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FeMRA TyphonBlue: What if the men who seem to run the world … AREN’T REALLY MEN?

How women rule the world.
Women ruling the world?

When confronted with the simple fact that men hold the overwhelming majority of positions of power in the world – in government, business, culture, and pretty much everything else – MRAs like to pretend that the actual gender of those in power makes no difference because, well, the men in power are probably a bunch of manginas doing the dirty work of the women who really run the world. Or something like that.

Indeed, some MRAs have even managed to convince themselves that the very basic historical and sociological fact that men in power, by and large, tend to represent men’s interests more than women’s interests is some sort of locical fallacy – something that they’ve labeled  “The Frontman Fallacy.”

Now A Voice for Men contributor and YouTube videoblogger TyphonBlue has done these guys one better in terms of sheer antifeminist loopiness. In the comments on one of the Warren Farrell protest videos I recently wrote about, she argues that men in power don’t really push male interests because … they probably don’t even think of themselves as men.

Here she is, writing under her other nom-de-net Genderratic:

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I don’t even know what to say to this. I mean, WHAT?!

PROTIP: You’re not going to convince anyone you’re a great ally of trans* people if you refer to them as “it.”

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thebewilderness
thebewilderness
10 years ago

The three wheel cars were very common for a few years in the early seventies. Then state by state they were outlawed. Where my mum lived in Los Angeles there was a whole row of them sitting there grieving for their past glory. I wish I could remember the name of them. It is right on the tip of my tongue. The whole flat front of the thing opened up. Not at all like a well engineered tryke.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Technological
Advancements are all due to
Ancient Space Go-ers.

Kim
Kim
10 years ago

“I like how valeriekeefe just makes references to “his agenda” like we’re all supposed to agree without even saying which agenda it is.”

Wow… okay, One: What about my photo would make you doubt what my pronouns were?

Except the “his agenda” refers to your use of “your agenda” in your original comment. As in David’s Agenda one assumes. Unless you were referring to yourself in the 3rd person, which would be in keeping with your convoluted writing style, except then you’d be upbraiding yourself for being transphobic, which I guess could be what you’re doing.

Fibinachi
10 years ago

And it has to take place an exotic yet afforadable island, preferably one with a pre-built fancy hotel and or motorcross speedway area.

Voting out is done by sudden death slam poetry pancake baking matches – tiebreakers are knowledge of bridal planning for promiscuous high stress executive bachelors

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

@cassandrakitty, one of the regular guys on Ancient Aliens consistently mispronounces extraterrestrials and astronauts as “exxaterrestrials” and “assanauts”. My roomie and I have taken to quoting him at every opportunity.

Kim
Kim
10 years ago

Plus, since every avatar is always pictures of the person writing, you will of course accept that I am a flying cat, and use the appropriate pronouns.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Crap. “Ancient aliens” would have fit right in that third line, and I blew it.

I have failed at Haiku.

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

No, Unimaginative. ‘Ancient Space Go-ers’ fits in better, given the topic at hand.

Fibinachi
10 years ago

Plus, since every avatar is always pictures of the person writing, you will of course accept that I am a flying cat, and use the appropriate pronouns.

AAARGH / AAAARGHS / AAARGH-EY?

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

All hail Kim, the flying kitty! (Please stop hovering over me, now)

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

You might be a confused, angry kitty, but try being a pink splodge!

Fibinachi
10 years ago

Fantastic haiku
by the by I wonder if
royalty goes up

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
10 years ago

I just saw that clip of Cumberbumble being humiliated on the BBC for saying pengwings. It is funnier than one would expect.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

If we are all exactly portrayed by our avatars, I am very leery of meeting thebewilderness in person.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
10 years ago

So you should be. I, on the other hand, would be delighted to meet you any day.

Kim
Kim
10 years ago

meow / purr / meows

Fibinachi
10 years ago

What do you have to fear? Does the power of EVIL not overrule mere deadly stares, sharp teeth, terrifying shark like vicious looks, swimming abilities….

holdmeI’mscarednow

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Could it be that all
ancient gods and royalty
were from outer space?

http://i.imgur.com/uH7W0vt.jpg

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

one of the regular guys on Ancient Aliens consistently mispronounces extraterrestrials and astronauts as “exxaterrestrials” and “assanauts”. My roomie and I have taken to quoting him at every opportunity.

Do you speak of Giorgio Tsoukalos? I live for him! In an ironic way of course!

I mean,comment image
The hair! The tan! The wild gesticulations! The JAQing off! He’s everything. Just everything.

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

Ninja’d by the same Tsoukalos pic! Ancient astronaut theorists believe the reason for that is ALIENS.

valeriekeefe
10 years ago

OHMIGOD ,YOU PEOPLE ARE SO HILARIOUS! LET’S SPEND THE NEXT DECADE TOGETHER BASHING MRAS AND NEVER QUESTIONING WHY A MOVEMENT THAT STARTED OUTLAW ABORTION CLINICS CAN’T GET PLANNED PARENTHOOD OR ANY OTHER GROUP TO PROVIDE TRANSITION MEDICINE ON AN INFORMED CONSENT BASIS WHILE I RELY UPON YOUR RHETORICAL SUPPORT TO REIFY MY FEMALENESS!

andtheniwillvomitoutmyorgansanddie

Puddleglum
10 years ago

The Real House Aliens of the Internet: Tutu Edition.

Wait, some asshole actually did that. My bad.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Of course! There are pictographs in caves in Labrador of what could ONLY BE ancient assanauts, mingling with the walrus hunters. There is NO OTHER explanation!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Did the bewilderness just threaten to eat us, or are my brain cells just starting to commit suicide in protest?

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

OK, I gotta ask: why the fuck would you come to a blog that’s purpose is to mock misogyny to demand that we hassle PP on your behalf? What failure to read a room is this?

You are every troll who wants feminism to its heavy lifting. Bye, Felicia.

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