Over on A Voice for Men, headquarters of the Greatest Super Awesome Human Rights Movement of the New Millennium, the regulars are troubled by those who make jokes and other unkind remarks about small penises, noting that this sort of body-shaming can wound the self-esteem of its targets and “has fostered a growing penis enlargement industry praying [sic] on young mens distorted perceptions of normality and worth.”
As a result, the AVFM regulars have vowed to set a higher standard of behavior for themselves, and not resort to easy body-shaming when arguing with, or talking about, women.
Ah, just kidding. They tried to see who could come up with the worst way to tell a woman she has a giant vagina.
Here are a few of the, er, standout comments from the discussion.
All these wonderful contributions inspired Kimski to suggest that AVFMenners should collect them together in a book titled “A 100 Ways To Fuck Their Shit Up.”
Gordius Knot expressed his distress that so many women seem to be ok with having cavernous “man-holes”:
Doc, meanwhile, offered some dating advice for men afraid of big vaginas:
Dr. F, meanwhile, offered these very confusing, er, observations:
If any of that makes sense to you, please let me know exactly what he’s on about here.
But, hey, at least the manly men at AVFM never resort to making disparaging remarks about the masculinity of other men, right? Oh, wait. (Then wait some more.)
Hot tip – don’t try a second hand car yard as your venue, this time.
Also kind of OT but related in terms of the fact that the people depicted are clueless about sexuality, behold some guy making the folks at Westboro Baptist look like complete idiots in Vegas. The bit where the young guy in the sweatshirt announced that it’s God’s fault that people are gay because “he did that to them”, and then tries to backtrack and fails miserably, is particularly funny.
And here I thought it was more like ‘David reads A Voice for Men so you don’t have to!’ Though he will link to what he’s quoting if you feel the need to verify the source.
Actually it gets better. At about 3 minutes in.
Interviewer : Why aren’t you guys killing gays?
Westboro Baptist moron in baseball cap : Because it’s the government’s job to do that.
This video is like Manboobz for Westboro Baptist – just let the horrible people talk and they’ll happily tell you just how stupid and horrible they are.
They used the ‘little pinky’ gesture in an ad campaign a while back. They have both guys and girls doing it in the ad, but they don’t say who came up with the idea for the campaign.
http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/roadsafety/speedandspeedcameras/campaigns/pinkie.html
For them to jump straight to literal comments about vaginas, it implies that they do get these comments directed at them in a literal sense. Not implying anything (we all know they are losers regardless of penis size) just saying they may honestly have a different experience from us.
This is maybe the only time I will be able to post this video in a thread and have it be relevant:
Cassandra: I love that woman who never does anything but sing.
clairedammit: “I don’t think I’ve ever heard a woman make a small penis joke.”
I have. Does that count?
Kim : “For them to jump straight to literal comments about vaginas, it implies that they do get these comments directed at them in a literal sense.”
I dunno, they seem to understand (yes, sorry, I just had a quick looksie; if my impression is wrong, it’s wrong) why such comments are shitty even if they aren’t *literally* about their genitals yet they fail to apply their knowledge. What a weird bunch.
It’s generally good to leave people’s genitals alone.
I’m actually going to be in Edmonton over Christmas.
Not particularly interested in using my vacation time to “debate” MRAs though.
Singing lady reminds me of my friend’s mom, both physically and in personality. The more I see of her the more I believe that certain cults actually do reprogram people’s personalities.
And my standard question any time anyone brings up Westboro Baptist: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO GET ONE OF THEIR SIGNS?
The GLBT History Museum in San Fransisco really, really wants one.
Possibly. Although, what with them being the abuser lobby and all I’m guessing they simply miss the point.
Also I’m sure it’s because I was watching movie clips the other day, but of all the weird stuff to come up on my YouTube sidebar while following Westboro Baptist links I got this?
I like to think that’s some sort of back-end YouTube algorithm giving those dumbasses and their stupid signs the finger.
“The GLBT History Museum in San Fransisco really, really wants one.”
They are rather mercenary as I understand it. I suspect they would sell you one.
I like how “lots of sex equals loose vaginas” only applies to “sex one time with a hundred different penises” and not “sex one hundred times with only one penis”.
Like seriously, spend some time with actual vaginas before you make commentary.
@whataboutthemoonz
If they think that their penises every day for a lifetime wouldn’t be a problem but lots of other penises would cause XTREME stretching maybe that explains why they’re so convinced that the world is constantly making small penis jokes at them?
(Too mean?)
Sure. I don’t doubt it happens, I just don’t think it’s really a big thing among women. I think men are just as likely (and in my experience, more likely) to make them.
They’re mercenary, but they’re also very protective of their brand. Their signs are basically their trademark and they don’t like other people infringing on their territory.
Well, I just did, kind of, but they totally set themselves up for that one.
Can’t they make their own signs in the same style? I’d love to see Westboro try to sue them over it, especially if it came to trial in San Francisco.
Well, it’s a museum, so they want to have the original signs.
If I ever happen to come upon a “protest” I’ll steal one for them.
RE: Katz
I misread your statement as “they want to have the original sins.”
I’d rather have the sins than the signs!
well here’s to hoping they never go near a vagina again to save themselves some anxiety as well as some poor woman a bad experience with a jerk