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Merry Man Boobz Christmas and/or Happy Tuesday! (Also, nominate your favorite troll of 2012.)

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Merry Christmas, to everyone who celebrates it. To everyone else, Happy Tuesday!

After you’ve finished off your Christmas and/or Tuesday dinner, please nominate your favorite troll(s) for Man Boobz’ Second Annual Troll of the Year competition!

Also, there’s no reason why we can’t have more than one category for the troll awards. Suggest some inventive categories!Β  Most Persistent, perhaps?

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Oh, I like those extra awards, hellkell!

Hmm, best smackdowns. Ithiliana and Pecunium, I think. Educator … or at least, Attempted Educator, since it never works – those two, Argenti, and Amused.

Now someone was being incredibly patient with a troll (Bob?) a while back – actually quite a few people were being very patient with him – but I can’t remember who it is who was trying to seriously engage for a long while, possibly with others. ::scratches head::

Best picker of sockpuppets, hmmm … Katz? Quite a few old hands are really good at spotting ’em. πŸ™‚

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Steele could take The Dworkin Prize for Language Studies.

Love it! πŸ˜€

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Was there another Al appearance? Where? I must’ve missed it.

katz
11 years ago

Pell for Best Socking, Driversuz for FeMRA, Tom for Biggest WTF.

But Steelpole for the grand prize. I made a goddamn parody blog for him; how can I not vote for him?

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

DtC is my nominee for Most Tiresome.

Martin wins Worst Human.

If there’s a How Can We Miss You if You Won’t Go Away category, I nominate the Boston Baby.

Biggest Sadsack With an Axe to Grind: Bob

Those all have my vote as well as The Dworkin Prize for Language Studies for Steele.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

He sockpuppeted recently as Josephine or some such name. Definitely drunk posting, too.

Oh, I know who I’d nominate for Most Patient With Trolls – Dvarghundspossen.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Yeah, I think Steele for grand prize. He’s an institution.

whataboutthemoonz
11 years ago

I nominate Steele as Troll of the Year because I think he might actually be a very dedicated Poe.

I nominate Tom “Penguin Whores” “Hard Chairs” Martin for soullessness.

I nominate Bob for writing 20k words in one thread.

I nominate The First Joe for “got-born privilege”.

clairedammit
clairedammit
11 years ago

Amused gets my vote for Best Smackdowns.

LBT, Mr. Al showed up here as josephine. A lot of us wrongly thought he was Pell at first. Good times, good times.

clairedammit
clairedammit
11 years ago

Ninja’s by Kitteh while I was off looking for the thread.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Do we have a Best Cartoonist category? Because I nominate Katz for PIERRE!!!!

clairedammit
clairedammit
11 years ago

Could someone give me a link to PIERRE!!!!, please? I seem to have missed him.

cherabushka
11 years ago

i’ve never this tom guy’s stuff… i missed him… so i nominate DKM for being just the most fucking out there

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

clairedammit – you can see Pierre and get all the relevant links here, on cloudiah’s blog. πŸ™‚

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Testing commenting on the iPad, wish me luck here!

“I propose a category for VILEST troll of the year, and nominate Steele/Varpole/whatever other socks he’s used. MISANDRY!!!11!” — That or Biggest Abuser of English, either way works.

“Hmm. I’m thinking we need categories for Worst Human Being and Most Tiresome. And definitely for best FeMRA. Perhaps we could call that Specialest Snowflake.” — Worst Human Being is a tie between Tom Martin and DKM, they’ve both crossed all limits of human decency. Most Tiresome? How about my glossary troll? Or would he be Most Fallacious?

“Hmm, best smackdowns. Ithiliana and Pecunium, I think. Educator … or at least, Attempted Educator, since it never works – those two, Argenti, and Amused.” — I’d be honored, but I have to vote for Pecunium all around, I learned from the best πŸ™‚

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

w00t for successful iPad post! Now I can take you all where ever I go! (Be afraid, very afraid XD )

clairedammit
clairedammit
11 years ago

I agree – Pierre is dreamy!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

iPad success, we have touchdown! πŸ˜€

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

I just went through the josephine thread. Jesus. Mr. Al really doesn’t let shit go, does he? And the bra thing… D: And the sad/funny bit is since a bunch of folks left, now he isn’t the infamous figure he once was.

Still voting Tom Martin though.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Oh man, I forgot about Otis, the dude who thinks women should be opressed because men have more upper body strength — on average.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

And press-ups, or chin-ups, or whatever it was! Mustn’t forget those!

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

There should be a prize for best troll villain…the ones that try to sound like an evil Morpheus, or a bad guy from the Prohibition era. It can be a prize for presentation — dressed up in shitty writing.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Oh lord yes, the Cartoon Villain prize! πŸ˜€ Steele and Pell would both be in the running for that, I think.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Whoops, I missed that someone suggested that already. Sorry. πŸ™‚