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Orgasms, away?

Fellas! Better hold on to yourselves, because I’ve got some terrible news for you.

Actually, you’d better NOT hold on to yourselves. Because this is the news, straight from that always 100% reliable news source, the Men’s Rights subreddit:

MRalphabet

I wonder if manginal orgasms are still allowed?

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thebewilderness
11 years ago

It is a pretty standard “submit, or die” statement for the manosphere, I suppose.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@The Kitteh’s Unpaid Help

It’s a quadfecta. I kept going and found transphobia.

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

An infecta!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Some Gal – colour me surprised, again!

Wonder what his particular bigotry will be on the religous line? Christian bigot? Atheist bigot? Surely it’ll be in there somewhere.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

lowquacks I nearly splurted my tea on the desk then, thankyouverymuch!

Some Gal Not Bored at All

Here’s a fun theory btw:

I’ve always kind of suspected this about the “vaginal orgasms don’t real” crowd (especially vocal on /r/sex) — they just don’t want to partake in any sexual activity that a man might also be able to climax from.

Yes, I’m sure that’s why women claim they can’t orgasm vaginally. Because you are too unimaginative to come from anything other than PIV. Who hasn’t heard of 69 at the very least?

drst
drst
11 years ago

Oh, no, I missed Pell? Darn it. Why is he online now? He usually only posts early in the morning before he has to catch the school bus.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

Oh, I found the answer. He earlier said his penis is too large for oral.

So…um…there’s that.

Melody
11 years ago

Wait am I in trouble now for liking to orgasm?
Cause I feel that they probably dislike the fact that my makeout buddy does it manually and not PIV……Of course maybe my makeout buddy has been brain washed by us feminists.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Some Gal – there’s an eye-rolling theory. And I bet he’d never think of pushing anal sex onto a partner, noooooo.

Oh, not the I Have a Huge Dick line. What is he, fourteen?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

First Test for being an MRA: defend your sexual incompetence! Let nothing inform you or broaden your horizons! Mutual enjoyment is a feminazi illuminati lizard people gubmint conspiracy!

Some Gal Not Bored at All

He’s about 37 and married with kids if he’s being honest. (And since he thinks his wife is too fat!, I’m inclined to believe him.)

And now I feel like a stalker.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Gakk, what a creepy upbringing for those kids.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

While I hate the idea of boys being raised with those toxic ideas, I still really hope that he just has sons. It would be horrible to be his daughter. There’s no way, I think, to mask all that disgust.

Melody
11 years ago

I hate when children are raised in such environments.
I work with high risk kids and many of them were raised in very negative environments.

Eric
Eric
11 years ago

Nobody ever hamfists my mangina 🙁 what about the mennnzz? (sorry)

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I just cringe at the thought of what any LGBT kids would go through in households* like that.

* “Home” doesn’t really seem the word in this case.

MKlein
MKlein
11 years ago

This is just standard MRM crap. Women use porn and sex workers, too.
(Plus all the other arguments on this thread^)

MKlein
MKlein
11 years ago

Oh god, MRAs raising kids.

Bee
Bee
11 years ago

Oh, I found the answer. He earlier said his penis is too large for oral.

Oh, that’s precious. No penis is too large for oral, and I say that as someone who has a very small mouth and a strong gag reflex. This sounds like something that someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about would say.

Sexually frustrated men DO make good soldiers

I feel like WTF Price had a post not so long ago about how good soldiers are super MANLY and get laid in a MANLY way all the time (i.e., they rape women) and therefore women shouldn’t serve in combat.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

This sounds like something that someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about would say.

Goes with his Diogenes-like attitude toward oral “ewww, hair!” sex.

Which reminds me: wtf is supposedly married man doing asking someone online “Do you shave or wax, because otherwise gross?” as if he’s looking for a sex partner?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Oh, and did you know a live show of Pube Terror is being staged?

PUBE TERROR THE MUSICAL: HAIR

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@The Kitteh’s

Judging from his comments, (other then when he started enthusiastically endorsing nipple play) his sex life is not what he wants. Which would be sad if he weren’t such a horrible person.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

One can only imagine what his wife’s sex life is like. Not that I’d want to.

themisanthropicmuse
11 years ago

blah, blah, blah, the feminist boogiemen are going to take away all the male orgasms for lulz!!! blah, blah, blah