Fellas! Better hold on to yourselves, because I’ve got some terrible news for you.
Actually, you’d better NOT hold on to yourselves. Because this is the news, straight from that always 100% reliable news source, the Men’s Rights subreddit:
I wonder if manginal orgasms are still allowed?
whataboutthmoonz, you probably won’t see this, but THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. Not just the killing, but the joking. You have all the hugs in the world from me, if you want them. Rats are fucking amazing, not that any animal deserves to be treated as disposable. :'(
Cassandra: there is an element of “this animal cost $10 so I can’t pay $50 for vet care”. And there is definitely a hierarchy of what pets are acceptable to have/care about. People smell.
Someone should ask if they’re willing to spend money on the kids they got, presumably, for free. Or by accident.