UPDATE: THE POLLS ARE CLOSED. Polldaddy pulled a little switcheroo on me, so I’ve got to pull a little switcheroo on you. I thought it was free, but it turns out that once you get more than 200 responses to a survey in any given month, you have to pay them $200 for a year’s memebership in order to see the rest of the results. Yikes! So I’m just closing the polls instead, and will announce the winners tomorrow. If it’s any consolation, all the winners won by large margins, so I doubt there would have been any upsets if I kept the polls open longer.
And the polls are open! Vote for Man Boobz Troll of the Year, and any of the other special awards you wish to vote for.
The polls will remain open until January 1, when I will write up the results and declare the official winners!
Feel free to campaign for your favorites in the comments below.
Oh no, Brandon was very pleased with himself. In Mr Al’s case I think it’s been too late for him to change course for some time now.
Bob would definitely take Biggest Bummer (Self Created) if it had been a category.
Brandon and Judgybitch could have a smug-off and Brandon would win, if that tells you anything, Kitteh’s.
I remember Tom Martin, but he’s unforgettable (and too obvious?). I’ll look up the obscure ones.
John Anderson shouldn’t get it; his eagerness to get it is suspicious. But I guess that’s what trolls do.
Aieeeeee!
Thanks to Katz for the Pell bio
Yeah, had to vote for Sunshine. Her smug holy than thou attitude really grinds my teeth. Especially as she spreads the most vicious, nauseating bullshit but wants brownie points because she doesn’t use uncouth language and is thus the better person.
Katz – I wish GWW trolled here too, dammit. Or the one avfm femra who wrote misogynist is the new n—-r, what’s her name.
I’m torn between voting strategic (Tom Martin and the hard chairs) or with my heart (David K Meller and peace loving). Hrm.
Vote with your heart. Always!
Oh yeah, Sun Shines Out My Ass was a shoo-in, although I do not take kindly to anyone who thinks they deserve a fucking cookie for not cursing.
@pillowinhell The religious part messes with my mind. Like the thinking housewife does.
You really shouldn’t be voting for a woman, you know.
Deuteronomy 1:13:
Don’t you people ever read the Bible??
No, I’m just joking with you. 😉 Happy New Year, Manboobers!
Don’t you people ever read the Bible??
Yes.
Nope! My life is delightfully Bible-free. Shame it isn’t free of bible-toting concern trolls too.
Nope. Same as I don’t read the Koran, or any other scripture-type works. Ceiling Cat doesn’t bother with such things.
If we have to vote wise, we couldn’t vote for a TOTY at all. 🙁
(Ditto understanding and that goes double for John in the other thread.)
Trust me, we’re not looking to appoint the head of anything. More like the assholes.
The title of Asshole in Chief obviously belongs to Elam.
Steele’s prose style genuinely makes me a little happier. And don’t worry, I’m well aware of the many things this could say about my mental health. Most of them have been said already by professionals.
Tom Martin is unambiguously Worst Human Being – I can see why DKM was included in the running, if only to provide some competition, but he’s not even close.
Incidentally, can Sunshinemary confirm which Biblical edicts she herself obeys to the letter, and which she chooses to ignore? Given the contradictions that are unavoidable in a collection of texts written centuries apart by multiple authors, it’s literally impossible to follow everything, so it would be good to know where her particular line is drawn.
First my nym is Talacaris, not Talacris
katz: “No way, MP/LE would definitely to to Talacris!” Icannot see that I have shown much persistence and driven the same schtick all the time. Also Least effective seems to imply that I have been trying to accomplish something. What?
Cassandrasays: Biggest Fail, thank you, butFail in what? (and don’t say everything)Specify!
Also I urge everyone to vote for me on Q5.
I voted
TOTY T. Martin (hard chairs, lawsuits,penguins whores &c)
SSF JudgyBitch
WHB Meller (said horrible things about victims of cancer and violence)
MTS Some Guy (I’m bored with principles of journalism)
MPVB Myself (Guess why?)
BTW can somebody throw in a link to pierre comic, I cant find it.
I voted John Anderson (I think that was his name) in the vote-begger category, because I don’t recall ever seeing his name prior to his vote-begging…
Diogenes for Most Tiresome, purely because he attempted to sound knowledgeable about My Thing and failed utterly.
Morkai: He failed utterly at everything he tried to sound kowledgeable about. That takes talent.