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Women with self-esteem: A grave threat to modern man

Man making a woman worthless
Man making a woman worthless

Hey, horny “nice guys,” you know how you’re always saying nice things to girls and sometimes telling they’re pretty in hopes they decide to sleep with you? Or just gawking at them at the gym?

Turns out that this isn’t such a good thing. Not so much because, you know, staring at women like you’re a serial killer might just creep a lot of women out. But because all this attention might well turn these women into stuck-up you-know-whats, which is a major pain for the world’s horny guys.

In a post on Roosh’s Return of Kings blog with the lovely title “How Women Become Worthless,” some dude named Edward Thatch explains the deadly consequences of people being nice to pretty ladies.

These women, he writes,

start out as decent specimens, but somehow manage to find themselves on the red pill man’s pump-and-dump list. This is a bittersweet topic for me, because while I enjoy a random romp with girls who have managed to concentrate all of their worth between their legs, I’m also well aware of the many added benefits of girlfriending up a good one.

So how do these women become worthless bitches? Well, you see, there’s this thing called the Peter Principle, which suggests that people get promoted and promoted until they end up with a job that’s beyond their capabilities. (Never mind all those people out there who are actually a good fit for their jobs.)

Anyhoo, this happens to pretty ladies too!

A pretty girl posts a sexy pic on facebook and you click like.

 

You just promoted her.

 

The same girl goes to the gym, and a dozen guys stare at her like hungry wolves.

 

Promoted again. …

 

Everything that comes out of her pretty little mouth is super relevant and interesting to the guys who want to bang her.

 

Promoted again.

 

Her beta orbiters trip over themselves trying to please her just for the satisfaction of being near her.

 

Promotion!

 

The list goes on and on, but you get the idea. From the day she’s born until the day she slams into the wall in her mid-30s, she just keeps being promoted until she reaches her level of incompetence. When the day comes that she can’t live up to the position she’s trying to fill – most awesome, sexy and unique thing everrrrr – she becomes a worthless self-centered bore who ends up in my phone as “Blonde HB7 Tiny Boobs Wrist Tattoo.”

Who knew that life for women was nothing more than an endless parade of male flattery? Or that women feel empowered whenever creepy dudes blatantly ogle their bodies at the gym.

So some women end up thinking that they’re pretty.  What’s the harm here? Well, you see, men suffer enormously when women think they’re even a teensy bit hotter than they “really” are. It’s much better for everyone – if by “everyone” you mean all the guys trying to sleep with them – if women hate themselves a little. Or a lot.

Unfortunately,  Thatch laments, it’s men who are to blame for women thinking too highly of themselves.

We create these monsters by promoting otherwise good women far above their grade. If you’re doing this, I respectfully ask you to stop.

As it stands now, these poor overpromoted women end up hitting the proverbial wall when they hit the age of 30, or 25, or 15, or whatever, and suddenly become transformed from young hotties into old hags. And while this is, Thatch proclaims, “a hilarious version of downsizing that sends the old, fat or ugly ones to the feminist welfare line,” he also thinks this is not economically efficient.

Far better for men to handle the “sexual marketplace” in a more rational and efficient way, he concludes, “by knocking off the beta orbiting, white knighting, and supplication that keeps promoting these women to positions they cannot handle.”

Surprisingly, Thatch’s argument provokes some dissent amongst Roosh’s Neanderthal followers. Stuki, for example, points out that Facebook likes might not amount to a damn in this crazy world.

A problem with this diagnosis, is that a single pump and dump … by a perceived alpha or “hot guy”, counts for more than a million Facebook likes, as far as perception of being “promoted” goes. …

It’s not as if women don’t feel equally “promoted” by the guy trying to feel her up at the bar, just because he throws her some neg first, instead of a compliment. IOW, the solution to women being bitches, is not men becoming assholes. If being a whore had real, serious and immediate consequences, women would largely stop being whores. But as long as the only consequence is that she will “forced” to go out alone, and get her “revenge” on her “intolerant”, “sexist” and “Stepford Wife obsessed” ex, by being banged in a toilet stall by someone ostensibly (through beer goggles, if nothing else) handsomer and more “alpha” than he was, she’ll never get it. Whether Mr. Toilet Stall Banger negs her or compliments her first, doesn’t really matter.

Note that Stuki here apparently thinks he’s somehow not already an asshole.

VargisBitch takes issue, a little bit, with the term “worthless.”

They are not worthless but … western women reach a point of uselessness. They have value in the beginning but at that time, they dont use that value for anything serious other that getting pumped left and right, attention whoring etc, you know, the sex and the city dream..after many years of this they are just beyond rescue, their self insteem is inflated beyond any reasonable level…plus they are getting rather old. So yea, at that exact moment, they become wortless. But they still have no reason to panic, there are hordes of horny bluepill men, who didnt get sex during THEIR prime , to pick the sorry remains..

When you understand the dynamics behind this, you are a redpill man.

Most commenters seem to agree, though, with the broad outlines of Thatch’s, er, analysis. Madvillain complains that there are even a few “white knights” to be found even in the manly world of the manosphere.

While there are almost no white night panderers in the manosphere, when a commenter comes along with the user name like “”just a girl”, or “SunshineMary”, guys will breath in that pussy scent wafting from the female name on their computer monitor and congregate around her, demonstrating their alpha intelligence by explaining the ways of the world to the cute little lamb.

Hammer, meanwhile, fantasizes about putting fat ladies in camps.

You can’t just haul off all the worthless ones and put them in some adjacent zone to live in. Instead you have to step into every relationship with a girl knowing she’s going to lie at some point, that she’ll try to manipulate to gain the upperhand, that she will try to contribute very little if anything and that she will start acting difficult at some point along the way, and for what? I honestly don’t know how men have tolerated the crap women throw at them for so long.  …

I never thought I’d say this but maybe a benevolent dictator would be good for a while. A red pill dictator, who would put all the fatties into one zone, we’ll call it the Fat Zone, another can be called the Fem Zone for feminists, all manner of zones so that they could live among their ilk. Want join the Athletic Zone where people are in reasonable good shape? Lose weight, stop eating. Want to join the Equal Zone where men and women are treated equal where men do not give most of the social, economic and legal benefits to women? Sign a contract stating such explicitly. Want to join the Man Zone where the men make the rules and rule the roost? Sign on the dotted line gals. Everyone can get what they truly want. Maybe it won’t be perfect but I sure as hell would prefer it.

Turbo the Drycleaner, who apparently is too manly to bother with the shift key, doesn’t think that technology is the issue here.

beta males are no new invention and have existed, in large numbers, since time began. they are not going away. just because online dating and facebook have immortalized their hamfisted attempts at getting poosy dosnt mean it didnt happen before. girls would get all sorts of looks, gifts, and marrage proposals way back when that fed their egos. you could say that because they are now online, a woman can have constant access to validation but thats not a whole lot diffrent than living in a rural area, as many used to, and seeing the same orbiters every day.

Days of Broken Arrows disagrees:

White knighting was less a problem before the Internet age. You could only stare at a woman so long and most Betas didn’t just walk up to strange women and compliment them.

But nowadays, Facebook and Instagram are major ego-stroking devices for women. Someone needs to do a post called “NEVER like a woman’s Facebook photo.” The massive amount of orbiters on FB makes me ill.

One day in 1955, Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on the bus for a white man, and helped to usher in a civil rights revolution. Could Days of Broken Arrows’ brave refusal to “like” women’s Facebook pictures usher in a similar revolution, this time for men who are so terribly bruised and oppressed by women with self-esteem?

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Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

I think the “logic” is that negging doesn’t work on women who have the self-esteem to just go “yeah whatever, asshole” (my auto correct tried making negging into begging, it’s smarter than it seems)

Serjeant Grumbles
Serjeant Grumbles
11 years ago

I like Bits (nuttin’ wrong with overthinking stuff, especially trivia!) better than Junk, but just because I don’t like the term junk for genitals anyway, it’s pretty negative.

It’s perfectly accurate terminology. If you received genitals in the mail, would you save them? Would you make them a dining room centerpiece? Probably not, because it’s junk.

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11 years ago

Poor Mr C! He has my sympathy, I’d have been expecting sweet too! 😀

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11 years ago

Except not all mail is junk. Some of it is eagerly awaited and used. But unsolicited genitals would certainly count as junk.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

I haven’t started my Prachett book yet, so I can’t be counted as a fan. So as funny as a bloody furious cat is, I don’t get the context and would have to go with something besides using Greebo as short hand.

Will take your sunshine though, goddamned do I hate cold!

Cassandra — and this is why I hate nearly all yogurt. Cave yogurt with mint as a drink seems viable though (well, assuming culturing yogurt could even happen)

katz
11 years ago

Oh, and who guards the cave entrance? Cave canem, of course!

Well played.

(If I ever started a garage band, I wanted to name it Cave Canem, except that I think there’s already a garage band called that.)

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“If you received genitals in the mail…”

I’ve been debating continuing my Criminal Mnds marathon, and on that serial-killer-esque note, I think I shall do so!

CassandraSays
11 years ago

That whole meal was hilarious.

Me – Are you sure you want the bread? It has za’atar on it.

Him – So its oregano, right? I like oregano.

Me – This is way stronger than the oregano you’re used to, and there’s some other stuff. Are you sure you…

Him – Fucking hell that’s strong. Maybe I should dip it in the purpley red stuff.

Me – It’s kind of intense…

Him – (dips in sumac) KIND of intense?

Me – I did try to warn you.

Him – (Takes gulp of drink, looks at drink like it’s betrayed him.)

Me – I told you this place wasn’t Americanized. You remember when I told you that, right?

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11 years ago

I get some really nice yogurt here, made locally, too. Strawberry – and not just “sweet pink vaguely strawberry flavoured” but actual strawberry bits in it. Yum.

Can’t face Greek yogurt, though. Tried it once – eurgh!

The Greebo quote is from Lords and Ladies. Magrat (sometime witch and soon to be queen) and Shawn Ogg (guard and general handyman) are bailed up in the castle armoury by elves. Pratchett’s elves are seriously horrible creatures. Greebo (Nanny Ogg’s evil bastard cat) is in there too. This is a cat who sits and grins at wolves until they get nervous and leaves.

“Magrat smiled brightly at the elf beside him. ‘This is for you,’ she said, handing over the box. The elf took it automatically. ‘But you mustn’t open it.’

“… The elf looked at Magrat’s innocent expression, and opened the box.

“Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: Alive, Dead and Bloody Furious.

“Shawn dived sideways as Greebo went off like a Claymore mine.

“‘Don’t worry about him,’ Magrat said dreamily as the elf flailed at the maddened cat. ‘He’s just a big softy.'”

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11 years ago

Oh lor’, poor Mr C! Burned out tastebuds.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I like yogurt that’s simple and natural, the problem is that since I grew up on Middle Eastern yogurt I expect it to be thick and creamy and flavored with fruit and maybe sugar, not corn syrup and fake jam-like red goo. The texture of yogurt here just feels wrong to me – I’m not sure what they’re adding, but it gives it a slimy texture that bothers me, and I don’t like the fake fruit goo.

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11 years ago

The whole corn syrup in everything would be one of the hardest things to get used to about US food, I think. I was flabbergasted when I read just how much of the diet there uses the stuff.

Speaking of food, steak and mushrooms are on the table … 🙂

CassandraSays
11 years ago

The hardest thing for me to get used to was sweet bread. I know people who grew up here probably don’t even notice it, but supermarket bread here is really sweet compared to anywhere else I’ve ever lived. Not sweet enough to be sweet-on-purpose like a dessert bread, just…too sweet for regular bread. It’s weird.

katz
11 years ago

Cassandra: The secret ingredient in gross yogurt is gelatin. And that restaurant sounds delicious! I love za’atar!

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Thank you! “Gelatinous” is exactly the word I was looking for. It’s so wierd, it’s solid but wobbly like jello and my brain keeps going “yogurt does not do that”.

katz
11 years ago

It’s almost like their yogurt won’t gel properly without additives. It’s also worthless for cooking.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I tried to make a curry with that stuff once. That was a bad idea.

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11 years ago

Solid but wobbly?

Erk!

The yogurt I have varies but it’s less thick than, say, whipped cream. (Proper whipped cream, I mean, not that fake stuff in bought cakes.)

CassandraSays
11 years ago

The first yogurt I tried here I opened the carton and it looked weirdly solid, so I shook it, and it MOVED in one solid block, like jello. Like, wtf is this unholy substance?

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11 years ago

Gawd! That’s just … eww. I’d have thought it was curdled or something. Well, maybe not seriously, but it would have crossed my mind!

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“The whole corn syrup in everything would be one of the hardest things to get used to about US food, I think.”

People get used to it? I found that shit in bread once, couldn’t figure out how you fuck up bread so bad that butter won’t spread, just tears it apart, and then I read the ingredients and spent a half hour ranting about how yeast does not eat HFCS.

Re: Prachett — awesome. The Prachett book sitting in my to-read stack is Lords and Ladies!

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
11 years ago

Qantas breakfast fail: serves me yoghurt with gelatine. I smile nicely at the staff, and explain that I can’t eat the yoghurt because of the gelatine and request that someone tell catering that gelatine means “not vegetarian”. I find that the non-gelatine yoghurts in Canberra are the “gourmet” ones, which means they also tend to be organic and expensive /sigh.

It’s also been years since I have eaten any fruit tart with a jelly-like glaze, most of them are gelatine-based too. And in restaurants, routinely asking if the pumpkin, or other “vegetable” soup has been made with a meat-based stock. /bigger sigh

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
11 years ago
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11 years ago

“QANTAS” and “fail” have become frequent flyers in the same sentence over the years!

I tell ya what, that bloke with the tee shirt could at least have had the consideration to wear a wig and ‘tache so he’d look a little bit like Inigo. Or an Inigo wannabe, at least.

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

@kiwi girl, have you tried making your own yoghurt? You just need a good starter culture. We used to make our own for or children when they were teeny.

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