Hey, horny “nice guys,” you know how you’re always saying nice things to girls and sometimes telling they’re pretty in hopes they decide to sleep with you? Or just gawking at them at the gym?
Turns out that this isn’t such a good thing. Not so much because, you know, staring at women like you’re a serial killer might just creep a lot of women out. But because all this attention might well turn these women into stuck-up you-know-whats, which is a major pain for the world’s horny guys.
In a post on Roosh’s Return of Kings blog with the lovely title “How Women Become Worthless,” some dude named Edward Thatch explains the deadly consequences of people being nice to pretty ladies.
These women, he writes,
start out as decent specimens, but somehow manage to find themselves on the red pill man’s pump-and-dump list. This is a bittersweet topic for me, because while I enjoy a random romp with girls who have managed to concentrate all of their worth between their legs, I’m also well aware of the many added benefits of girlfriending up a good one.
So how do these women become worthless bitches? Well, you see, there’s this thing called the Peter Principle, which suggests that people get promoted and promoted until they end up with a job that’s beyond their capabilities. (Never mind all those people out there who are actually a good fit for their jobs.)
Anyhoo, this happens to pretty ladies too!
A pretty girl posts a sexy pic on facebook and you click like.
You just promoted her.
The same girl goes to the gym, and a dozen guys stare at her like hungry wolves.
Promoted again. …
Everything that comes out of her pretty little mouth is super relevant and interesting to the guys who want to bang her.
Promoted again.
Her beta orbiters trip over themselves trying to please her just for the satisfaction of being near her.
Promotion!
The list goes on and on, but you get the idea. From the day she’s born until the day she slams into the wall in her mid-30s, she just keeps being promoted until she reaches her level of incompetence. When the day comes that she can’t live up to the position she’s trying to fill – most awesome, sexy and unique thing everrrrr – she becomes a worthless self-centered bore who ends up in my phone as “Blonde HB7 Tiny Boobs Wrist Tattoo.”
Who knew that life for women was nothing more than an endless parade of male flattery? Or that women feel empowered whenever creepy dudes blatantly ogle their bodies at the gym.
So some women end up thinking that they’re pretty. What’s the harm here? Well, you see, men suffer enormously when women think they’re even a teensy bit hotter than they “really” are. It’s much better for everyone – if by “everyone” you mean all the guys trying to sleep with them – if women hate themselves a little. Or a lot.
Unfortunately, Thatch laments, it’s men who are to blame for women thinking too highly of themselves.
We create these monsters by promoting otherwise good women far above their grade. If you’re doing this, I respectfully ask you to stop.
As it stands now, these poor overpromoted women end up hitting the proverbial wall when they hit the age of 30, or 25, or 15, or whatever, and suddenly become transformed from young hotties into old hags. And while this is, Thatch proclaims, “a hilarious version of downsizing that sends the old, fat or ugly ones to the feminist welfare line,” he also thinks this is not economically efficient.
Far better for men to handle the “sexual marketplace” in a more rational and efficient way, he concludes, “by knocking off the beta orbiting, white knighting, and supplication that keeps promoting these women to positions they cannot handle.”
Surprisingly, Thatch’s argument provokes some dissent amongst Roosh’s Neanderthal followers. Stuki, for example, points out that Facebook likes might not amount to a damn in this crazy world.
A problem with this diagnosis, is that a single pump and dump … by a perceived alpha or “hot guy”, counts for more than a million Facebook likes, as far as perception of being “promoted” goes. …
It’s not as if women don’t feel equally “promoted” by the guy trying to feel her up at the bar, just because he throws her some neg first, instead of a compliment. IOW, the solution to women being bitches, is not men becoming assholes. If being a whore had real, serious and immediate consequences, women would largely stop being whores. But as long as the only consequence is that she will “forced” to go out alone, and get her “revenge” on her “intolerant”, “sexist” and “Stepford Wife obsessed” ex, by being banged in a toilet stall by someone ostensibly (through beer goggles, if nothing else) handsomer and more “alpha” than he was, she’ll never get it. Whether Mr. Toilet Stall Banger negs her or compliments her first, doesn’t really matter.
Note that Stuki here apparently thinks he’s somehow not already an asshole.
VargisBitch takes issue, a little bit, with the term “worthless.”
They are not worthless but … western women reach a point of uselessness. They have value in the beginning but at that time, they dont use that value for anything serious other that getting pumped left and right, attention whoring etc, you know, the sex and the city dream..after many years of this they are just beyond rescue, their self insteem is inflated beyond any reasonable level…plus they are getting rather old. So yea, at that exact moment, they become wortless. But they still have no reason to panic, there are hordes of horny bluepill men, who didnt get sex during THEIR prime , to pick the sorry remains..
When you understand the dynamics behind this, you are a redpill man.
Most commenters seem to agree, though, with the broad outlines of Thatch’s, er, analysis. Madvillain complains that there are even a few “white knights” to be found even in the manly world of the manosphere.
While there are almost no white night panderers in the manosphere, when a commenter comes along with the user name like “”just a girl”, or “SunshineMary”, guys will breath in that pussy scent wafting from the female name on their computer monitor and congregate around her, demonstrating their alpha intelligence by explaining the ways of the world to the cute little lamb.
Hammer, meanwhile, fantasizes about putting fat ladies in camps.
You can’t just haul off all the worthless ones and put them in some adjacent zone to live in. Instead you have to step into every relationship with a girl knowing she’s going to lie at some point, that she’ll try to manipulate to gain the upperhand, that she will try to contribute very little if anything and that she will start acting difficult at some point along the way, and for what? I honestly don’t know how men have tolerated the crap women throw at them for so long. …
I never thought I’d say this but maybe a benevolent dictator would be good for a while. A red pill dictator, who would put all the fatties into one zone, we’ll call it the Fat Zone, another can be called the Fem Zone for feminists, all manner of zones so that they could live among their ilk. Want join the Athletic Zone where people are in reasonable good shape? Lose weight, stop eating. Want to join the Equal Zone where men and women are treated equal where men do not give most of the social, economic and legal benefits to women? Sign a contract stating such explicitly. Want to join the Man Zone where the men make the rules and rule the roost? Sign on the dotted line gals. Everyone can get what they truly want. Maybe it won’t be perfect but I sure as hell would prefer it.
Turbo the Drycleaner, who apparently is too manly to bother with the shift key, doesn’t think that technology is the issue here.
beta males are no new invention and have existed, in large numbers, since time began. they are not going away. just because online dating and facebook have immortalized their hamfisted attempts at getting poosy dosnt mean it didnt happen before. girls would get all sorts of looks, gifts, and marrage proposals way back when that fed their egos. you could say that because they are now online, a woman can have constant access to validation but thats not a whole lot diffrent than living in a rural area, as many used to, and seeing the same orbiters every day.
Days of Broken Arrows disagrees:
White knighting was less a problem before the Internet age. You could only stare at a woman so long and most Betas didn’t just walk up to strange women and compliment them.
But nowadays, Facebook and Instagram are major ego-stroking devices for women. Someone needs to do a post called “NEVER like a woman’s Facebook photo.” The massive amount of orbiters on FB makes me ill.
One day in 1955, Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on the bus for a white man, and helped to usher in a civil rights revolution. Could Days of Broken Arrows’ brave refusal to “like” women’s Facebook pictures usher in a similar revolution, this time for men who are so terribly bruised and oppressed by women with self-esteem?
Add biology to the list of things Demarq knows nothing about.
Huh, so these guys want women to only value themselves sexually, but hate themselves for it at the same time. Got it. Assholes.
Basically, the world will be Manly Zone, but no-one will live there, because no-one thinks rape and murder should be legal except rapists and murderers. Then the people in the Feminist Zone can take over once the Manly Zone Battle Royales itself into oblivion.
Edward Thatch? Oh, no, you DIDN’T just co-opt the name of one of history’s greatest pirate heroes! You aren’t half the man Blackbeard was.
CWS – and we could all sit watching the live broadcasts of those idiots killing each other off, like a Roman circus with self-chosen gladiators.
Pass the quail-tongue popcorn.
Blackbeard was Edward Teach, I believe.
I’m pretty sure that if one hunted in an MRA’s beard, one would not find matches. Other disturbing things, maybe.
Misogyny Slugs?
I’ve always heard of him as Teach, but apparently it gets spelled Thatch too.
I suspect if an MRA tried to do the burning-match stuff Blackbeard is supposed to have done, he’d end up like one of those Dumb Ways To Die posters.
Just got cat back from the vet. X-ray has not ruled out cancer. He’s now booked in for a BAL (http://www.petplace.com/cats/bronchoalveolar-lavage-in-cats/page1.aspx) on Monday, as that’s the earliest all the experienced vets are together at the practice. So stressed. He has areas of his lungs showing up on x-ray, could be fluid, is definitely not tumour mass, but could be a diffuse-type cancer. I don’t think I am going to stop crying for long today. 🙁
Aw, honey, I’m so sorry.
In some ways, I feel kinda bad for people like Roosh, just because the life he describes seems so MISERABLE. Going into relationships acting like people are resources to be sucked dry and discarded sounds like a horrible way to live.
@Kiwi Girl: I’m sorry, too.
Oh Kiwi Girl, best wishes for your kitty!
Dammit, hitting Enter posts your message sometimes!
Anyway, I was gonna say, I wish you all the best, Kiwi Girl.
Re: Edward Thach/Teach, I see we have a live one. Also, I’ve heard that records are unclear about Blackbeard, and he could have been Teach or Thach.
Oh Kiwi girl, I’m so sorry! All the internet hugs if you want them, I really hope they find whatever it is kitty has is curable.
Really now:
“A man can father children well into his 80s and can potentially father 1000s of a children.”
Even if a woman got started in her teens and tried to have as many babies as her body would allow, she’d be lucky to pop out 20(or more).”
I didn’t realize it was a competition. Why are you making reproduction sound like a race? And why in gods’ name would a woman want thousands of children — especially since, you know, we have to actually give birth and all that.
“If a man makes a bad choice of woman, he can simply run off and find another woman to knock up.”
Um. Women can have more than one partner in their lifetime. Some have had children. Err, do you live under a rock?
“Have you people forgotten about the female biological clock? A woman is born with all the egg cells she will have in her entire life. A man’s tested continue to produce sperm cells throughout his life.”
You guys love talking about the biological clock. You’re still assuming — AGAIN — that women only have sex to have babies. We don’t. I realize you want to make yourself feel better about getting older in the future and not having as many partners as you want right now (which will change, right buddy? When all those younger women will begin throwing themselves at you so they can breed?) Alas, sperm ages along with the male. Why haven’t you heard about this? I know, manufacturing sperm until old age means you win, right? Nope. Women don’t have erectile dysfunction….and on average, live longer…but see, it doesn’t matter — none of this is a competition (unless you’re an insecure tool who needs to put down an entire demo in order to make himself feel better).
And how interesting you pop up in the thread about women with high self-esteem. Is talking about the “biological clock” your way of getting back at attractive women? Yeah, nice try.
Falconer – and in his day, English spelling was still sort of voluntary (a description I read in a novel last night).
I’d love to be worthless like her!
Kiwi, so sorry about your kitty. Give him lots of cuddles, especially since he is having to make so many vet trips!
Some of us have spent our entire adult lives trying very hard to make sure that we don’t have babies.
Kiwi Girl, hang tight. Please, take some hugs from me.
Shiraz – what they can’t reconcile themselves to is the idea that nobody gives a damn about their precious opinions. Getting laughed at and shredded on the internet is the most notice anyone will take of them.
Cassandra – I’ve always said the kid I have is going to be the next king of France or I’m not having it.
Also, you may still be abe to ejaculate at 90, but good luck persuading a woman of reproductive age to have sex with you.
I mean, you could hire a sex worker, but she’s unlikely to want to make babies with your elderly client sperm.
See for me (and I don’t know if I can explain this properly cos I’m a leetle tipsy) I don’t really value a guys opinion on my appearance. When a guy says I look hot or whatever, I’m like “well you would say that cos you only want to bang me.”
When a girl says I look hot I feel good about myself cos really it’s the difference between someone who doesn’t get art saying “That’s a pretty picture” and an art critic saying “I really appreciate the use of colour and composition in this piece”.
When someone compliments me when I’ve made ZERO effort in my appearance I’m like “Um…thanks?” I dunno…should I be flattered? It’d be like taking credit for sunsets and rainbows or something.
Thanks for the kind wishes, I am giving him hugs from everyone here too. He’s getting a lot of them. 🙂 You’ve also all given him a cat treat each.
Well, also, they assume because they only see body parts when they look at us, that we too only think of ourselves as body parts. I mean, do you know how many parties I went to that celebrated my older friends going through menopause? Lots. Because the idea of not having to worry about pregnancy is a great relief to many. It’s like, “Wow! I can have sex and not get pregnant! Just like a dude!”