Over on A Voice for Men, headquarters of the Greatest Super Awesome Human Rights Movement of the New Millennium, the regulars are troubled by those who make jokes and other unkind remarks about small penises, noting that this sort of body-shaming can wound the self-esteem of its targets and “has fostered a growing penis enlargement industry praying [sic] on young mens distorted perceptions of normality and worth.”
As a result, the AVFM regulars have vowed to set a higher standard of behavior for themselves, and not resort to easy body-shaming when arguing with, or talking about, women.
Ah, just kidding. They tried to see who could come up with the worst way to tell a woman she has a giant vagina.
Here are a few of the, er, standout comments from the discussion.
All these wonderful contributions inspired Kimski to suggest that AVFMenners should collect them together in a book titled “A 100 Ways To Fuck Their Shit Up.”
Gordius Knot expressed his distress that so many women seem to be ok with having cavernous “man-holes”:
Doc, meanwhile, offered some dating advice for men afraid of big vaginas:
Dr. F, meanwhile, offered these very confusing, er, observations:
If any of that makes sense to you, please let me know exactly what he’s on about here.
But, hey, at least the manly men at AVFM never resort to making disparaging remarks about the masculinity of other men, right? Oh, wait. (Then wait some more.)
I am half fearing, half looking forward for the kind of trolls this post is going to attract.
‘Despite popular belief, men are FAR more polite to women than vice versa.’
He misspelled ‘my words, actions and this entire thread.’
They take an actual point-men should not be shamed for their bodies-and immediately launch into not correcting the problem since it means that they can bash women.
A Voice for Men: demonstrating that there is no point that cannot be spectacularly missed, every single day.
I don’t care what kind of equipment they’re packing, I wouldn’t stick around long enough to find out with men like these.
Hide your husbands! It’s the Attack of the 50 Foot Vagina!
So glad I have no artistic ability, or I might have to attempt to create the horrible b-movie poster…
The more of this stuff I see, the more I want to go on an escapade, beating MRA’s, PUA’s and Reactionary manosphere guys over the heads with Psych, Sociology, and Anthropology textbooks. Except in this case it would be a special group put aside for a sex-ed handbook.
Hellkell – yeah, they could be the most amazingly beautiful, equipped, wealthy, you-name-it men physically, but none of that would make up for them being such scabrously revolting characters.
Do they really think that they can just make up a new type of insult out of whole cloth? Like “pssst, big vaginas are bad, pass it on?”
And who else finds all comments about tight vaginas to be totally pedophiley?
Not literally of course, if I ever did something like that it would more be just throwing the books in their general direction hoping someone picks one up and reads it.
Aworld – I had an image of a sort of Falling Down with books replacing weapons and an MRM meeting replacing LA.
Except the MRM isn’t organised enough to have meetings, so it wouldn’t be a credible plot … 😛
Katz, their discussions about vaginas are not only vaguely creepy (<—shaming language ahoy), but make me think that they've never been up close and personal with one. Or if they have, they didn't care as long as they got off.
I love it when they think they invented being awful to women. Like nobody ever yelled that shit out of a pickup truck before they had the brilliant idea.
“As a result, the AVFM regulars have vowed to set a higher standard of behavior for themselves, and not resort to easy body-shaming when arguing with, or talking about, women.”
Wouldn’t this bar them from arguing with, or talking about, women in general?
Or maybe it would permanently silence them, on all subjects.
OK, must go back to reality now…
Aw, isn’t it cute how they think they invented this stuff.
Vaginas are… “man-holes”? 0.o
They seem to be unaware that, like penises, vaginas come in a variety of sizes and depths. How terribly unsurprising.
Well, actually, if they’re walking around mistaking manholes for vaginas, that would explain the “OMG they’re huge, we must inform the troops!” stuff.
ROFL I love the image of MRAs falling down manholes.
Which would also explain why they talk about women’s bodies as if they were sewers.
“As a result, the AVFM regulars have vowed to set a higher standard of behavior for themselves, and not resort to easy body-shaming when arguing with, or talking about, women.
Ah, just kidding. They tried to see who could come up with the worst way to tell a woman she has a giant vagina”
Ahh, Dave. You had me going there, for a second
“I was walking down the street last night and fell into an open vagina! Right up to my shoulders! I was stuck for hours! Three men and a mule had to pull me out!”
They’re too stoopid to realise that if a woman makes a joke about your penis, she may fancy you. They blow it by having no banter. There’s no double standard here, because men still have power in society, and often have superior physical strength.
Some women deal with this power-imbalance through humour, but, strangely, we are accuse of having no sense of humour when men are genuinely nasty and sexist towards us. I hope I never meet any of these slimeballs. Bet they never get a woman, or at least one they can keep.
The intellect on this site just blows me away!
Driversuz, you always seem to add to it as well. Bye, now.
They take an actual point-men should not be shamed for their bodies-and immediately launch into not correcting the problem since it means that they can bash women.
This pretty much describes every issue MRAs talk about
They start with a fairly uncontroversial point and then decide “That`s why we gotta fuck up feminazis` shit!!”
Oops, the first part was meant to have blockquotes.