Time for another peek into the Man Boobz “Trash” folder!
Regular commenters here may have come across the comments of an MRA/MGTOWer calling himself justeunperdant, who has graced the comments section here with sarcastic if often quite surreal remarks which are enhanced, I feel, by his poor command of the English language.
Here’s one of his perplexing little gems (and no, it doesn’t make any more sense in context):
Here’s one that’s slightly less perplexing, though it seems to be based on the notion that Title IX isn’t a law but is actually the name of some dude:
But what you don’t realize is that not all of Mr. justeunperdant’s comments see the light of day. For example, several days ago he tried to post the following comment:
The problem here wasn’t the comment itself, which is fairly typical of MRAs who visit the site; it was that he attached a video that evidently showed pictures of Jodi Arias, now on trial for the murder of her boyfriend, dragging around his dead body. Not particularly wanting such a graphic video up on Man Boobz, I sent justeunperdant’s comment to the trash.
This made him mad:
I didn’t let that one through either. He keeps posting comments; I keep tossing them in the trash.
When MRAs suggest I delete comments because I “can’t handle the truth,” this is the sort of “truth” they’re talking about.
Jeez guys. I didn’t know you would all fee this way. I guess I really didn’t know how you would react though. I wasn’t using you for profit or to work out emotional issue or anything. Honestly everything else I’ve posted on here has been the truth.
Also, if I was annoying or offending you, then you could have just told me. I had no idea.
What can I say? I’m sorry I messed with your heads. It wasn’t meant to be antagonistic or malignant.
I’m thinking it was probably alcohol, now that I read the site Kittehs’ suggested. Ingredients were:
That’s a lot of crap. I think I was just assuming Neutrogena was still pretty pure.
“It’s true. I have been misleading you guys all along. My site is an elaborate hoax. We are, in fact, pink-horned fuzzydemons from Rainbow Hell, come to conquer you all.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
cloudiah – I’d put it on and was doing what I usually do, rubbing it up into my skin, fingers pointing upward. Bad aim and RAM, straight up the schnoz.
One way to clear the sinuses I suppose … fingernail power!
Interesting about it being the moisturiser/sunscreen that gave you the trouble. I just have the oil-free moisturiser. I wonder if it’s something in that part of it rather than the sunscreen that’s the problem?
“Retinyl Acetate”
There you go. If you have sensitive skin that’s going to sting, and also possibly burn in the sun.
atomicgrizzly, you were lying to us. How did you think we would feel? Seriously.
Well, jeez, guys. Get fucked.
I’m not angry so much as going wow you’re pathetic.
RE: cloudiah
I will indeed allow you to fetch the pink argyle carpet slippers. And do not run, Kittehs! Our domination will be a peaceful, loving one!
RE: atomicgrizzly
Honestly everything else I’ve posted on here has been the truth.
There’s no way we can know that.
I’m sorry I messed with your heads. It wasn’t meant to be antagonistic or malignant.
It’s still a dickish thing to do. My advice is to quit digging your hole. If you’re not a dick, you’ll regain trust eventually.
THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
Disingenuous pantload. You skated right to the edge of offensiveness, nothing that could be called outright. I’m sure if I had said something, you’d’ve been all, “who, me?”
I think you’re sad, the only person I’m pissed at is myself for not trusting my gut that you were a lying sack.
Even the people at Kotaku, idiots that they are, don’t deserve to be unwittingly used as someone’s research subjects (and not even for a real book).
Protip: When you carry out a practical joke, the people you tell beforehand are in on it. The people you involve but don’t tell beforehand are the targets of the joke. And they aren’t generally thrilled about it.
Seriously. You just made me feel sorry for Kotaku commentors.
Playing mind games sucks, atomicgrizzly. Ever watched the Milgram experiments? They were disgusting, whatever the importance of the point they were making. You haven’t even got that sort of justification for your smalltime deception. Treating people as things is a very MRAish way to behave.
More importantly, Pink Demon Horns.
RE: Kittehs
Thanks a lot, now one of the system kids wants a human-sized one.
And we promise! Loving domination with no oppression and free candy for everyone! Would we lie?
That cat appears to be drunk.
You are still lying, AG. You have known from early childhood, just like the rest of us, that peeps do not like being lied to and manipulated. You knew it before you lied, while you lied, and you knew it when you wrote that comment where you claimed you didn’t know it.
LBT — not ABNOY! I have a variety of chocolates I could attempt to appease you with.
atomicgrizzly — dude, you lied to us, attempted to get us to play into your social experiment without telling us (which is seriously questionable psych ethics btw) — when you should’ve known we’d be touchy about such things considering the endless string of recurrent socks.
Argenti: Oh. I misunderstood, completely. When I said never let us be in the same room…
Never let us be in the same social venue; to include the State Fair.
🙂
“Ever watched the Milgram experiments? They were disgusting, whatever the importance of the point they were making. You haven’t even got that sort of justification for your smalltime deception.”
So, about those. Milgram got in ethical trouble for not debriefing his participants — they went decades thinking they’d actually tortured people. It was repeated a couple years ago, with that deception explained immediately afterwards — the modern version had IRB approval.
Your participants must be able to opt out.
“And we promise! Loving domination with no oppression and free candy for everyone! Would we lie?”
That depends, which of you is in charge here?
LBT – heheheh you’re welcome! 😉
Pecunium — understood, good news is that I feel similarly about dealing with him. (And he doesn’t do state fairs 😀 )
Argenti – I had to watch that damned Milgram thing when I had a Social Science class in what passed for my last year of high school (not sure why it was included in an applied art course). I mainly remember how horrifying it was and how our teacher giggled all the way through. Maybe she’d seen it too often, maybe it was a nervous giggle, but oy, that squicked me out as much as the film – “Can’t you see these guys are distressed?” Feckin’ horrible.
RE: Argenti
The darker the chocolate, the better your odds.
That depends, which of you is in charge here?
…<.<
Oh gods, thankfully I never had anyone see it as funny!