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FeMRA TyphonBlue: What if the men who seem to run the world … AREN’T REALLY MEN?

How women rule the world.
Women ruling the world?

When confronted with the simple fact that men hold the overwhelming majority of positions of power in the world – in government, business, culture, and pretty much everything else – MRAs like to pretend that the actual gender of those in power makes no difference because, well, the men in power are probably a bunch of manginas doing the dirty work of the women who really run the world. Or something like that.

Indeed, some MRAs have even managed to convince themselves that the very basic historical and sociological fact that men in power, by and large, tend to represent men’s interests more than women’s interests is some sort of locical fallacy – something that they’ve labeled  “The Frontman Fallacy.”

Now A Voice for Men contributor and YouTube videoblogger TyphonBlue has done these guys one better in terms of sheer antifeminist loopiness. In the comments on one of the Warren Farrell protest videos I recently wrote about, she argues that men in power don’t really push male interests because … they probably don’t even think of themselves as men.

Here she is, writing under her other nom-de-net Genderratic:

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I don’t even know what to say to this. I mean, WHAT?!

PROTIP: You’re not going to convince anyone you’re a great ally of trans* people if you refer to them as “it.”

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grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

At least I still have my towel.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

I *do* remember those cars, but only because I saw them on the tv in “Check out THIS weirdness”-type spots.

@valeriekeefe, speaking only for myself, I’m mocking your writing. It’s incomprehensible. You seem to have taken offence at something David wrote two years ago, and necro’d an old thread in order to indulge in some abstract poetry. I don’t really care for your style, I like poetry to be more narrative, but whatever floats your boat, I guess. To each, his or her art.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

So glad my parents never bought one of those things. They may have been drunk, on account of it being the 70s, but at least they weren’t that high.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

grumpyoldnurse: to keep your Misandry points all in one place, please use form 1070G. It will track them for you after you spend seven hours last month setting it up.

Fibinachi
10 years ago

Yes, trans women say things incoherent and yet somehow mundane to your ear… Bravo.

…. well at least you admit it? Did you launch into the incomphrensible jibberwocky above in an attempt at actually making us read it and thinking it mundane? Is this a performance art piece on the subjectivity of human experience in relation to the transfer of information encoded in symbolic sentences?

deep

I’m going to need a Philosophy and Metaphysics Form so I can fill it out and apply to the Greater University of ArgleBargle.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I don’t think Bravo does poetry, don’t they mostly do home improvement shows and children being tortured by their horrible stage parents?

Puddleglum
10 years ago

Reality tv with bad poetry should be a thing. If I have to suffer it, so does everyone else.

grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

@ hellkell – Oh, Bother!!! I’ve been using form 1070G-a since I started collecting my Misandry Points next April!!!!

I told you guys – I suck at paper work!

@ Fibinachi – Oooh! That form I know! You want Z17-9b! I sent it to you last Thursday!

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Bravo started off doing fairly artsy things. I remember there being a bunch of smugness over their Canadian refusal to stoop to the lowest common American denominator just for ratings. But in the end, ratings is all.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I have it! The perfect show! Kitchen Nightmares with slam poetry over in the corner by the grill from 6 to 8 every night, performed by a pageant child in a tutu.

grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

@ cassandrakitty – throw in some explosions and a mystery guest and I think you’ve got a winner!

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Nope, you also need an unmarried teen mother, or teenage bride, to host.

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

Being a little bit drunk is not making Valerie’s posts anymore palatable. I am pleased to say that I am literally eating popcorn right now. After filling out form x5213gh I even got it certified as evil feminist corn. So I was well prepared for this thread but am still confused by it.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

Real Housewives: Now in Iambic Pentameter!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Also the child can drive around in a miniature tripod car, because why the hell not.

Fibinachi
10 years ago

Real House Wifes Of Dysfunctional Resturant Owners And Their Adopted Teenage Mothers?

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Also a random celebrity debating some science-related topic with an expert and casting aspersions at the expert’s blind adherence to tradition.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

@WWTH, I’m not even a little bit drunk and I can’t parse it. I shall rectify that (the alcohol part, for the rest I need an interpreter).

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Also, ancient assanauts.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

The universe is kind; someone just handed me popcorn IRL.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Ha! My computer recognizes “assanauts” as a real word. BWAhahahaha!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

And also their furniture. It’s not a proper reality show unless someone is judging your taste and finding it questionable.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

Ancient assanaut poetry. Glyphs optional.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Assanauts? They put on space suits and little helmets and bravely go where no man has gone before?

Puddleglum
10 years ago

Assanauts? They put on space suits and little helmets and bravely go where no man has gone before?

Well, it is Bravo.

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