It’s official: Men’s Rights Activists are more obsessed with their “precious bodily fluids” than Dr. Strangelove’s General Jack D. Ripper. Over on the Men’s Rights subreddit, many of the regulars are celebrating Boxing Day by sitting around on their computers worrying about evil predatory succubi burgling their sperm. Check out this little post, which has gotten 90 upvotes so far:
Yes, he really did just say “It’s as if your penis shoots magic IOUs every time you ejaculate.” If this is true, a lot of guys owe millions if not billions of dollars to a lot of old socks.
In the comments, other Men’s Rightsers shared their deepest concerns about the specter of spermburgling. SuicideBanana warns that the enemy may already be in your bed:
Reconstrucht worries about the money-hungry sperm-hunters lurking in bars:
And one future veterinarian contemplates giving up dating, in order to protect himself from the hypothetical women — sorry, soul sucking succubi — who might hypothetically use his future sperm in order to cash in big on his future vet money. Ca-ching!
Gentlemen: To fully protect your Essence, I suggest you ejaculate directly into a paper shredder, douse the results with hot sauce and arsenic, and pour the entire concoction into the nearest garbage disposal. Then flee the country.
Oh, fuck. I thought that the “1,000 social interactions with women where she might acquire his sperm surreptitiously” would be the biggest laugh I’d have today.
Dingleberry, just topped it.
Dingleberry the Frothy thinks he can make rules now. Well, he can all he wants, but no one here’s going to listen to him.
Bee
Are you aware of how ignorant you sound right now?
Pot, I’d like you to meet Kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.
Dingleberry, are you aware of how frothy you sound right now?
hellkell
Yet another non-contributing post in your history of not contributing.
Let the grown-ups talk.
Dance, monkey!
Just pretending for a moment that Diogenes is making sense:
Dude, you’re not arguing against atheism. Apparently, you’re arguing against a position of any belief that’s not based in the Bible. Completely different.
Also: No. Please tell me. I can’t wait to hear what someone like you has to say about how I sound.
You know any?
The grown ups are talking, Dingleberry, but you insist on interrupting. Learn some manners around your betters.
Dingleberry the Frothing: you never did explain the standards by which you’re judging contributions.
Certainly a joke. Not a bad one either.
No, no. Everybody else has to go first.
@ hellkell
“Fail again. The above certainly can deny a woman an abortion in terms of timing. ”
So can abortion restrictions in the third trimester. There was a case in England where a woman was convicted of inducing an abortion in the lasr week of pregnancy. Many people thought that she killed the baby after a live birth, but they couldn’t find the body and convicted her on what she admitted to.
I suppose the callous answer would be make a faster devision, but not necessary. Just a question, how is this different from denying men access to a birth control pill if he believes that the side effects are worth the risk?
Restricting an abortion is not much different than denying men effective contraception. I’m assuming that a pill that would make 10% of it’s users sterile is effective at preventing pregnancy.
Hey fuckwit, what makes you equate referring to the Bible as myth with being an atheist? FAIL.
And you don’t come barging in here prating about how to conduct a debate. You’ve never added anything of substance or intentional humour to any threads here.
Gee, totally intellectual response.
Yup, just what I expected.
Manboobz! Where the trolls are so effing stupid they think they set the rules of engagement.
DtF is so very full of fail.
Gee, is it? Gosh gee whiz!
thebewilder
Yeah. The trolls here are stupid.
Diogenes, how’s the Voynich Manuscript going?
Chew toy thinks he’s not a troll, how adorbs of him.
Do you guys know how embarrassing it is hearing Diogenes talk about the Bible? It’s like when some obnoxious teenybopper type starts talking about how much they like your favorite band.
Dingleberry doesn’t set the bar high for much, but when it comes to fail, oh boy.
@ katz – Don’t you know intellectual effort is for stupid people! Only things you can figure out instantly and without research are intellectually honest!