Merry Man Boobz Christmas and/or Happy Tuesday! (Also, nominate your favorite troll of 2012.)

Pecunium the Tedious: I have been placed on moderation to prevent me from eviscerating your comments in real time; it allows you the last word. Very clever. Furthermore, frankly, I am surprised the Boobz King let my comment through.

I suppose many of them see themselves as Flame Warriors for the cause rather than trolls.
Just one of their many fails per day.

I see that I’ve been placed on this registry for selection for this circlejerk “Troll of the Year” despite being barred from contributing; I cannot defend myself or provide context. To this I say – typical Boobzland; typical dishonesty. Contemptible.

Are you rehearsing your acceptance speech, Steelie-poo?

Steelpole, like all trolls who have socked because we didn’t take their first handles seriously, doesn’t understand the concept of looking desperate.

Can we have a Best Poster contest and the winner gets added to the Man Boobz store?

Dumbass, you’ve made misogynistic statements and assumptions all over the place and flatly refused to even think about the problems with them when they’re pointed out to you. So yes, whether you believe it or not, you are a misogynist. You’re not one of the rabid variety – nobody’s saying you are – but you need to take a good look at your beliefs and LISTEN when people point out the problems with them. You speak from a very male-privileged position and really don’t get it. Misogyny isn’t one-size-fits-all any more than feminism is, so don’t come the “I’m not a misogynist!” cries when your history here says otherwise.

Diogenes; I’ve just read the responses to your comment; and I am appalled. I hope you do not take anyone here at Boobzland seriously; they are a collective of groupthinking misandrists; enforcers of the feminist status quo. Male privilege, as Unpaid Help evokes (tedious… they have the same three buzzwords) doesn’t exist.

PS shouldn’t Steele have his own category of Mangled Metaphors in the glossary? “To toe the dogma” is priceless. I haven’t seen such gems since my first boss used to come out with stuff like “biting at straws”.

I tried to toe my dogma. It bit me.

So does “toe the line” mean to challenge the line? So confused!

You can try to be the Inception of trolling… but you’re no Inception.

Pompous, tedious, pointless, overestimates his own relevance and intelligence by a factor of about 10 billion – sounds like Inception to me…

Now he kicks dogs too? Criminy!

So wait, Steele’s been let through mod to defend himself against charges of Worst Abuser of English and he attempts to defend himself with these gems?

Diogenes; I’ve just read the responses to your comment; and I am appalled. I hope you do not take anyone here at Boobzland seriously; they are a collective of groupthinking misandrists; enforcers of the feminist status quo. Male privilege, as Unpaid Help evokes (tedious… they have the same three buzzwords) doesn’t exist.

First and foremost, that is not how semi-colons work. Second, ellipsis in your parenthetical is either excessively long, or proof you lost your train of thought.

Unpaid Help, you dolt, “to toe the dogma” clearly implies to challenge the dogma; that is, to question the misandrist assumptions that underpin, foundationally, the Manboobz apparatus. Typical Boobzland dishonesty.

I repeat — that is not how semi-colons work. Also, kiki’s right, to “toe the line” means to conform to the standard. So then “to toe the dogma” or “implies [a] challense to the dogma”? Which were you going for there? They’re directly contradictory, so please pick one.

Last, but certainly not least —

Addendum: My point is that here at Boobzland; egregiously and moreso than at other communities, to disagree is to be labeled a troll; myself, The First Joe and Diogenes the Cynic, off the top of my head, have offered cogent rebuttals to your radical feminist, misandrist dogma that laughs at men’s issues and makes a hobby over trivializing male pain. But in Boobzland – to toe the dogma, makes one a troll. Since this is so, Manboobz has become a recursively radical community; any dissent is silence; thus, you become more and more misandrist and contemptible.

For the love of all things holy! Stop butchering the semi-colon, what did it ever do to you?!

In summary, you’ve just offered proof that you are, in fact, the Worst Abuser of English; you attempted to defend against that charge, and instead supported it, nicely done. (This is how a semi-colon works, you could replace it with a period and the clauses would function as separate sentences. Please stop using them as random thought separators, that’s what commas are for.)