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MGTOWer: Wearing makeup turns women into Darth Vader

You're not fooling anyone, evil makeup-wearing girl!
You’re not fooling anyone, evil makeup-wearing girl!

On MGTOWforums.com, Marcus20 offers a dire warning for all of his fellow Men Going Their Own Way who may not yet be Going Their Own Way thoroughly enough.

This is a gender war. Some men don’t know there’s a war. But almost every man feels something is wrong.

Some men who know there’s a gender war haven’t identified all of the weapons that are being arrayed against them.

One of these weapons is a wyman’s make-up.

Make-up is an unconventional weapon, and it’s often unrecognized as a threat.

That’s right, fellas. These women will stop at nothing to deceive and control you. Even if that means resorting to (gasp!) eye shadow.

WAKE UP to the MAKEUP!

[I]magine, if you please, a man with his face covered in war paint. Consider the men at the end of Apocalypse Now. Consider the warriors of the Sioux, the warriors in African tribes. Consider modern American soldiers.

Why do warriors wear face paint? The reason isn’t only camouflage. There is a psychological component to the mask.

You see paint on a man’s face– and you immediately and correctly identify him as a threat. But put the same paint on a woman’s face, and your reaction is quite different.

We are so accustomed to seeing women wearing paint that it never strikes us as odd.

Actually, I’m pretty sure if I saw a woman painted up like the dudes in Apocalypse Now I might give her a second look.

But there used to be widespread opposition to women wearing make-up. In Oliver Goldsmith’s Vicar of Wakefield, published in 1766, the vicar vigorously disapproves of his wife and daughters preparing various washes and powders for their faces. The Bible mentions “painted Jezebels.” At one time, make-up on a woman’s face signaled to all that she was a prostitute.

Today, make-up is accepted. Ho hum. Nothing to see here . . . The best weapon is one your enemy doesn’t see.

They call it “concealer” for a reason! For it conceals the dark and evil heart of the modern woman! Or something.

Imagine an average-looking girl, just reaching adolescence. She puts on make-up– and she is attracting the attention of boys, when she wasn’t before. It takes her but a moment to realize they are attracted not to her–whoever she is, she doesn’t know herself– but to her paint.

She concludes that men are attracted by paint. It immediately, and from the beginning of her sexual interactions with men, makes her relations with the opposite sex less real. She is always aware that the paint on her face is manipulating him.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that “paint” doesn’t have much to do with any of this. I think it might just happen to have something to do with the flood of hormones coursing through the bodies of adolescent boys.

Day after day, for years, for decades, she paints herself as if she is a thing: and she becomes soulless.

That also happens if she puts on cute outfits. If you stare too long at a cute outfit, the cute outfit stares back at you!

The more you think about this, the more you realize that this is terrifying. Imagine if you — a man — painted your face everyday and presented that face to the world as if it’s yours. Immediately, you will feel disassociated from yourself. Immediately: scheming, lying, deceit become easier. Even murder becomes easier.

Er, what?

Roughly 90% of murders are committed by men, and I’m pretty sure very few of them are wearing makeup at the time.

Villains wear masks. Wearing a mask makes it easier to do evil. Darth Vader and even your typical bank robber . . .

The mask allows a woman to act out her evil impulses while telling herself the lie that she herself isn’t doing it.

That’s right. You start by putting on a little lipstick and mascara, and the next thing you know you’re destroying peaceful planets with your Death Star.

It is absurd for a man to allow himself to be attracted by paint.

Better to be repulsed by women who wear make-up. To see them as clowns. To see them as strange masks. To see the mask as the truth of what she has become, after a decade of painting her face: a lie that she wears everyday. Because after years of wearing a mask, you become it.

The same thing happens with other things you wear. After years of wearing underwear, you become underwear! After years of wearing socks, you become a sock! After years of wearing hats, you become a hat!

My niece, age five, recently attended a make-up party for children her age. She now owns a make-up collection. She is five years old and already wears a mask.

Isn’t there something disturbing about that?

Well, yeah, but not for the reason you think.

Look at youtube. There are videos that have millions of views — all about eleven year old girls who use massive amounts of make-up (and time) to make themselves look like Barbie or a doll or a cartoon character.

(And women still tell me: “Just wait — you’ll find someone who shares your interests.” What?)

Actually, I’m pretty sure you won’t find a woman who shares your interests, dude, given that one of your interests is writing posts about how wearing makeup turns women into Darth Vader.

Today we have girls, age five, wearing make-up … I therefore predict an even more soulless horde of wymen in our future.  …

I submit that women would be much less evil if they never wore masks. I submit that women would be much more humble as to their true attractiveness and therefore, less entitled, if they never wore masks. I submit that men would be better able to judge who is really beautiful if women never wore masks. …

The first step is to stop being manipulated by paint. Look behind the mask — and the face isn’t there.

Uh, no. That’s not reality you’re talking about here. That’s the movie Eyes Without a Face.

Naturally, the eminently sensible fellows at MGTOWforums.com applaud Marcus20’s lucid analysis of how makeup turns girls and women into Sith Lords.

“Since everything within a woman is a motherfucking lie, it makes sense that the outside would be as well,” writes the aptly-named Womanhater.

ANY twat who claims to be ‘equal’ and yet wears make-up is a fucking hypocrite! The ENTIRE purpose of makeup is to feign sexual arousal and attraction – red lips, blushed cheeks, etc. all signal men on a subconscious level that the twat is sexually attracted to you. This in turn makes the uninitiated blue-pillers in our ranks turn into putty in their hands. The ONLY reason a twat wears make-up is to have an easier time manipulating you or extracting resources from you. Period. Full stop.

MrWombat, perhaps inspired by neo-Nazi nonsense about “blood in the face,” suggests that clever use of concealer can indeed conceal women’s essential dishonesty:

Makeup is crucial to being able to lie face-to-face to someone. Normal people blush when they lie, blanch when they have taken an emotional hit. Foundation conceals that, and women consciously feel foundation to be a mask, a disguise, a defense.

I eagerly await Marcus20’s analysis of the Big Lie that is the Wonderbra.

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Falconer
7 years ago

That little girl is adorable and horrible at the same time. She’s adorrible.

ozymandias42
7 years ago

Like the average straight cis man can even tell if you’re wearing makeup anyway.

When I’m on cam I get lots of comments about how nice it is to see a “real”, “authentic” girl on here who isn’t wearing makeup. Of course, I’m wearing a dozen different products. *sigh* But I’m just naturally free of undereye circles and acne!

Historophilia
Historophilia
7 years ago

I am struggling to find words to convey just how batshit this is.

Seriously, what….

Joanna
7 years ago

Well he’s partially right. My lipstick is actually a death laser disguised as lipstick.

Tina
Tina
7 years ago

Oh, the Wonderbra one will be great!

So, does this mean that when I’m happy and smiling my face just naturally sparkles like glitter?

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Makeup is crucial to being able to lie face-to-face to someone. Normal people blush when they lie, blanch when they have taken an emotional hit. Foundation conceals that, and women consciously feel foundation to be a mask, a disguise, a defense.

This IWRTGHOW (idiot who refuses to go his own way) knows nothing of makeup or women.

If your foundation is radically different from your natural skin tone, you’re doin’ it wrong.

Historophilia
Historophilia
7 years ago

One on Wonderbra’s would be awesome.

Ooooh, ooh, ooh and one on Spanx! We know how MRA/PUA’s feel about “Fat Chicks”, can you imagine the hand wringing that would ensue if one of them was “tricked” into thinking that a woman was skinnier than she actually was?

Then they’ll complain about women dying their hair when it goes grey and using anti-aging creams as it’s “tricking” men into thinking that they are still “young, fertile women” when in fact they are dried out old harpies!

Coming soon: Ebil wimminz getting plastic surgery to fool poor innocent menz into thinking that they are HB10’s!

Will the evils of women never end.

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

I love the pic of the little girl showing her Courtney Love makeup application skills.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

If he thinks makeup hides blushing or going pale, he’s looking at stage makeup. Or possibly he’s never been close enough to any woman to see her blush or pale. The latter seems likely.

But it’s nice to know that the tinted sunscreen and cream-to-powder I wear aren’t really for avoiding sunburn and stopping my rosacea getting worse at all. I had no idea I was wearing Revlon Death Rays (No 2 Peach). The things you learn when they’re idiotsplained, eh?

OT We’re honoured with Katie’s presence at work today. It’s her fourth anniversary of crossing over. She’s making sure Himself has a serious case of Cat Paralysis all day.

ozymandias42
7 years ago

Hi Cloudiah! Been a while.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Nice to see you back on site, Ozy. 🙂

ec
ec
7 years ago

So you mean this girl (http://nat-ong.deviantart.com/art/VENOM-bodypainting-270978776) WASN’T kidding about the evil alien symbiote in her body?

(by the way, how do you do text links here?)

Tina
Tina
7 years ago

I agree with hellkell. Foundation does not hide blushing and especially doesn’t hide blanching.

titianblue
titianblue
7 years ago

Where do they stand on eye-brow plucking? Good (less concealment) or evil (artificial enhancement leading to sense of entitlement)?

laserqueen
laserqueen
7 years ago

And if all women stopped wearing make up they’d be the first to complain that we weren’t doing enough to make ourselves attractive to them…

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

titianblue – funny, isn’t it, because they don’t seem to consider depilation of legs, armpits and pubes to be deceptive. If anything they seem to think (I use the term loosely) total hairlessness from the neck down is the absolute minimum for women’s bodies to be acceptable.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Hey David, it looks like Mr Al might be back socking in the Roosh post.

isabeleve
isabeleve
7 years ago

I have the odd suspicion that these people would whine about women not wearing makeup just as easily. They don’t feel the need to make themselves more attractive for us! Ungrateful bitches!

Some Gal Not Bored at All
Some Gal Not Bored at All
7 years ago

@The Kittehs’

Speaking of stage make-up, how awful do you think these guys think actors are? I mean they not only wear a ton of make-up, they actually pretend to be other people!!!11! Worse than that, the already-evil women do it too! And some people have started as children! We are all going to be massacred in our beds by the Olsen twins!

titianblue
titianblue
7 years ago

We are all going to be massacred in our beds by the Olsen twins!

Actually that could really work as a horror concept ….

John-Henry
John-Henry
7 years ago

I wonder where clowns fit into his men wearing face paint is immediately threatening narrative.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

This just in – if you look behind a woman’s makeup, there’s no face there! The makeup just floats in midair, held in place by the power of misandry (and also the boner which the woman has manipulated you into having by painting her face). Women are actually demons from the dungeon dimension!

Also, this all means that makeup that’s more obvious is less evil, right? Since men can more easily determine that if a woman’s eyelashes appear to be silver and sparkly that’s probably not their real color? Finally, an excuse to wear over the top goth makeup every day! I’m just trying to make my deceptive nature easier to spot.

giliell
giliell
7 years ago

“This IWRTGHOW (idiot who refuses to go his own way) knows nothing of makeup or women. ”
Or lying, for that matter…

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I wonder where clowns fit into his men wearing face paint is immediately threatening narrative.

Well, clowns are evil …

thenatfantastic
thenatfantastic
7 years ago

@ec

You type [a href=”paste link here”]then type the words you want here[/a]

But replace the [] with the greater than/less than signs.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

If you’re basing your perceptions of truthfullness on blushing then you are the best sales target ever.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

Do not mention the clowns! D8

My husband, aspiring drag queen that he is, asks where men wearing makeup falls on this spectrum.

The Stepford Knife
The Stepford Knife
7 years ago

Hang on, what about the ugly man-hating femihags who REFUSE to wear make-up? Are they evil or not? This is just another example of MRAs wanting to punish women for whatever they do.

By the way, doesn’t “Womanhater” sound like a charming individual, referring to women as “twats”? He’s probably wondering why all the twats refuse to date a Nice Guy™ like him.

ec
ec
7 years ago

“Speaking of stage make-up, how awful do you think these guys think actors are? I mean they not only wear a ton of make-up, they actually pretend to be other people!!!11! Worse than that, the already-evil women do it too! And some people have started as children! We are all going to be massacred in our beds by the Olsen twins!”

Clearly, actors are the pinnacle of evil, using their deceptive makeup powers to ‘extract resources’ from unsuspecting theatregoers!

ostara321
ostara321
7 years ago

If any one of those quoted dipshits has never once complained about how horrible and ugly and “not a REAL woman” all the horrible American women are these days, I’ll eat my hat.

ithiliana
7 years ago

*blink*

So, are actors who wear make up professionally OMG YES EVEN TEH MENZ equally as evil and soulless and fake?

I demand that he stop shaving immediately so that he presents his face as NATURE INTENDED IT.

Some Gal Not Bored at All
Some Gal Not Bored at All
7 years ago

@titianblue

We are all going to be massacred in our beds by the Olsen twins!

Actually that could really work as a horror concept ….

I’d watch it! Maybe they could even wear clown masks…

katz
7 years ago

This post is like a Billy Joel song turned sentient (and evil).

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

I’ve helped men put on makeup in the past. Does that mean that I’m extra evil because I was indoctrinating them into the deceptive womanly arts, or less evil because I’m helping to level the playing field?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I should not have looked at those clown links …

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
7 years ago

If any one of those quoted dipshits has never once complained about how horrible and ugly and “not a REAL woman” all the horrible American women are these days, I’ll eat my hat.

Shut up! The women in the pictures from the 50s naturally looked like that!

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
7 years ago

Clowns are oppressed!

ostara321
ostara321
7 years ago

Oh, Cloudiah! Poster for you (prays linkage works)

http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b556/ostara321/MockPoster_zps855f9189.jpg

John-Henry
John-Henry
7 years ago

I tried to find some nice clowns to show that not all clowns are evil but it turns out that people wearing clown make up do look kind of evil these guys on the other hand just look cute http://www.worth1000.com/contests/21524/animal-clowns-4

ThePurpleStar
ThePurpleStar
7 years ago

Like the average straight cis man can even tell if you’re wearing makeup anyway.

o.O

Quite presumptuous of you to insinuate that trans-gendered men know anything more about makeup then their cis-gendered counterparts.

katz
7 years ago

My lipstick is actually a death laser disguised as lipstick.

I know there’s a movie where this happened. Help me out here.

cloudiah
7 years ago

Yay, Ostara, I will add it to the poster post post-haste!

freitag235
freitag235
7 years ago

I wonder what Pierre would think of this.

Teh Ebbul Wimminz! There is no end to their evil. Truly, and makeup is one of the worst things they can do.

Riiiighhttt.

Integral
Integral
7 years ago

One of these weapons is a wyman’s make-up.

He could have a point there:

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
7 years ago

OOps. I just fixed a couple of blockquote fails in the post.

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble,
one of us, one of us.

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