UPDATE: THE POLLS ARE CLOSED. Polldaddy pulled a little switcheroo on me, so I’ve got to pull a little switcheroo on you. I thought it was free, but it turns out that once you get more than 200 responses to a survey in any given month, you have to pay them $200 for a year’s memebership in order to see the rest of the results. Yikes! So I’m just closing the polls instead, and will announce the winners tomorrow. If it’s any consolation, all the winners won by large margins, so I doubt there would have been any upsets if I kept the polls open longer.
And the polls are open! Vote for Man Boobz Troll of the Year, and any of the other special awards you wish to vote for.
The polls will remain open until January 1, when I will write up the results and declare the official winners!
Feel free to campaign for your favorites in the comments below.
In the immortal words of Billy Bragg,
It’s like Billy Crystal said, “You talkin’ to me?”
As Moe Howard said, “Make my day, punk!”
As Abraham Lincoln famously asked, “Why does Rice play Texas?” And the answer, indubitably vyle, most indeed as with the seats of chairs, is because it is hard.
When Rudolph Valentino famously wrote, “To be or not to be, that is the question …”
Kitteh, I am pretty sure that was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer who said that.
Okay, Tulgey wins! 😀
I will always remember how moved I was to hear John Lennon sing,
Cloudiah, they were the same person. Rudy Valentino just worked part-time for Santa between films.
Cogito ergo sum.
Or in Steele’s case, non cogito ergo sum.
“Cogito ergo sum.”
Hey, it’s Danny Kaye!
Warning, google translate is insisting that the negative applies to sum (I am), not cogito (I think), please ignore google translate and use logic instead 🙂
But using logic is vyle MISANDRY!
Touché.
Amazingly, accent marks are easier on the iPad. Auto correct doesn’t totally fail.
Is there a way to do accent marks in comments from a common-or-garden keyboard?
::slinks to corner of html shame::
Bring up a character map, or use a Unicode chart.
Windows character map directions and on Mac. Unicode chart — by number and by language.
I want to adopt Steele so much, but then he goes and says that “having sex” with drunk people isn’t rape and that feminists pretending it is leads to women in India getting gang raped to death and I’m like “Nope, does not want.”
I voted you troll of the year, Steele. Why would you do this to me? :'(
Thanks Argenti! 🙂
Testing, testing
Française
Whoot!
Morkais, and what would that be?
Shut the fuck up, cynic.
whatabout
I’m terribly hurt. Gonna go to the corner and lick my wounds now. BRB.
Lick them with acid.
Kitteh I’m always happy to provide HTML help, and math for that matter (OMGS John, really with the sperm jacking? Really? STDs are so much more likely!)