A quick one question quiz, which all regular readers of Man Boobz should be able to ace.
Question: Over on The Spearhead, commenters have been offering their opinions about the Newtown school shootings. All but one of the following quotes have been taken word for word from the Spearhead, and reflect who or what the quoted commenter blames for the shooting. Can you identify which statement is NOT from a Spearheader?
A) “Guns don’t kill, the culture kills. A culture of out of control children. A culture of child neglect and abuse brought about and driven largely by the feminist philosophy of the fulfillment of women comes before ALL else, including their children, born or unborn. It wasn’t a hard sell because women already have a dark and selfish nature.”
B) “[A] sick person who may have been turned into monster with the help of a selfish and thoughtless woman.”
C) “I wonder to what extent did the shooter’s mom and female teachers have in motivating his actions? what if the shooter is the victim? what if more and more evidence (or strong implications) of the women using their authority as mom and teachers to manipulate a mentally unstable young man keeps coming out? … Of course it’s not actually paranoia if ‘they’ really are out to get you, is it?. And ‘they’ being a feminist police state, well, they really are out to get me!”
D) “Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Actually, in many ways, feminism is Munchausen syndrome by proxy.”
E) “The problem is women running things. Even after all the massacres, the dearies continue to insist the solution is to disarm all the law abiding citizens.”
F) “A Feminized Culture.”
G) “Lifelong sworn conspirators, murder incorporated, organized feminism, the police and judges, the deadly sneak parroting puppet gangsters, using all the gangster deadly Frankenstein-feminist controls—these hand and rope sneak deadly feminazi-gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher and murder the people to keep them terrorized in in gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery from the Communist-feminazi-gangster government and con artists parroting puppet gangster feminist scum.”
BONUS QUESTION: Did anyone on The Spearhead blame the actual killer? Y/N
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ANSWER: A through F are all from The Spearhead. G is the ringer, from a rant by famous paranoid ranter Francis E. Dec, Esq, with the words “feminism” and “feminazi” worked into it here and there to make it sound a little more Spearheadish.
BONUS ANSWER: Surprisingly, yes. This guy.
Oh, hey, here’s a ginsu knife commercial!
Hellkell, that’s heartening to hear that about your dad. There is hope.
I have some super-sharp Japanese knives and when I first got them I kept slicing the top layer of skin off my fingertips, until I learned to keep them out of the way. I think it’s because the edge is really thin.
Still more scared of cleavers, though. Too many years of watching Chinese chefs use the big one to whack their way through bones.
Now I want pralines. Why you torture me so, freitag?
I barely know anything about Dr. Who, but I like that even though I’ve only watched the one episode with the weeping angels, I understand about 50% of what I see people casually mention about it.
I’m basically coasting through life, is what I’m saying.
Ginsu knives are splendid for splitting bamboo! Not much else.
So, yanno, if you ever want to make a fifty foot dragon kite split the bamboo with the ginsu and bend the bamboo on the barbque and you are half way there!
And this is why I love you all.
Well, I’ve never made a fifty foot dragon kite, but I did once help make a human-size papier mache Mr. Peanut costume. It’s not really relevant to the ginsu knife discussion, I just wanted to brag.
Reason enough! 😀 Got a picture of it?
I just emailed my friend, in whose basement it lives, to see if she had one she could scan. It was a thing of beauty, and a joy forever. We also made another human size papier mache pig costume that was even more popular, and a 15-foot tall puppet-woman that got lots of compliments at an anti-war march in SF. Hell getting it over there from Oakland on public transport, though.
Hell yeah! Was the PT train or bus? Bus’d be a nightmare.
That pig costume sounds the best. 🙂
It was on BART. The puppet took up 3 seats, but we didn’t need to pay her fare. Go figure.
::does quick Google of BART::
Okay, trains!
– Hey, does looking it up make me intellectually dishonest?
Yes! It would have been much more honest (funnier) if you’d tried to guess what BART stands for.
Bruised Apples Reclamation Terminal?
(Not quite sure how that fits in with Cloudiah and puppet travelling, but I’m sure the Intellectually Honest and Brilliant could twist it around somehow.)
It was actually the Bruised Apples Reclamation Terminal, and they seemed really surprised when we showed up with a big puppet and demanded fare-free transportation to San Francisco.
😀 😀 😀