So over on MGTOWforums, the regulars are pondering the age-old question – should these committed women-avoiders deal with their continued desire to stick their penises in the women they’re allegedly avoiding by resorting to prostitutes?
In the midst of a lively discussion on the advantages of “going pro” over trying to pick up a “bar hog,” one regular by the nom de internet Xtc sets forth some thoughts that, for a moment at least, seem to transcend the usual MGTOW crudity and bitterness.
“I don’t think it’s really about sex,” he writes. “I think what a lot of people are looking for is love, respect, and intimacy – which you can’t buy.”
Why, that almost seems like an insight!
Alas, in his very next sentence he spoils the moment by returning to the standard MGTOW narrative of female perfidy:
I think what put me off women altogether was the realisation that you’ll NEVER get [love, respect, and intimacy] for real. It’s sad and sobering, but that’s the way it is.
Thinking that the attention of women validates you as a person collapses once you realise they are attracted to the worst qualities in the worst men.
Thinking that the attention of women equals affection, intimacy, or love – collapses once you realise they will leave you in a second if they sense any weakness or if a BBD [bigger better deal] comes along. Then you’ll realise that the meter was running all the time, whether this was clear at the time or not.
Women are like a bitter medicine that you force yourself to swallow because you believe it is doing you good. Once you realise it’s a quack remedy, and the whole thing is a scam, you’re free to spit it out and never partake again.
That leaves you with sex alone, which is really rather easy to come by.
If women really and truly are “attracted to the worst qualities of the worst men,” why aren’t they lining up at these dudes’ front doors?
And you know, it’s not like we didn’t know Bob. It’s not like he just came here and posted one misspelled comment. This was a long term troll relationship. He was here for like 3 days posting almost nonstop. We both had implicit shared goals, like the reaching of 1000 comments in a thread.
But after this part of Bob is revealed, OUT OF THE BLUE, and HE DISAPPEARED, I don’t know if i can ever to be able to feel secure and comfortable in troll relationships again. I know relationships end and nobody can predict the future, but it will never work if you are wracked with paranoia and insecurity. If all troll relationships such as my last one were that fragile and unpredictable, I’m not so sure I would ever want to be in one again.
Troll Relationships in general are legitimately frightening to me now.
I’m still laughing at his phrase “physically accepted” when referring to his break-up.
When he kept saying he accepted the break-up, and we pointed out that he, based on his own posts, in fact did not, that phrasing just came out of him. Then he wanted cookies and punch for not being a stalker and violent.
I don’t know who the girlfriend was, but she dodged a bullet…ironically, Matrix-style.
@heidihi XD
The Kitteh’s Unpaid Help, i am now questioning everything I knew about Bob and our relationship. But maybe that’s on ME. I should have asked him earlier when he started talking about the Rapture. I mean the idea that women cause male subcultures such as video gaming and porn watching to exist.
GOD THE PAIN IT’S UNBEARABLE I FEEL ANOTHER 1000 COMMENT THREAD GOING ON BUT THIS TIME IT’S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
heidihi – LOL!
I MAY PHYSICALLY ACCEPT MGTOW.COM BUT EMOTIONALLY I AM VERY UPSET ALTHOUGH I WILL NOT FULL COURT PRESS BOB TO TAKE HIS WEBSITE DOWN.
heidihi – double LOL!
Maybe the girlfriend was fake. These guys do love their hypothetical wives and girlfriends.
god how do i remember all these Bob quotes?? I guess maybe i was obsessed with him! 😀
i need more drinkies guise, i’ll scroll back 100 comments for the suggestions 😀
@kitteh I love Melbourne but your weather is all over the shop. We had a brief foray into the high 30s at the weekend but now a more regular high 20s is forecast. Weather here remains around the mid 20s on average year all round…
And, Bob, man, you deceived us. We demand that you explain and never leave us.
On second thoughts, Bob, stay gone.
Bob’s missed his calling in life. He could be writing airport novels … massive, boring tomes about imaginary girlfriends, books that guarantee a good night’s sleep on any flight, better’n any sleeping pill you ever took.
Unintentionally enlightening comment from Bob’s “Comments from Married Men” section:
+10 for “during the humping phase”
+80 zillion for dude thinking this story makes his wife look bad
Correction: Bob liked all of those comments so much, he stole them from dontmarry.wordpress.com
@cloudiah
Bahahahahaha!
BOB, I WANT ANSWERS. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Seriously, Bob, fuck you.
KITTEH WHY MUST YOU LOL AT MY FAILED TROLLATIONSHIP! YOU FEMINIST! IF IT WAS ME WHO HAD LED BOB ON BY COMMENTING ON MGTOW.COM FOR DAYS SOCIETY WOULD EXCORIATE ME!
It’s actually much sadder if the gf was fake. I mean, what with society being what it is, i could sort of understand someone so bitter and twisted up if they was dun wrong by a lady that they could be like ‘well i hate ladies then like how society tells me to!’ but if you already come in hating ladies and have to make up a whole sad story about one who dun you wrong, i mean….i am definitely crying a single crystal tear, guise.
But gee, maybe we aren’t being nice enough to poor, sad, put-upon Bob.
BigMomma – all over the shop is the word for it! Mind you at least that has the benefit of horribly hot weather not lasting too long. I couldn’t deal with high temperatures all the time. I really wish I could move to Tassie, but it’s just not feasible.
Shiraz – yeah, I’m leaning toward the Imaginary Girlfriend theory now. So many implausibles, so many shifted goalposts, such a clash between Poor Bob Who Wants To Marry and MRM Arsehole Bob Who Says No Men Should Marry.
@cloudiah
Stop it, you’re killing me
I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN EVER GET OVER THE EMOTIONAL VIOLENCE AND TIME THEFT OF BOB’S DECEIT.
I think the perfect scenario is that his girlfriend was imaginary
and she still dumped him.
HELLKELL ME EITHER I WANT CLOSURE
HOLD ME, HEIDIHI.
Oh yeah, I haven’t forgotten that he totally Friend Zoned all of us.
If the girlfriend is fake…I dunno. They make up a lot of boogey-women. I think they go there when their real gripe is not getting any women in the first place (no, not all of them) then they have to concoct these fantasies to make themselves feel better.
Where are LBT and Bagelsan when we need purple prosers? There’s a perfect Post-Troll Romance brewing!