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Roosh fan: Black and White Unite to Fight … the evil feminist white-male bashers! (Also: a terrible chart.)

I think we can all agree that the REAL problem is all those damn women's libbers
I think we men can all agree that the REAL problem is those damn women’s libbers

So when I was poking around on Roosh’s Return of Kings blog the other day I ran across a guest post from someone calling himself Samseau accusing feminists of using racism to exploit men – that is, of expertly manipulating men of different races to fight one another instead of standing firm against the evil feminists and their evil agenda.

The post, while purporting to be somehow “above” the issue of race, is a muddled mess full of “white men have it worst” nonsense like this:

[R]acial infighting between American men wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the political consequences.

Women, if you haven’t noticed, do not fight with each other over racial conflicts. They might get angry over the past, but they are able to resolve all issues by agreeing on a scapegoat: the white man. Colored women will gladly forgive their white sisters, since, after all, it was the white man who oppressed women and minorities.

White men are the big, bad, evil masters, and as such, all females of different colors can agree to put aside their differences in order to bring the white man down.

Yes, he did indeed use the term “colored women.” Oh, but there’s more.

The election results show that decades of brainwashing young American boys has been an unqualified success. Rather than have boys be loyal to their gender, boys have instead been trained to be loyal to their race.

Little non-white boys at the tender age of 9 years are fed lies about how white male oppressors created their poor living conditions, while white boys are taught that they need to correct the injustices of their forefathers lest they be guilty with the indelible sin of white privilege. Female teachers use the appropriate shaming tactics on these young minds to imprint the intended desire for conflict.

All according to plan.

And more:

Men are pawns in the race game. Thus while American women feed themselves government largesse, jobs, university degrees, their husband’s money, and child support money, American men fight each other over table scraps.

But my favorite thing about this article is the little graph that Mr. Samseau made up to illustrate the REAL issues men face today.

RooshRaceChart

Yep. Race is the least important issue, while “getting laid” is number one.

It’s a pretty revealing little chart, huh?

The comment section for the article – wade into this swamp at your own peril – is (predictably enough) filled with angry racists trying to explain why race really does matter. Others, meanwhile, seem upset that all this racism is getting in the way of the regular woman-bashing. Still others suggest that men of all races needed to understand the “root cause” of all our “multicultural problems.” That being … teh Jews.

My favorite comment of the bunch, though, has to be this, from Caliente, combining an astounding ignorance of history with some half-digested evo psych:

Btw the reason why there are practically no racist women is simple.

Males of mammals are territorial.

They naturally base they identity from bottom up: family,tribe,nation,race.And naturally react negative to males of different “tribe”.

Females at the same time are receptive to have sex with any males as long as they are alpha enough.

In 19 century whites fucked all the black women because they were alpha and they had recourses,just look at Brasil.Nowadays a feminist will be cheating on her white beta herbling with some black fitness coach because that is how her brain assumes alphaness.

Wow.

Glad we got that all settled!

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pecunium
11 years ago

Brz: L’archidiacre venait de s’asseoir à la clarté d’un trois-becs de cuivre devant un vaste bahut chargé de manuscrits. Il avait appuyé son coude sur le livre tout grand ouvert d’Honorius d’Autun, De praedestinatione et libero arbitrio, et il feuilletait avec une réflexion profonde un in-folio imprimé qu’il venait d’apporter, le seul produit de la presse que renfermât sa cellule. Au milieu de sa rêverie, on frappa à sa porte. – Qui est là ? cria le savant du ton gracieux d’un dogue affamé qu’on dérange de son os. Une voix répondit du dehors. – Votre ami, Jacques Coictier. – Il alla ouvrir.

cloudiah
11 years ago

What’s French for sock puppet?

Historophilia
Historophilia
11 years ago

Dagrabbit, I find French much easier to read and understand than speaking or writing it and that seems to be the case for many people. It’s actually quite a logical language and if you speak English the similarities in many words (plus knowing context) then one can usually make a fair stab at guessing what sentences mean.

Kitteh, I actually wouldn’t be surprised if French had changed less, English has always been very quick to absorb words from other languages.

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

@Historophilia

Ça va, ton français est pas si mal que ça.
Je ne veux pas parler français ici parce que les américains, invariablement, de toutes les conditions sociales, en tout lieu, se sentent toujours obliger de massacrer le français, sans honte en plus.
Mais bon, vu qu’on y est… Allez-y, faîtes-vous plaisir.

katz
11 years ago

Yes I know “which I fault you for” is bad formal grammar

Does anyone in the universe actually care about that rule? No one ever references it except as an example of excessive pedantry.

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

hein, allez-y je veux voir des fautes de conjugaison, je veux voir des fautes de genre, je veux voir des fautes de syntaxe, je veux tout, donnez-moi tout.
Je veux que la grammaire française meure aujourd’hui, je veux que tout les vieux schnocks de l’académie française crève d’un arrêt cardiaque quand ils vous liront. Je veux une partouze de mauvais subjonctifs, une orgie d’infinitif! Et que ça saute!

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katz, it reminds me of the (possibly apocryphal) story of someone trying to tell Churchill to re-write a sentence because of that, and him saying “This is the sort of pedantry up with which I will not put.”

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

I’ve found my weak point. First you did great harm to French language and after that, you dare questioning my frenchness.

There will be no barrier to stop the fury of my trolling.

pecunium
11 years ago

And an actual follower of Chauvin to boot. We got ourselves a winner here.

katz
11 years ago

Oh no, Frenchy McFrenchersons is about to go all French on us.

Historophilia
Historophilia
11 years ago

This is a serious brain work out…

On moins enseigne généralement le français l’espagnol en Amérique et disant qu’ils “massacer” vous fait ressembler à un (help what is French for snob?).

Personne n’est obligé à parler votre langue ou parler cela bien quand ceci est un blog de langue anglaise. Ou un autre blog de langue anglaise.

Laissez-moi vous dire que vos idées sont profondément trempées dans le privilège (qui est le mot juste ?) et profondément sans instruction. Jusqu’à ce que vous essayiez de résoudre ces problèmes vos contributions ne seront pas bienvenues ici.

Ok I’m going to stop with French now, I haven’t written or spoken it for long periods in ages and I’m struggling.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

You know, even when Brz was speaking English, I couldn’t figure it out.

It’s always a surreal sensation. You see English words, and they’re put together and parse like English sentences… and I have NO IDEA WHAT THEY MEAN.

I have been disappointed in the crop of trolls. I think I might actually MISS NWO!

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I mean, David probably won’t use it, but in theory there’s a very effective barrier than could stop the fury of Brz’s trolling – it’s called the banhammer.

Amused
11 years ago

Et voilà, mon crime est découvert! Puisque je suis américaine, je massacre le français pour m’amuser. Sans honte, bien sûr. Et quand je m’ennuie de ça, je m’amuse à noyer petits chiots mignons. Ça se voit.

Damn it, can’t win. Bad if we speak a foreign language and bad if we don’t.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Guess what sockyboy, we don’t actually give a shit whether you’re really French or not. You’re an embarrassment to decent people regardless of your country of origin. When I think of Frenchmen, I’m not thinking of tossers like you, Monsieur Al.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Brz — that’s the ICD definition of anti-social personality, and whether psychology needs changing is entirely off topic. In any case, that line about some people just want to watch the world burn? That’s from batman, about the joker. Not exactly the best role model.

And anti-social behavior? Generally associated with crimes with victims. Honest to gods mugged, assaulted, raped victims. In short, you’re endorsing criminal behavior as being good for society.

Pecunium — have fun with him please, I’m posting while grocery shopping 🙂

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: brz

First you did great harm to French language and after that, you dare questioning my frenchness.

Okay, now I KNOW he ain’t French. He gotta be a bonafide Quebecois, with that attitude. (That or a big devotee of Les Immortales.)

RE: pecunium

Who’s Chauvin?

pecunium
11 years ago

Ooh… we are going to be trolled in earnest. By a dude who thinks French is still some sort of reigning power in the world of language, arts and letters.

I’m all a tremble. Seriously. I mean the sheer power of his rhetorical skills have managed to confound me (Ok, so it’s true his rhetoric is confounding, but skill isn’t the word I’d use).

How ever shall we cope? An exchange student is about to throw down on us. We may be out matched. Think of the bon mots he shall craft, ponder the vast amount of L’Esprit de l’escalier it shall be necessaire for us to utiliser.

Quelle horreur!!!!!! We have met our overmatching! We are lost!

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Brz

I’ve found my weak point. First you did great harm to French language

It is only fair after what you did to English.

Historophilia
Historophilia
11 years ago

I’m still thinking this guy is a troll, because the whole “the French are really anal about their language and have a special institute to stop people saying le hamburger” stereotype is ancient and i have never met a single French person who actually thought this way.

And I’ve been visiting France at least three times a year for the last ten years (haven’t been for the last 6 months due to work commitments).

CassandraSays
11 years ago

If we were to start talking about which Frenchmen we find hot and which we do not consider to be quite up to snuff that might lead to some amusing tALtrums.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

“I definitely think” –Brz

Okay, he’s definitely lying.

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LBT – yeah, the crop this year is so poor that NWO could win Troll of the Year without a single post. There was something uniquely fascinating about his horribleness. One was torn between being appalled at his attitudes and amused/amazed at the nonsense he’d come out with (not to mention how he mangled the language). Only he and Pell were trolls worthy of their own biographies.

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

Anyway, I thank the author of this blog for had allowed me to share to express myself here because every feminist blog always banned me when I tried to share with them my ideas for the world’s improvement, which is regretful.

I consider every insult you’ve addressed to me here as a little brick added for the good of the world. Hate me! I love it! Plus, it’s good because you evacuate frustration and anger and it’s good because it’s harmless.

Haven’t you been already convinced by the great we can all use of hate speech?

Dagrabbit
Dagrabbit
11 years ago

“hein, allez-y je veux voir des fautes de conjugaison, je veux voir des fautes de genre, je veux voir des fautes de syntaxe, je veux tout, donnez-moi tout.
Je veux que la grammaire française meure aujourd’hui, je veux que tout les vieux schnocks de l’académie française crève d’un arrêt cardiaque quand ils vous liront. Je veux une partouze de mauvais subjonctifs, une orgie d’infinitif! Et que ça saute!”

Well that’s a boring game. And you still didn’t answer Historophilia. “Et que ça saute!”

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