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Roosh fan: Black and White Unite to Fight … the evil feminist white-male bashers! (Also: a terrible chart.)

I think we can all agree that the REAL problem is all those damn women's libbers
I think we men can all agree that the REAL problem is those damn women’s libbers

So when I was poking around on Roosh’s Return of Kings blog the other day I ran across a guest post from someone calling himself Samseau accusing feminists of using racism to exploit men – that is, of expertly manipulating men of different races to fight one another instead of standing firm against the evil feminists and their evil agenda.

The post, while purporting to be somehow “above” the issue of race, is a muddled mess full of “white men have it worst” nonsense like this:

[R]acial infighting between American men wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the political consequences.

Women, if you haven’t noticed, do not fight with each other over racial conflicts. They might get angry over the past, but they are able to resolve all issues by agreeing on a scapegoat: the white man. Colored women will gladly forgive their white sisters, since, after all, it was the white man who oppressed women and minorities.

White men are the big, bad, evil masters, and as such, all females of different colors can agree to put aside their differences in order to bring the white man down.

Yes, he did indeed use the term “colored women.” Oh, but there’s more.

The election results show that decades of brainwashing young American boys has been an unqualified success. Rather than have boys be loyal to their gender, boys have instead been trained to be loyal to their race.

Little non-white boys at the tender age of 9 years are fed lies about how white male oppressors created their poor living conditions, while white boys are taught that they need to correct the injustices of their forefathers lest they be guilty with the indelible sin of white privilege. Female teachers use the appropriate shaming tactics on these young minds to imprint the intended desire for conflict.

All according to plan.

And more:

Men are pawns in the race game. Thus while American women feed themselves government largesse, jobs, university degrees, their husband’s money, and child support money, American men fight each other over table scraps.

But my favorite thing about this article is the little graph that Mr. Samseau made up to illustrate the REAL issues men face today.

RooshRaceChart

Yep. Race is the least important issue, while “getting laid” is number one.

It’s a pretty revealing little chart, huh?

The comment section for the article – wade into this swamp at your own peril – is (predictably enough) filled with angry racists trying to explain why race really does matter. Others, meanwhile, seem upset that all this racism is getting in the way of the regular woman-bashing. Still others suggest that men of all races needed to understand the “root cause” of all our “multicultural problems.” That being … teh Jews.

My favorite comment of the bunch, though, has to be this, from Caliente, combining an astounding ignorance of history with some half-digested evo psych:

Btw the reason why there are practically no racist women is simple.

Males of mammals are territorial.

They naturally base they identity from bottom up: family,tribe,nation,race.And naturally react negative to males of different “tribe”.

Females at the same time are receptive to have sex with any males as long as they are alpha enough.

In 19 century whites fucked all the black women because they were alpha and they had recourses,just look at Brasil.Nowadays a feminist will be cheating on her white beta herbling with some black fitness coach because that is how her brain assumes alphaness.

Wow.

Glad we got that all settled!

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LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Maybe it’s just because it’s 1 AM, but yeah, brz is starting to strike me as funny.

That I had this http://kvartirakrasivo.ru/404/index.php 404 playing in the background just made it better. (Just… just click it.)

I was trying to be cool and integrated and everything

Oh, so you’re multi too?

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“Oh, so you’re multi too?”

Ok, yeah, your take on Brz is definitely funny 🙂

Dagrabbit
Dagrabbit
11 years ago

LBT, after clicking on that link, I think my sense of humour just had an orgasm.

Best. 404. EVER. =D

Some Gal Not Bored at All

Hon, that ain’t how you suck a penis. And if you’re slobbering that much on your cigarettes, I’m sorry for them.

Lol. More seriously (hint: not at all, but differently so) since we all know that it takes absolutely no skill to have sex with a man because of misandry and reasons, I am sure that no penis-owning MRA would ever complain if you intermittently puffed on their cock and then blew air out of your lungs in the same general direction. They certainly wouldn’t laugh at you.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

One wonders if they’re taking the term “blow job” a bit too literally.

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

ah fuck. I missed the French troll? i got me a Master’s degree in French and taught in France for a year as part of my degree. I’m a little rusty seeing as I graduated 1993 but here goes anyway…

Brz, va te faire foutre, tu nous fais chier.

could be a bit old fashioned but I hope it still is rude.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

*ahem*

I use the word fags for cigarettes. Yes, it’s old fashioned, but it was definitely a real term in the UK and here. A lot of my slang comes from English telly.

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

Mr BigMomma was a fag at school. i think he had fags too eventually.

thenatfantastic
thenatfantastic
11 years ago

Seconding Kittehs, I use the word ‘fags’ too. It’s more of a Northern thing, but I’ve made people dahn Sarf with me say it too.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

When I think of the sound I think about as dahn Sarf as you can get – Dennis Waterman wif a packet o’ fags in New Tricks.

“I am sure that no penis-owning MRA would ever complain if you intermittently puffed on their cock and then blew air out of your lungs in the same general direction. They certainly wouldn’t laugh at you.”

They’d probably be in shock at having a woman that close to them at all.

OT, my osteopath is a savage.

(She’s actually really nice, but omg my leg is killing me after being punctured and prodded and pulled!)

ow
ow
ow

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
11 years ago

Gah, sounds more like chiropractic than osteopathy. My memories of cranial saccral osteopathy for my RSI are all pleasant ones. And once I had a nice physiotherapist who did the burnt stick of (??? not sure what it was, quite thick, you lit it and then blew on it so it smoked rather than burnt) over my pressure points.

I had a nice osteopath from France telling me that osteopaths can be jailed as the method isn’t recognised as a medical treatment, so they’re prosecuted as though they are charlatans. Not sure if this is still the case.

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
11 years ago

Oh, and in NZ we tend to call them “ciggies”, or “rollies” if they’re home made. That’s because we’re really original in our naming of things, like North Island, South Island, Desert Road (it runs through our only “desert”)…

pecunium
11 years ago

katz: I think, “Because American are more” and, “far way too seriously”, were attempts at masking a native English speech.

The real tell is the variability. A non-native with speaking/writing issues tends to have consistent tics. This one, not so much.

As to “fags = cigarettes” I know some brits who still use that locution.

But for this to be the case we have to accept that the Bronx-cheer learned his English from time spent in Britain, where that idiom is still passing current.

Which seems less than likely, esp. as he is telling us he’s doing all this in Bahstun.

Also, you still haven’t asnwered my question about french feminists and their opinions on children.

Cassandra: I think the etymology of that comes from, “fagged out” (i.e. fatigued) because the person who is doing the work is being shorted sleep.

Kiwi girl: I suspect it was white sage the PT was using.

Brzzzzz. What, you can’t even stick a good night? This does not bode well for any flounce you may be planning for the future.

katz
11 years ago

But for this to be the case we have to accept that the Bronx-cheer learned his English from time spent in Britain, where that idiom is still passing current.

And that he was never corrected during his whole time in Boston, even though most places the cigarettes are behind the cashier and you have to ask for them.

And you’d have to accept that he had learned English in such a place and time as to accidentally pick up all the idiomatic things that sound kinda gay, and not been corrected on any of them.

And you’d have to accept that this was more probable than him being a completely fluent English speaker who gets the giggles when he says things that sound gay.

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

I think folks here are typically pretty easy-going about just accepting stupid self-assertions that trolls make, because it doesn’t make a good deal of difference to their arguments, in the end, if they’re from Boston or Paris.

They don’t seem to realize that this is simply providing them with extra amounts of rope……

katz
11 years ago

Of course, but it’s more fun to discuss whether he’s really French, because who the hell wants to discuss the arguments he’s making?

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

Well, with his astonishing lack of logic… HATE SPEECH AND ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR WILL HELP US ALL GET ALONG BETTER… it’s pretty hard to find anything to discuss. It’s like… No. Next?

pecunium
11 years ago

Howard: The thing is that his provenance is the most interesting thing about him.

Bagelsan
11 years ago

I am sure that no penis-owning MRA would ever complain if you intermittently puffed on their cock and then blew air out of your lungs in the same general direction.

But wouldn’t doing that probably give you cancer?

Shadow
Shadow
11 years ago

@Bagelsan

I am sure that no penis-owning MRA would ever complain if you intermittently puffed on their cock and then blew air out of your lungs in the same general direction.

But wouldn’t doing that probably give you cancer?

Not if we wear a condom. Didn’t they have sex ed in your school? *smh* 😛

Wetherby
Wetherby
11 years ago

CassandraSays: a friend once saw a British film at the Berlin Film Festival in which the subtitler had evidently confused the British “fag” with the American “fag”. Thankfully, my friend’s German was good enough to enjoy the hilarious consequences, but the monolingual Germans in the audience were probably very confused.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I made the mistake of saying something about some bloke having a fag hanging out of his mouth in LA once. You should have seen the looks my friends gave me! 😀

Actually the bloke in question was giving me a real “LOL wut?” moment: he was of some extremely orthodox Jewish sect, to the point of having breeches and white stockings rather than trousers – but he had said ciggie hanging from his mouth, was nattering on his mobile phone, and was using the remote lock on his very fancy car. Seemed a bit of cherry-picking about the whole Not Being Modern was going on.

The white stockings were quite fetching, though.

katz
11 years ago

I see Louis has appropriated your avatar, Kitteh 🙂

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Louis AND Katie.

I didn’t stand a chance.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Aw, that’s a sweet new avatar.

So, Biscuit’s new trick today (I worked from home), was to climb on my shoulder while I was on the toilet. Getting up from there without him falling and scratching the hell out of me was a feat. That’ll learn me to shut the door.

He’s such a shoulder cat and has such needle claws, my back is one big scratch. Time to see how he likes trimming.

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