Time for another peek into the Man Boobz “Trash” folder!
Regular commenters here may have come across the comments of an MRA/MGTOWer calling himself justeunperdant, who has graced the comments section here with sarcastic if often quite surreal remarks which are enhanced, I feel, by his poor command of the English language.
Here’s one of his perplexing little gems (and no, it doesn’t make any more sense in context):
Here’s one that’s slightly less perplexing, though it seems to be based on the notion that Title IX isn’t a law but is actually the name of some dude:
But what you don’t realize is that not all of Mr. justeunperdant’s comments see the light of day. For example, several days ago he tried to post the following comment:
The problem here wasn’t the comment itself, which is fairly typical of MRAs who visit the site; it was that he attached a video that evidently showed pictures of Jodi Arias, now on trial for the murder of her boyfriend, dragging around his dead body. Not particularly wanting such a graphic video up on Man Boobz, I sent justeunperdant’s comment to the trash.
This made him mad:
I didn’t let that one through either. He keeps posting comments; I keep tossing them in the trash.
When MRAs suggest I delete comments because I “can’t handle the truth,” this is the sort of “truth” they’re talking about.
I think cats might be colorblind?
whataboutthemoonz: next he’ll pull a Diogenes and wonder what good will could possibly have to do with anything.
I think you did explain that nicely, whataboutthemoonz.
clairedammit – is there a way to work in the “blue litter box + red cat = misogyny” bit without including the totally wft rape comment? Maybe not …
No! Cats are enraged by certain colors! Other colors make them mellow, and sometimes they are moved to color-coordinate their litter pans and dishes. I know it because I read it on the Webbernetz!
Cats; can see some colors: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_senses
@The Kittehs’
Maybe if justeunperdant answers his own question and says that blue litter boxes make re cats angry? That is like the G rated version of the comment.
There is a teensy poodle puppy in the shop at the moment! Cuteness!
*red
Was it an iceberg lettuce? 🙂
I put Pierre’s responses through Google translate to get the French…
Euh … bonjour
Ok. Je n’ai qu’un seul chat, mais je vais vous aider si je le peux.
Je ne pense pas que les questions de couleur. Quelle que soit la couleur que vous aimez, je suppose.
Je ne pense pas que les couleurs font les chats agressifs.
Attendez, voulez-vous faire de votre chat agressif? Je ne pense pas que ce soit une bonne
That sounds so cool.
And in the interests of science, I have undertaken an experiment of the sex of chairs, to see whether there is a deeper misogyny to chairs that has entered languages.
Feminine in French: la chaise
Masculine in German: der stuhl
Feminine in Spanish: la silla
Common in Dutch: de stoel
So, chairs have a feminine tendency. It’s science!
Let me see if I can work that in Kitteh. Justin Underpants also said something recently about a blue circle and a red circle that was kind of confusing, about “a wheel that is blue and red at the same.” He seems to think that colors do things.
Some Gal – red misogynist cats. Which could be left as it was, since it doesn’t have to make sense.
Kiwi girl, it is now! I’m going to leave it in there and then later this week chop it up frozen and put it in some soup.
Aww! We had poodles growing up and we had two litters (I feel differently than my mom about purebreeds, now, btw) so I think poodle puppies are the best puppies.
Get distracted by poly relationship chaos and this thread explodes! (I just got dumped, or maybe we weren’t serious enough for that, or something…which means I’m complaining to the not-an-ex about someone else *sigh* today’s been fun >.< )
First, yeah, that photo just screams bad photoshop to me. Kitteh, yours are much less obvious.
Second, “Will save! Does a 13 save? Crap. Looks like I’m engaging the troll.” — convert that to d10 and tell me your current number of willpower points 😀
Oh, but it got you on your toes, didn’t it?
Kiwi gal’s research leads to the striking conclusion that cats are; indeed, involved in the misandrist conspiracy against the male buttocks; it is evident beyond doubt, as we see they certainly take the only soft chairs; before a mere man can sit upon them. Vile, vile misandrocats!
@Argenti
I’m sorry. Hugs if you want them. (Also, I’ll share my sea salt butterscotch caramels if you want.)
My former roommate’s puppy that I fell head over heels for was a cockerpoo, sort of — his cockerpoo dad mated with a purebred poodle. Adorable like guy who looked like a mini curly rottie. Never thought I could even like poodles, forget about go all D’AWWWW for one.
“So, chairs have a feminine tendency. It’s science!”
Chairs are misandry! Also spell-check does not recognize misandry! Patriarchy!!
Pierre and Justin Underpants, take 2. I changed “rape” to “car crash” but it could be anything bad, I guess. This is the best I can do for the moment and I’m open to suggestions. It’s hard to work with utter nonsense.
In the aisle at the pet store. Pierre is trying to decide between Awesome brand cat food and Excellent brand.
Justeunperdant: Hi girl.
Pierre: Um…hello.
Justeunperdant: I need advice about litter box for cat.
Pierre: Ok. I only have one cat, but I’ll help if I can.
Justeunperdant: What is the best color for litter box?
Pierre: I don’t think the color matters. Whatever color you like, I guess.
Justeunperdant: What color makes cat aggressive?
Pierre: I don’t think colors make cats aggressive.
Justeunperdant: But a red cat peeing in a blue litter box is like misogyny and car crash at the same time. I like car crash.
Pierre: Wait, do you want to make your cat aggressive? I don’t think that’s such a good…
Justeunperdant: Please advise using all your wisdom about cat.
Lol, hugs I’ll take I guess, please keep your salty treats though, I’m seriously not a salt fan! I’ll get over it, might have to swap my coffee for some of my Basil’s Brew though (yeah, at least I got my EA mixed tea today, so I got my SQUEE)
Argenti, I’m sorry about what happened. Seconding internet hugs if you want ’em. 🙁
Thank you for the pic comment, I haven’t the perspective to know what anyone who knows their way around photoshopping would think. 🙂
::Pierre edges away slowly::
Gah, yes, clearly I meant misandry and not misogyny, thanks Kitteh and heathenbee. I’m distracted by the insect-that-looks-like-a-hornet-but-I-can’t-see-a-stinger. On the window, on the wall next to my computer.
Shoot, Argenti : ( *sadface doesn’t know you well enough to say something helpful*