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Men’s Rights Redditor warns men: “Be careful with your sperm. Your very freedom is at stake.”

Men: Protect your Purity of Essence
Men: Protect your Purity of Essence

It’s official: Men’s Rights Activists are more obsessed with their “precious bodily fluids” than Dr. Strangelove’s General Jack D. Ripper. Over on the Men’s Rights subreddit, many of the regulars are celebrating Boxing Day by sitting around on their computers worrying about evil predatory succubi burgling their sperm. Check out this little post, which has gotten 90 upvotes so far:

MRspermworth92k

Yes, he really did just say “It’s as if your penis shoots magic IOUs every time you ejaculate.” If this is true, a lot of guys owe millions if not billions of dollars to a lot of old socks.

In the comments, other Men’s Rightsers shared their deepest concerns about the specter of spermburgling. SuicideBanana warns that the enemy may already be in your bed:

MRspermBoogywoman

Reconstrucht worries about the money-hungry sperm-hunters lurking in bars:

MRspermPredatory

And one future veterinarian contemplates giving up dating, in order to protect himself from the hypothetical women — sorry, soul sucking succubi — who might hypothetically use his future sperm in order to cash in big on his future vet money. Ca-ching!

MRspermSuccubus

Gentlemen: To fully protect your Essence, I suggest you ejaculate directly into a paper shredder, douse the results with hot sauce and arsenic, and pour the entire concoction into the nearest garbage disposal. Then flee the country.

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

So you met one unpleasant woman*. Why do you think it follows that all or most women are exactly like her?

*If we believe your story, which frankly, well, you don’t seem like the most trustworthy source of information.

pecunium
11 years ago

Crap: Millions have kids, every year, without dishonesty.

Thinker11235
11 years ago

@CassandraSays

“Also, I know this is obvious to everyone who isn’t a paranoid narcissist, but just because if you were a woman you’d be a horrible person it does not logically follow that most women are horrible people. If your essential nature is to be selfish and awful, well, that sucks for both you and the people around you, but it has nothing to do with your gender.”

I think that most (maby 70%) man and woman are decent people.
The rest (30% both man and woman) will abuse their power when they can.

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

I can’t decide if Thinker’s write-off of 1/3 the human race is adorable or aggravating.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Like, let’s extend this thing that Thinker is doing where we universalize our own feelings and experiences beyond just him for a second. If I really wanted kids and I was in a relationship with someone who didn’t want them, and I felt like time was running out? I’d break up with that person and go find a partner who wanted kids. Therefore that is what all women would do, because (insert paranoid argelbarle here). Also, I know a couple where the woman did just that recently, therefore it is what all women do!

(Thinking like an MRA is painful, you guys. I feel like I need to go rinse my brain out with vodka to wash away the ick, but it’s really a bit early in the day for that.)

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

@ howard

I’m going for option 3 – depressing.

inkhat
inkhat
11 years ago

Pfffft. No vet makes 100k out of school. I guess that’s not the least believable thing about this post….

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

But, Cassandra, only 1/3! How can there be real evil in the world, when a majority of people are good and would do good?

Also, people are just inherently good or bad… nothing systemic at all we could do to change that.

1/3!!!

*sigh*

cloudiah
11 years ago

Why do I sleep? I miss so much when I sleep and the trolls come out to play…

pecunium
11 years ago

I’d say that 30 percent of the world is as amoral as you claim to be is 1: Delusional and 2: shows a greater ability to imagine people as being different from yourself than I would have thought.

But that doesn’t change it being delusional.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“Btw, Argenti (and Pecunium) — you have no idea how much I hate you both. My life could’ve been much easier without the knowledge of what SJS is. I’m currently on a very high dose of ibuprofen for inflammation, and NSAIDs are high there on the list. And then a few days back I woke up with a cold sore and almost wet myself with fear.”

Pecunium beat me to the explanation but I’m also sorry to have worried you.

@Argenti Aertheri

“We don’t believe a woman I entitled to a man’s sperm, we believe y’all are seriously exaggerating the odds of “spam jacking”. That is, car jacking is more likely, rape I more likely, being hi by lightening is more likely.”

Do you really think that sperm-jacking is rare?

Do you think that it is rare when woman secretly stops using birth control pills when she really wants (maby at the time when it is her last chance to have kids) children?

I would do it when I am in long time (more then 10 years) relationship and it is my last chance to have kids.

First, yes, rare is commonly defined as —

rare, Adjective
(of an event, situation, or condition) Not occurring very often.
(of meat, esp. beef) Lightly cooked, so that the inside is still red.
Synonyms: uncommon – unusual – scarce – infrequent – sparse

Since we aren’t discussing meat, we need “not occurring very often”. Contra —

[Reproductive coercion] is when the male partner pressures the other, through verbal threats, physical aggression, or birth-control sabotage, to become pregnant. According to Miller’s research, about a third of women reporting partner violence experienced reproductive coercion, as did 15 percent of women who had never reported violence.

Source

So yeah, I’m a bit more concerned we men forcing their partners to get pregnant than with women forcing their partners to impregnate them. And btw, forcing your 10 year long partner to have a kid seems a real good way to find them dumping your ass.

Thinker11235
11 years ago

@CassandraSays

“So you met one unpleasant woman*. Why do you think it follows that all or most women are exactly like her?”

Everyone is different, but I am still gonna be more careful in future.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Why is paranoid dude replying only to me? Other people are talking to you too, weirdo.

Thinker11235
11 years ago

@pecunium

“The rest (30% both man and woman) will abuse their power when they can.”

“I’d say that 30 percent of the world is as amoral as you claim to be is 1: Delusional and 2: shows a greater ability to imagine people as being different from yourself than I would have thought.”

30% man and woman is my personal opinion based on my own life experience.
I think that power corrupts both man and woman.

But give us better number.
How many man and woman will abuse their power when they can?

Thinker11235
11 years ago

@CassandraSays

Give me time. It is not easy for me to write in english.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

I suspect that there’s an element of like attracts like going on with Thinker’s observations about morality. Certainly the percentage of people who’d pull those kinds of shenanigans is much lower in my experience, and given my upbringing that experience is pretty wide.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Thinker needs to go away and think some more.

OT, but apparently John the Otter is some kind of double agent:

Believe me, Paul, I’ve tried [to contact JtO to submit names to register-her.com]. I tried 7 times through e-mail (5 times directly on April 4th and 15th, June 3rd, Oct 22nd and Nov 10th and twice through you on March 31st and Dec 11th) and twice publicly (the Matt Forney article and the Scorched Earth one) with not so much as a peep. If I were female and conceived when I first tried to contact him through you, I could have given birth in the time I’ve been waiting for a response from him. I don’t know if he hates me for some reason, for something that I did or didn’t do, or if he simply couldn’t care less about the site and getting back in touch with people who only want to help. The only other option I can think of is really too horrific to contemplate, ie. he’s a closet mangina who’s infiltrated the MRM in an attempt to bring it down a la Agent Orange vs. the Radfem Hub. Seriously, what does it take to get a response from him? The way it’s looking now, probably about as much as it takes to get a woman thrown in jail for domestic violence. In any case, I think it’s time for John to step down as administrator of Registers Her and Him (is that EVER going to become an actual Register Him site, or will it be forever relegated to playing a 4.5 minute song before redirecting people to Her?) and let someone else take over who actually gives a damn and is willing and able to put in the time. For the record, no, I’m not volunteering. As much as I’d like to help out with maintaining the site, I’m way too swamped with other responsibilities myself.

A comment on this post. Note: the post is about a violent crime committed by a woman, and has a photograph of the injured man that is very difficult to look at.

Thinker11235
11 years ago

@Some Gal Not Bored at All

“For the most parts, mothers really only decide how children should be raised when the father opts out of the decisions either explicitly or implicitly. And, of course, if you want someone who believes that fathers should be more involved and more like traditional mothers, there are feminists and feminism.”

Father can decide how children should be raised as long as mother allows him to do it.
In most countries mother can take the custody (by divorcing) from father.

I decided to not have kids because as a man it is possible (maybe 30% probability) that I will lose the custody of them.

The pain of losing my children would be too much for my to bear.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

What is this obsession that Thinker has with 30%? Everything is 30% with him. Did that percentage cut you off in traffic or something?

Thinker11235
11 years ago

@CassandraSays

I know other numbers too. 50% of marriages end up in divorce and 80% of divorced fathers lose their children in divorce court.

lauralot89
11 years ago

Why is paranoid dude replying only to me? Other people are talking to you too, weirdo.

Troll obsessed with CassandraSays? This seems familiar.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

How about you go look up the percentage of fathers who don’t even ask for custody? Have fun!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Also, again this should be obvious to anyone who isn’t an idiot, but the percentages on almost anything related to marriage or divorce will vary from one country to another, and there’s really no way to come up with percentages that are applicable on a global scale, since some countries don’t bother to track and report those numbers. If you’re a man living in Saudi Arabia and you get divorced then you have a 100% chance of getting custody of your kids, unless you actively try to avoid it. If you live in Japan you’re probably not going to get custody unless the mother is seriously fucked up. It’s particularly funny to see someone who doesn’t seem to live in the Anglosphere doing the “my percentages are universal” thing.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

@ Lauralot

To be fair, nobody else seems to be in the mood to play whack-a-troll right now. It might help if he said anything original.

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

Yeah, it would be such a terrible hardship to live in a world where men get their children taken away from them and have no recourse and no ability to get their children back.

Good thing the rest of us live in the REAL world, eh? Much less scary.

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