delay!
It writes itself, really. =)
@Dagrabbit
Bravo!
So fake. So likely to be well received in a MGTOW forum.
@Some Gal
A good boyfriend, upon noticing changes to his girlfriend’s discharge, informs her of it and asks her it’s OK. Because, y’know, it could mean thrush or menstruation or an STI.
A bad boyfriend, upon noticing changes to his girlfriend’s discharge, yells “SLUTTY HOOR” and then dumps her, at which point all she has to comfort her after the nasty break-up is some ice cream and a yeast infection.
@CWS ^
And the comfort of not being in a scary, creepy relationship with an awful person! A comfort worth a million fuzzy slippers.
I honestly can’t tell if it’s fake or not. Speaking of which, does anyone think some (or at least one or two) posters on the MGTOW forums might be fake/trolling as well? Or is that too much to hope for?
OK, YYMV, but I can’t see why any woman who cheated on her partner with a one-night stand and became pregnant would be ‘snickering and laughing at the con she pulled’? I mean, most people in that situation wouldn’t even know if the child was the partner’s or the O-NS’, so… how would that be a con? What would the women have to gain from it that’s so good that they ‘snicker and laugh’? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
I know that this post is probably fake, but the idea that women just find it HILAIRZ to accidentally get pregnant while cheating is something that I’ve seen a few times before.
“Time to take the penis away and go our own way.”
That suggests someone was thinking of leaving it behind …
I will not give those sluts my ham,
nor my seed, no sir, no ma’am.
I will not give their butts the slam,
I will not visit their fell clams.
I would not do it in a box,
not even if my name was Vox.
I will not give my sloppy dregs
up to their spermjackin’ eggs.
With the courts they’ll not outfox:
I keep my jizz behind big locks.
Not even if they shave their legs
shall they retain my pussy-begs.
I’m all done, I’m MGTOW’d out,
you femistasi won’t see me about.
I won’t even masturbate,
no matter that I’m so irate:
I will not give those sluts my ham,
not for me’s this discharging sham.