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Merry Man Boobz Christmas and/or Happy Tuesday! (Also, nominate your favorite troll of 2012.)

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Merry Christmas, to everyone who celebrates it. To everyone else, Happy Tuesday!

After you’ve finished off your Christmas and/or Tuesday dinner, please nominate your favorite troll(s) for Man Boobz’ Second Annual Troll of the Year competition!

Also, there’s no reason why we can’t have more than one category for the troll awards. Suggest some inventive categories!  Most Persistent, perhaps?

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judgybitch
11 years ago

tl;dr

I better have been nominated. If you’re not sure, you should click through to my blog. Your little brains will EXPLODE.

Heh.

Wow. Pro-Choice AND pro-men? Can such a thing be?

cloudiah
11 years ago

Here’s a NWOSlave entry that would totally deserve entry into his Book if it was made here:

Look at the flip side which is far worse. Say you want a child and your girlfriend/wife gets pregnant. Then out of the blue she decides it’s too much of a hastle. The axe falls and she gets an abortion. Stick your unborn child in a snowglobe and every year you can celebrate happy deathday.

Source.

(I can’t remember if he’s banned or perma-modded, but my memory is for shit.)

pecunium
11 years ago

He’s on perma-mod. I think that sort of ruined the fun for him.

Bostonian
11 years ago

I do not feel like reading more misogyny from women, thank you. I vote that judgybitch not be nominated for anything.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Oh, JudgyBitchy, go away. Your blog made my brain go “meh.”

But congrats — people have nominated you for the list of pathetic feMRAs, but it’s sort of a consolation prize… You’ll really need to up your game if you want to compete with the likes of Steele, Pell, et al.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Wow, judgybitch, you sound so smug based on absolutely nothing. Little brains, indeed.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

I don’t think JudgyB is worthy of award either. All she does is troll for hits.
marysunshinesunbeam on the other hand brings some very serious stupid when she shows up.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
11 years ago

Hey, I just noticed I made it to Steele’s “call them by the second half of the screen name ‘cos it’s totally a surname” list.

Ftr, Unpaid Help, I call you that because your screenname indicates that you are Unpaid Help of The Kittehs’, not a kitteh yourself. It’s not that I think it’s a surname.

/nervous overexplaining

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
11 years ago

Stick your unborn child in a snowglobe and every year you can celebrate happy deathday.

O.o *turns head completely upside-down in the manner of an owl*

I don’t know why, after all the Owly spew I’ve read, that this is particularly moving. I think it’s the snowglobe. This is it. There can be no further whatthefuckery.

John Anderson
John Anderson
11 years ago

This one is tough for me. I don’t think I’m a troll, but wouldn’t mind winning. Can I nominate myself. Pick me! Pick me! How many others have been semi banned from the site within a few days of posting?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Oh, Steele, will you ever learn? It’s perfectly obvious that the phrase is in fact “dogma the toe”. Much like reading your comments, it indicates an event usually followed by sympathetic and embarrassed wincing from anyone who happens to be looking on.

amandajane5
amandajane5
11 years ago

I agree that judgybitch shouldn’t be nominated for anything. She’s horrible and pathetic without being funny and mockable (hi Steele, you’ve still got my vote!) and seems to be seeking some sort of validation.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Or is it “Dog, Ma, the toe!”

No, I don’t know what that’d mean either, but with Steele, does it matter?

Nepenthe – I thought he was doing a surname thingy ‘cos of the way he reduces “CassandraSays” to “Says” and “hellkell” to “kell”.

It’s a Steele weirdism either way. 😀

cloudiah
11 years ago

Nepenthe, It IS something about the snowglobe. It is supreme whatthefuckery.

Some Gal Not Bored at All
Some Gal Not Bored at All
11 years ago

I don’t remember so many trolls begging us to nominate them last year. Pathetic.

At least show us something fun while you’re at it like a steele-toed dogma or something.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

And begging for nomination in two threads? The bathos is killing me.

Also, wrong thread, but cloudiah –

Mishyenay!
Gesundheit!

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

They really think TOTY is an honor, don’t they?

Judgybitch. your blog is not revolutionary in any way. You’re smug about nothing.

kiki
kiki
11 years ago

Everyone’s saying Judgybitch shouldn’t be nominated for anything, but she’s certainly making a good last-minute bid for the Most Pathetically Desperate Attention-Seeking gong.

kiki
kiki
11 years ago

Oop – just noticed that John Anderson’s contesting her for it, but I’ve no idea who the fuck he is.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Oh NWO, why a snow globe?

“How many others have been semi banned from the site within a few days of posting?” – depends on how stupid they decide to be, I’m guessing there were others and they weren’t worth rememoring. He’ll, I’d forgotten you existed until that comment.

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

“How many others have been semi banned from the site within a few days of posting?”

Don’t forget a lot of first-time posters don’t manage to get through the first-post bar; you can’t say you’re really trying to troll if you’re allowed to post here at all.

Yeah. You should totally up your game. If we never saw a hint of your presence here again, u guiz, then that would be total proof you were the ultimate troll.

Just please, please don’t throw me in that briar patch!!!

pecunium
11 years ago

I think it’s telling that this year people are vying for the, ‘honor”. It implies that manboobz is actually having some effect on the manosphere. They are aware of it/us, and see being lampooned here as validation of their, “work”.

So, in it’s twisted way, TOTY is bragging rights, since it means they have gained “opprobrium” from “Feminism”.

I have to say, all things being equal, I’m inclined to tip my head toward Varpole.

lauralot89
11 years ago

Tom Martin for Troll of the Year. Steele for Dumbass Who Has No Idea How to Write. Ruby for the Shut Up Award. Judgybitch for nothing at all, not even desperately whining for votes.

lauralot89
11 years ago

By the way, does anyone remember what thread it was in which Otis wouldn’t shut up about upper body strength? I was thinking about it the other day but I can’t seem to find it now.