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Merry Man Boobz Christmas and/or Happy Tuesday! (Also, nominate your favorite troll of 2012.)

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Merry Christmas, to everyone who celebrates it. To everyone else, Happy Tuesday!

After you’ve finished off your Christmas and/or Tuesday dinner, please nominate your favorite troll(s) for Man Boobz’ Second Annual Troll of the Year competition!

Also, there’s no reason why we can’t have more than one category for the troll awards. Suggest some inventive categories!  Most Persistent, perhaps?

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MKlein
MKlein
11 years ago

Merry Christmas!
I’d like to go a slightly different route and nominate “Anonymous” as a catchall for all the anon trolls I’ve met on this site.
There’s also a FeMRA – I forget her handle because I’m still kind of a n00b and I have a terrible memory for names (actually, I think I have some problems pairing nouns and images/concepts in general), but it includes the word “bossy.” It’s a female-identified handle, but I can’t remember exactly what it is. But if anyone knows who I mean, I nominate her.

clairedammit
clairedammit
11 years ago

Merry Christmas and Happy Tuesday everybody!

Worst troll username: Anonymous. (That was the guy who complained about being in moderation recently. There have probably been others with that name.)

Best troll who does not know they are a troll: Diogenes (you asked me to talk about myself) the Cynic.

Most nauseating troll: Tom Martin.

Also, I want to nominate Driversuz for a catagory, but I can’t think of one.

princessbonbon
11 years ago

I do not want to nominate Tom Martin because someone so disgusting deserves no honour and he would probably consider Troll of the Year an honour.

clairedammit
clairedammit
11 years ago

MKlein, are you thinking of Judgybitch?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I think MKlein is thinking of Judgybitch.

Driversuz could be nominated for Most Exceptional Woman, Troll Division.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Overall I’m coming down in favour of Steele. He’s so pretentious, he massacres the language even more than the average troll, he’s made valiant if transparent attempts at sockpuppeting, and – AND – his attempts to brownnose the other trolls always fail. A troll who gets ignored by other trolls has to win something for all round patheticosity.*

*of course it’s a word

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Kitteh’s: your new word–it’s like viscosity, but with 75% more sad.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I’m going to have to go with Martin for foulest troll, I just remembered he called me too big of a c*nt for this place. I LOLd.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Hellkell – LOL!

Is there a separate category for Foulest Troll, or does it come under the banner of Troll of the Year? I’d say it might be a toss-up for Foulest between Martin and DKM. Martin’s pedophilia apologetics would tip the title his way, though. Has even Meller descended that low?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Meller was all for shunting women with minds of their own into prostitution, but I don’t recall him being as low as Martin. Oh, wait, he did say that Ithiliana’s student brought her murder on herself somehow. Dead heat for Troll Most Foul.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I’m starting to think we should have the Troll Tournament, complete with brackets.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

I’m sorry guys, for me it’s Tom Martin, no contest. I mean, he spawned at least two thousand-comment shebangs, and I was in and out of here half the year! How could I NOT vote for the genius behind, “female penguins are whores,” “Saudi Arabia is a matriarchy,” and the whole ebil chairs thing? Plus, you KNOW that fucker’s gonna give one hell of a speech!

*waves little flag* Go, Tom Martin go! I BELIEVE in you!

RE: Kittehs

I’m sure DKM has.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Is this chair the ultimate in misandry?

popcornculturejunkie
popcornculturejunkie
11 years ago

I may not comment that much on here, but my vote’s for Odious, excuse me, Otis. Oh, and Happy Holidays to everyone. 🙂

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I’m pretty sure this chair is the ultimate in misandry (NSFWish):

timetravellingfool
11 years ago

And then Tom Martin said, “Saudi Arabia is a matriarchy,” and at that moment we knew there was a level of wrong so absolute it could cause baby kittens to die just for believing it.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh gawd, yes, Otis the Odiferously Odious. I’d forgotten about him. Kitty brain bleach really does work!

timetravellingfool
11 years ago

Who was that guy who got a non-swear word banned just for using it so much the sight of it in text burned the eyes? Surely he should get an honorable mention.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I like Specialest Snowflake. We have Judgybitch, Suz, SunshineMary, and Charlotte Collins.

DtC is my nominee for Most Tiresome.

Martin wins Worst Human.

If there’s a How Can We Miss You if You Won’t Go Away category, I nominate the Boston Baby.

Biggest Sadsack With an Axe to Grind: Bob

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
11 years ago

Tom Martin wins (or rather, loses)

Bostonian
11 years ago

Tom Martin should get the delicate flower award! For his fragile tushie.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Are we going to have categories for Best Troll Wrangler, Best Troll Educator, Best Smackdowns, Best Sock Puppet Spotter, and Most Patient?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Who’s the Boston Baby, is that Mr Al and his socky selves?

I like those categories, though it riles to award Dumbass the Yapper anything at all. Little twerp just wants the attention.

What about Steele? There’s got to be some award for Steele. Worst Abuser of the Language? He wouldn’t get Most Pretentious Claims of Expertise, that’d be Pell.

It’s a good thing there isn’t a Most Delusional award, we’d never be able to decide.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Kitteh’s: you are correct.

Steele could take The Dworkin Prize for Language Studies.