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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Katz – glad to say I’ve never heard dead baby jokes, though if I did I suspect I’d be more “wtf side-eye” than “I am now going to glue Legos to your feet for implicitly supporting animal cruelty.”

whataboutthemoonz
7 years ago

My mom killed my pet rats when I was a kid, made it the butt of all jokes well into my adulthood, has shown zero remorse for her actions, and has no idea why I haven’t forgiven her.

My relationship with my parents is not the best.

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@whataboutthemoonz

How terrible! I’m so sorry. My sister had pet rats and they were awesome. It was so sad when they got sick and had to be put to sleep. I can’t imagine ending the lives of healthy little guys. πŸ™ She sure doesn’t sound like she deserves any forgiveness.

katz
7 years ago

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT THAT IS TERRIBLE

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

whataboutthemoonz, that is so horrible! She doesn’t deserve to have any relationship with you at all.

Lots of internet hugs if you want ’em.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Kittehs

I get angry and distressed at cruelty to any animal, but with cats in particular, it’s visceral. I feel … well, think what a loving parent might want to do to someone who tortured their child.

Oh, okay. I guess I just don’t get it; my folks weren’t very protective of me, so the idea of parents feeling that kind of protectiveness towards animals is kinda astounding. But I’ll go with it and accept this is an upbringing thing.

katz
7 years ago

You don’t necessarily need to think of it as a maternal-instinct thing, but merely as an interdependence thing. Animals are dependent on you and they can’t prevent you from harming them–in many cases, you can’t even be prosecuted–and I think that inspires a desire to care for them.

Anyway it certainly inspires (in me) a hatred of people who take advantage of animals’ helplessness to abuse them.

Abnoy
Abnoy
7 years ago

Tch tch, you should have avenged your rats, even if it was your mother. It’s what I would have done (and did, in my own time, but that’s TMI) >( …

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

Yeah, that makes sense. I think I get it a bit more now.

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

whatabouthemoonz: I’m sorry, that is awful.

Abnoy: please go away with your sick shit.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Fuck off, Abnoy, you sack of roach dung.*

LBT – I’m getting more where you’re coming from, too. Definitely upbringing comes into it. My mum grew up with cats (I strongly suspect my grandmother liked her cats a lot better than most of her ten kids!) and she was certainly protective of me and of them. I don’t remember my father interacting with them or our dogs, but then he left when I was about eight so I might just never have noticed. He certainly wasn’t cruel, though, I’ll give him that much.

*stolen from Feministe

heathenbee
heathenbee
7 years ago

That’s awful, whatabouthtemoonz : ( My grandfather had my grandmother’s spaniel put down when she was in the hospital delivering my mom, for no reason. I don’t know how people can do things like that.

pecunium
7 years ago

Abnoy: Cool story bro.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Whataboutthemoonz — goddamned some people are vile (lol, is that word able to be taken seriously?)

Can I interest you in “revenge is a dish best served NOW”?

Oh look, it’s an annoying ABNOY, does anyone else hear a little buzzing? Like maybe a mosquito got in?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Yeah, a male mosquito, the ones that can’t even pierce the skin …

heathenbee
heathenbee
7 years ago

Human blood: misandry!!

katz
7 years ago

I think we need some kind of pet-vengeance exchange program. So if you don’t want to do something mean to your own parents/family members/etc who did something horrible to your beloved pet, someone else who is angry on your behalf will go and secretly carpet their bedroom with Legos while they sleep.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Sign me up for that!

And they’ll be pointed Legos.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Perhaps this should be our symbol?

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Hell, we could just cover the floor in those, V’s knives look painful!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

We could also fill lots of their condiment bottles with Vegemite. Wouldn’t do ’em any harm (hey, it’s the health food of a nation!) but boy would they get a nasty surprise.

whataboutthemoonz
7 years ago

My mom’s excuse was that the rats were sick, but instead of having surgery performed or having them put down she tried to drug them to death.

Also +1 Hellkell’s response to Abnoy.

Also, put vegemite in their shampoo and say it’s for drop bears.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Or even better – rub Vegemite in their hair and release them in drop bear territory.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Forgot to say what I should have first – that is so horrible, whataboutthemoonz. πŸ™

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

I wonder if there was an element of people’s idea about what constitutes a proper pet in there too. I notice that most people don’t make those kinds of jokes about dogs, and I can’t imagine a parent who wasn’t batshit in all other kinds of ways trying to drug a dog themselves rather than taking it to the vet to be put down.

hrovitnir
hrovitnir
7 years ago

whataboutthmoonz, you probably won’t see this, but THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. Not just the killing, but the joking. You have all the hugs in the world from me, if you want them. Rats are fucking amazing, not that any animal deserves to be treated as disposable. :'(

Cassandra: there is an element of “this animal cost $10 so I can’t pay $50 for vet care”. And there is definitely a hierarchy of what pets are acceptable to have/care about. People smell.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Someone should ask if they’re willing to spend money on the kids they got, presumably, for free. Or by accident.

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