Time for another peek into the Man Boobz “Trash” folder!
Regular commenters here may have come across the comments of an MRA/MGTOWer calling himself justeunperdant, who has graced the comments section here with sarcastic if often quite surreal remarks which are enhanced, I feel, by his poor command of the English language.
Here’s one of his perplexing little gems (and no, it doesn’t make any more sense in context):
Here’s one that’s slightly less perplexing, though it seems to be based on the notion that Title IX isn’t a law but is actually the name of some dude:
But what you don’t realize is that not all of Mr. justeunperdant’s comments see the light of day. For example, several days ago he tried to post the following comment:
The problem here wasn’t the comment itself, which is fairly typical of MRAs who visit the site; it was that he attached a video that evidently showed pictures of Jodi Arias, now on trial for the murder of her boyfriend, dragging around his dead body. Not particularly wanting such a graphic video up on Man Boobz, I sent justeunperdant’s comment to the trash.
This made him mad:
I didn’t let that one through either. He keeps posting comments; I keep tossing them in the trash.
When MRAs suggest I delete comments because I “can’t handle the truth,” this is the sort of “truth” they’re talking about.
Whoo, look what I just stumbled on! Kerry Greenwood (who writes the Phryne Fisher and Corinna Chapman books) has a free PDF download of the recipes from the Chapman series. Bara brith might be in there and there are certainly lots of yummy things for the cooking-inclined.
http://deathinthestacks.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/corinna-chapmans-recipes-download.html
Grumbler, may you get enthusiastically booo-ed by any koalas who’s path you cross for the rest of time. May they throw eucalyptus flavour legos at you.
May you also begin to think about whether brain shrinkage is actually a sign of becoming more highly evolved rather than ‘getting stupider’.
May you consider a diet of eucalyptus.
I don’t really get what point he’s trying to make her. AFAIK first he’s making some kind of cat lady insult, and then he gets on to the point of unequal representation of men killed by ex-lovers — which is totally valid — and then ruins it with some drivel about women censoring the media because they only care about mens’ wallets. An ad hominem attack on David for not publishing a comment that links to a picture of a man’s corpse being drug around. Men and women are different — not offensive, but he isn’t being published anymore, so clearly to reiterate his point he chimes in with “Women are just cum buckets who should serve men!!!”
Yeah, that really gives him credit as someone who just wants rights for men and doesn’t hate women.
Then he goes back to some red cat + blue litterbox = cat rape theory that’s supposed to be an analogy for… something. It’s kind of silly because my tortoiseshell cat pees in a grey litterbox, not a tortoiseshell litterbox, and the litterbox hasn’t tried to force any non-consensual sexual activity upon her as of yet. He should come up with something better.
Protip for Loserboy: When a story makes national headlines, that means it’s NOT BEING IGNORED. The murder was in 2008, and her trial is going on now, and the story is back in the national headlines again.
Also, fuck off. You’re an asshole.
Aregnti: sorry about your breakup.
This guy seems interesting. Is he banned now or what? Why would he make a post on cats before all that slime he produced later?
Wow, Sgt Grumbles. That’s really sad. Outright admitting that the only reason you post increasing inflammatory and offensive material is because you’re desperate for attention. I feel sorry for you and your sad little empty life.
Have fun with that.
“Sorry to hear about getting dumped, Argenti! I got dumped pretty recently too, and it sucks”
oh my GOD! each time a women get dumped it big drama and all the planet has to know it but each time a men get dumped it does not matter! it olny matter when womens get dumped, but for men does not matter! only size of his wallet and how easy he is to manipulate matter to womens!
I suggest we all go practis the saccred art of deepthroating insted of talk about womens getting dumped
I will not buy this litterbox, it is scratched.
Mr. Grumbles should stop insulting koalas. The drop bears might find out and come for him!
Sorry to hear about your breakup Argenti.
To avoid aggression, make sure the cat wasn’t previously owned by Ice T:
http://youtu.be/WV2xY7ixwro
@Myoo
Three things that always seem to be relevent: Monty Python, Seinfeld, and Key and Peele.
Kitteh’s Unpaid Help: Have you looked into a bread machine? They’re usually pretty simple to operate, and you can get all kinds of premade bread mixes (which, once you’ve practiced a bit, you can even try to modify yourself). Quick google tells me that an amateur model runs about 80 bucks; dunno your finances, obviously.
Wow, lots of breakups. I am going through one right now. Not broke up yet but seems to be strongly heading that way. I should go home tonight and make bread (while drowning sorrow with a bottle of wine). Thanks for the idea guys. Also stranger Internet hugs for people in breakups… It sucks 🙁
@Bad_dog
I hope things work out for the best for you. Hugs.
Sorry about all the breakups :(. Such a sad day. Internet hugs for all!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgtvb2poxX1qd8ocoo1_400.png
Also, since misery love company, here’s a picture of Tard the grumpy cat (+ les miz):
http://betanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Grumpy-Cat-Le-Miserable.jpg
Hugs to everyone suffering through a bad breakup. I’d bring you all cake and ice cream if you lived close enough.
“I’m sorry your relationship broke up. I’m here for you if you need me.” Said by no woman to a man EVER. That’s because our lady brains have a neural decision tree that starts with: What is the gender of the person speaking? Then it changes from that point. And, also because our lady brains can tell the gender of EVERY person on the internet just by their nym.
We’re THAT good.
So yes, we’re a riddle of evil and cleverness wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma. So if we’re particularly good at being female, we get reincarnated as cats. Damn, I let out the big feminist secret, so now the [insert name of internet secret feminist society you want] will have to kill me.
” So if we’re particularly good at being female, we get reincarnated as cats.”
I’m a male feminist. What do I get reincarnated as?
Sorry dude, it’s dogs all the way down. 🙂
Nah, I think you come back as a male cat.
Sweet! I hope I’m not allergic to cats in my next life too!
By the way, there’s another crazy Kotaku MRA, except this one posted a link to his scary blog:
http://thelonelystruggle.blogspot.com/
With the horrible web design and blatant hatred of women, this guys is probably a relative of Mr. Pro-male ant-feminist tech.
Clearly you come back as a lion, surrounded by lionesses who do all the work for you. Male feminists know this, which is why they choose to betray their brothers by siding with the evil feminist harpies.
@atomic yeah, we female gamers are all crap at RPGs. Never mind that he’s playing WOW, 2-3 years after they nerfed the game play so anyone with opposable thumbs can play. if he’s so uber at WOW, where’s some screen shots of him playing in arenas or battlegrounds or other areas where people gather specifically to kill each other, rather than picking on some person doing dailies?
And all those text and graphics going up the screen: he’s turned on a bunch of ingame assistance and may be running third-party mods to help him play. Yep, he’s so good, he can’t play with a basic unenhanced game interface.
LOL.
“And all those text and graphics going up the screen: he’s turned on a bunch of ingame assistance and may be running third-party mods to help him play. Yep, he’s so good, he can’t play with a basic unenhanced game interface.”
I’m sure details like that are inconvenient for him, along with the fact that almost half of MMORPG players are female. Oops!