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Roosh fan: Black and White Unite to Fight … the evil feminist white-male bashers! (Also: a terrible chart.)

I think we can all agree that the REAL problem is all those damn women's libbers
I think we men can all agree that the REAL problem is those damn women’s libbers

So when I was poking around on Roosh’s Return of Kings blog the other day I ran across a guest post from someone calling himself Samseau accusing feminists of using racism to exploit men – that is, of expertly manipulating men of different races to fight one another instead of standing firm against the evil feminists and their evil agenda.

The post, while purporting to be somehow “above” the issue of race, is a muddled mess full of “white men have it worst” nonsense like this:

[R]acial infighting between American men wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the political consequences.

Women, if you haven’t noticed, do not fight with each other over racial conflicts. They might get angry over the past, but they are able to resolve all issues by agreeing on a scapegoat: the white man. Colored women will gladly forgive their white sisters, since, after all, it was the white man who oppressed women and minorities.

White men are the big, bad, evil masters, and as such, all females of different colors can agree to put aside their differences in order to bring the white man down.

Yes, he did indeed use the term “colored women.” Oh, but there’s more.

The election results show that decades of brainwashing young American boys has been an unqualified success. Rather than have boys be loyal to their gender, boys have instead been trained to be loyal to their race.

Little non-white boys at the tender age of 9 years are fed lies about how white male oppressors created their poor living conditions, while white boys are taught that they need to correct the injustices of their forefathers lest they be guilty with the indelible sin of white privilege. Female teachers use the appropriate shaming tactics on these young minds to imprint the intended desire for conflict.

All according to plan.

And more:

Men are pawns in the race game. Thus while American women feed themselves government largesse, jobs, university degrees, their husband’s money, and child support money, American men fight each other over table scraps.

But my favorite thing about this article is the little graph that Mr. Samseau made up to illustrate the REAL issues men face today.

RooshRaceChart

Yep. Race is the least important issue, while “getting laid” is number one.

It’s a pretty revealing little chart, huh?

The comment section for the article – wade into this swamp at your own peril – is (predictably enough) filled with angry racists trying to explain why race really does matter. Others, meanwhile, seem upset that all this racism is getting in the way of the regular woman-bashing. Still others suggest that men of all races needed to understand the “root cause” of all our “multicultural problems.” That being … teh Jews.

My favorite comment of the bunch, though, has to be this, from Caliente, combining an astounding ignorance of history with some half-digested evo psych:

Btw the reason why there are practically no racist women is simple.

Males of mammals are territorial.

They naturally base they identity from bottom up: family,tribe,nation,race.And naturally react negative to males of different “tribe”.

Females at the same time are receptive to have sex with any males as long as they are alpha enough.

In 19 century whites fucked all the black women because they were alpha and they had recourses,just look at Brasil.Nowadays a feminist will be cheating on her white beta herbling with some black fitness coach because that is how her brain assumes alphaness.

Wow.

Glad we got that all settled!

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LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Waaaaait, I seem to recall a long time ago we had a troll who used as justice for his arguments photos and the declaration that he was hot.

Then again, it was a long time ago, and I don’t remember his face.

Guys, maybe we’ve been getting trolled by Brad Pitt THIS WHOLE TIME. In fact, maybe brz is Brad Pitt!

IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

I’ve been waiting for Roissy to lose his shit enough to make claims about his own hotness, actually. My claws are already sharpened in preparation.

burgundy
burgundy
11 years ago

Well, it was a thought experiment. I’m certainly not going to hold my breath.

And really, for me personally, MRA trolls can’t be hot, because no matter what they look like they will still be assweasels. If Ewan McGregor started posting anti-feminist bile, I would be very sad, and then I would stop finding him even remotely attractive.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

(Point up)

Yeah, that too. There are plenty of hot people in the world, no reason to tolerate the ones who’re hot but evil.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Hey, I actually have a good quote about this subject from Roald Dahl! http://lb-lee.tumblr.com/post/37952240307/from-roald-dahls-the-twits That about sums it up, I dare say.

All this time, he was talking about trolls. Well, straighten my hair and call me Shirley!

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

There are plenty of hot people in the world, no reason to tolerate the ones who’re hot but evil.

Unless they are hot and evil and fictional; those are fair game. 😀

katz
11 years ago

Bagelsan: Draco fan?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

The cool thing about fictional people is that you can rewrite them to be less evil. Real people not so much!

The guy who was all “you say my ideas are nonsense but they can’t be because I’m hot!” really was hilarious though.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

@burgundy: yup – being an MRA would be ice-water to any potential hotness. Or rather, a bucket of chilled runny shit, because ice water doesn’t give off an offensive stench.

@Bagelsan: “Too bad. Brushing against a diagram is probably the most action a troll sees in a year!”

::dies::

@Cassandra: I think I saw a pic of Roissy once, and gods was he ordinary. As in, wouldn’t look twice if I saw him in the street.

@LBT: probably not the same person you’re thinking of, but that made me think of Pell and his Uncle Monty. 😀

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: CassandraSays

The cool thing about fictional people is that you can rewrite them to be less evil. Real people not so much!

This feels so weird since I know a great number of fictional people. I STILL don’t want to touch the Voldemorts with a ten-foot pole, though.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Bagelsan: Draco fan?

I WAS YOUNG.

Some Gal Not Bored at All
Some Gal Not Bored at All
11 years ago

@LBT

Hooray for The Twits! That is one of my favorite books from when I was a kid!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

I must say Prince Roelstra from Dragon Prince was rather hot, though he was a totally horrible bastard. He could have been a blood relation of a character I’d made up in my teens, even to the black hair and green eyes.

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
11 years ago

Beware the attractiveness bubble:

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: Kiwi Girl

Is that really a thing? I mean, back before I hacked my tits and hair off, we were considered pretty damn hot, but people seemed okay with telling us we were wrong.

Unless…

…OH GOD! MY WHOLE LIFE IS NOW IN QUESTION!* D8

*not really

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

No, see, if you’re hot and feminine-looking then that means you’re wrong because hotness and stupidity are genetically linked. But only in feminine people – hot masculine people are alpha assholes.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

I actually have no idea how hot pretty boys who’re a bit femmey fit into this matrix. I think MRAs deal with this problem by pretending they don’t exist.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Or else they think of them as treacherous anti-men wannabe women, or something. Whatever it is, the MRM will think they’re WRONG, because only het white dudes are right.

Some Gal Not Bored at All
Some Gal Not Bored at All
11 years ago

@CassandraSays

Or they decide they’re gay and can be disregarded because they think gayness is icky.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Well this thread died last night but I’m just getting to hot pretty boys and well…pretty boy in one of Moore’s Baby Girl hats. (Those hats are a real thing, not a prop)

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Bad link, no cookie!

http://bit.ly/UKG4PZ

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Hey Argenti, you still about? I have a bit of KITTY news along with how it went at the psych session yesterday. 🙂

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Around for now, yep! Kitty news you say?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Yup! I was at the clinic, well into the session, and psych went out to get me some info about stuff. Upon which a black and white KITTY walked in! (This is at a general practice clinic, not the psych’s own rooms.) I went all squee of course, and she came over to say hello and let me put her on my lap. Psych jumped a bit when he saw her there, ‘cos I’d just been telling him about how Katie spent the day at work t’other day. And this is even though psych knows the b/w kitty. She’s a neighbour’s cat they made the mistake of giving tuna to one day: she now owns the clinic. 😀

katz
11 years ago

Aww, kitty in the clinic! Sounds like just the thing for you.