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A Voice for Men fights the rising tide of loose vaginas

Women: Always trying to kick a man’s pickle

Over on A Voice for Men, headquarters of the Greatest Super Awesome Human Rights Movement of the New Millennium, the regulars are troubled by those who make jokes and other unkind remarks about small penises, noting that this sort of body-shaming can wound the self-esteem of its targets and “has fostered a growing penis enlargement industry praying [sic] on young mens distorted perceptions of normality and worth.”

As a result, the AVFM regulars have vowed to set a higher standard of behavior for themselves, and not resort to easy body-shaming when arguing with, or talking about, women.

Ah, just kidding. They tried to see who could come up with the worst way to tell a woman she has a giant vagina.

Here are a few of the, er, standout comments from the discussion.

All these wonderful contributions inspired Kimski to suggest that AVFMenners should collect them together in a book titled “A 100 Ways To Fuck Their Shit Up.”

Gordius Knot expressed his distress that so many women seem to be ok with having cavernous “man-holes”:

Doc, meanwhile, offered some dating advice for men afraid of big vaginas:

Dr. F, meanwhile, offered these very confusing, er, observations:

If any of that makes sense to you, please let me know exactly what he’s on about here.

But, hey, at least the manly men at AVFM never resort to making disparaging remarks about the masculinity of other men, right? Oh, wait. (Then wait some more.)

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thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
7 years ago

I like how “lots of sex equals loose vaginas” only applies to “sex one time with a hundred different penises” and not “sex one hundred times with only one penis”.

Like seriously, spend some time with actual vaginas before you make commentary.

I want to know how that works, too. Maybe their reasoning is like “If she’s having sex with me every day, that’s okay and the penis won’t ruin her. But if she has sex with other guys, then their penises will ruin her”. Then again, these are the same kinds of guys that will have sex with a woman, and then slut shame her for it right afterwards. “You had sex with me? Ew, you slut! Wait, why won’t you have sex with me again?”

Amnesia
Amnesia
7 years ago

I recall Obscurus Lupa making a small penis remark in the ‘Hercules in New York’ review, but that was to make Film Brain feel better about not being as muscular as the guys in the film. Don’t recall the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of, “Don’t worry. All that steroid use probably gives them tiny penises.”

That brings up another caveat. Do these guys think it’s all right for women to make tiny dick jokes if they’re doing it to make a guy nearby feel better about himself? Like telling a boyfriend that his rival at work is “compensating for something” after a bad day. Are such jokes acceptable in the service of male egos?

Yuyuko Saigyouji
Yuyuko Saigyouji
7 years ago

Reading the first paragraph: Well, they are right for once, only idiots care that much about penis sizes and comments about that are stupid as insults…

Reading the second paragraph: Oh no, something seems wrong and completely unfitting with this…

Reading the third paragraph: Well, of course…

freitag235
freitag235
7 years ago

Ah, now I know what a Flockiarte rug is. Er, big deal?

As to the whole big/small dick thing; most of us got over it in high school gym class. Ya got what ya got. But the whole body-shaming thing is universal I think. “You’re fat. You’re skinny. You’re short. You’re a scarecrow. Fattyfatfat. Stringbean. Pencilneck/pencildick.” Whatever, if you’re not a paragon of fillintheblank, you’re inadequate.

Take a healthy dose of fuckitall and move on.

(For the record, my high school nickname was Ichabod.)

beshemoth
7 years ago

Only slightly on topic, but many years ago I saw a comedian, I *think* it was Jenny Eclair, doing stand-up and she had a sketch about, “how come you always hear guys going on about how massive their dicks are, but you never hear women bragging about the size of their vaginas? Like, ‘I am woman, hear me roar!'” *holds microphone to crotch and tilts hand across mouth to fake ventriloquism* “‘RARRRRRHH!'”
(I thought it was funny, but I’m easily amused).

Actually, I find witty comebacks to insults much more amusing than witty (or ‘witty’) insults, but I never have the brass neck to use them in real life, so if the opportunity arises:

person: beshemoth, you have a huge vagina!

me: yes! Do not steal my seat, for if I do not notice, I might sit down on you and swallow you whole!… And then, not notice!

Eh. I should be thankful I don’t have the brass neck. Anyone got anything better?

katz
7 years ago

Honestly, I can’t imagine any comeback more devastating than a furrowed brow and a slight head tilt.

WeeBoy
WeeBoy
7 years ago

My biggest question… Why does that pickle photo even exist?

(Also, I think small penises are hot.)

beshemoth
7 years ago

@katz: excellent advice for people who aren’t me, alas, I tried it in the mirror there and I look like Jasper Carrot.

freitag235
freitag235
7 years ago

person: beshemoth, you have a huge vagina!

me: yes! Do not steal my seat, for if I do not notice, I might sit down on you and swallow you whole!… And then, not notice!

Like this?

cloudiah
7 years ago

Finally, someone in the manosphere realizes that evolutionary psychology doesn’t really explain everything:

If humans were motivated purely by “hard wired instincts” like animals than I’d agree 100% But obviously that is not true. Humans live a conflicted life where biological impulses pulls you one way but social conditioning pulls the other. It’s like a constant tug of war.

I mean, not perfect, but you could have a conversation with this guy, maybe. [cloudiah reads further.]

It’s my observation the lower classes are more ruled by their hard wired instinct. Basically they live like animals. It is the middle class and especially the upper middle class that are forced to live a life where social conditioning is so omnipresent it actually over powers biological impulses…..most of the time.

[cloudiah gently rests head on desk, resisting urge to give herself a concussion.]

dualityheart
dualityheart
7 years ago

I would think that for women, it would be somewhat useful to know the depth of the vagina instead of the width (because the width of the vagina can accomodate anything from a penis to a baby’s cranium as it passes down the birth canal during childbirth). I know that I have a “short” vagina, myself- I can’t use long toys all the way in without cervical pain. Most women have an average vaginal depth of about 4 inches. Obviously, this is “average”- but the “average” penis length is about 4 inches as well. Which means that on “average” you can find someone who is about compatible, but that’s not always a given thing.

Which is why I believe that if I were ever single again, I’d absolutely have to make sure that my spouse had compatible sexual equipment for the sex we were having and/or enjoyed the same sort of sexual play as I did.

Really, anyone who engages in body shaming of any sort (from size of genitals to size of body) is not someone I’d want to have sex with in the first place.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

“But there was one thing he had that you haven’t got.”

“What’s that?”

“A GREAT BIG BUSHY VAGINA!”

I’m sorry, it was playing in my head ALL DAY.

inurashii
inurashii
7 years ago

ahahah well played, LBT.

princessbonbon
7 years ago

(Also, I think small penises are hot.)

You spartan!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

@cloudiah – don’t you love the way he manages to combine classism (oh, those bestial lower orders!) with an implicit complaint that the middle and upper classes are so cruelly expected to, you know, not be bestial?

Lower classes not being Civilised = bad

Upper classes being Civilised = bad

Which, I suspect boils down to the usual MRM whine that he should be allowed to fuck whoever he wants, whenever he wants, but nobody else should.

Hesster
Hesster
7 years ago

The penis enlargement industry has been around since at LEAST the 1800s, and probably since medicine has been a thing. I have a fascination for old medical devices and patent medicines, and one of the books I own on the subject shows a print ad for a penis pump from sometime in the late 19th century. The text notes they were rare because they had glass tubes, and were prone to shattering under vaccuum. Scary when you consider this was before safety glass was invented.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

That’d make a great curse for using on MRAs here … may your pump tube shatter.

Jessay
7 years ago

No idea why I expected them to understand female anatomy and it’s response to arousal any more than what they’ve displayed in these comments. I should really set the bar lower shouldn’t I?

Melody
7 years ago

I hate the whole women with big vagina thing. I also hate the fascination with virgins. I hate many things.
Men can have lots of sex, but women can’t applies to both of those statements.

Amorie
7 years ago

This is slightly off-topic, but I just noticed that Rori’s annual Top 100 Sex Blogs list featured a “Take the red pill” -blog, http://marriedmansexlife.com/take-the-red-pill/ It was 25th! It is not as obviously bad as the manosphere blogs usually featured here, but it’s just a red pill in nicer package. Are the manosphere ideas going mainstream? Oh horrors.
I thought of the sex blogger community as a fairly sex-positive one, and Rori’s list seems to be fairly big deal. I don’t know what is going on…
http://www.betweenmysheets.com/top-100-sex-bloggers-of-2012

Alan
Alan
7 years ago

You vastly misrepresent the article and then post a bunch of comments, which are matched in their eloquence or relevance by most of the comments on this website (see: not the most PC, nice, or thought-out words that humans have ever written.). Anyway, just wanted you to know that someone saw through what you did.

pecunium
7 years ago

Oh Alan, you silly boy…. Tell us how it was misrepresented? Explain to us how your penetrating wisdom saw though it.

Enlighten us, rather than just sticking out your tongue and saying, “you’re WRONG!”

Just wanted you to know that someone saw through what you did.

inurashii
inurashii
7 years ago

Alan, just wanted you to know that you are not the rhetorical giant you seem to think you are.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
7 years ago

If we had the “there is such a thing as too big” conversation do you think it would blow their minds?

A friend of mine once told me about a date that was about to end in sex, then promptly didn’t once pants hit the floor and she got a look at him. “Like a Coke can” she said. And we both nodded sympathetically.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Bagelsan – yeah, same thing happened to a friend of mine. One look at him and she said, “Don’t think you’re getting anywhere near me with that!”

I’ve always preferred the “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you do with it” theory. 🙂

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

I’ve done the hooking up with a guy with Penis of Unusual Size thing. Never again.

pecunium
7 years ago

I have a friend who suffers from being too long. He’s had several women who say, “That’s not going into me.”

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Gawd, now I have an image of that bloke looking like a Rodent of Unusual Size (which would probably be a good reason all on its own never to have anything to do with him … )

cloudiah
7 years ago

Gawd, now I have an image of that bloke looking like a Rodent of Unusual Size

And now that mental image is in my head. XD

Still, I feel like the “too big” thing is only really a problem if the penis-haver insists that sex = PIV (or alternate orifice of choice) sex, and only that will do… Anyway, I’ve always been a believer in the principle that people have the equipment they have, and with mutual attraction, good will, and creativity you can usually make things work.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Very good point about orifice-only sex, Cloudiah. PIV was certainly the sex in question with my friend, and I know for me (not that the question will ever arise)* PIO would be the stumbling block. But yeah, there are ways and ways.

*no pun intended! 😛

Neeraj Singh
5 years ago

for make vagina tight try to use myotaut serum which is help you to make your vagina tight naturally.

contrapangloss
5 years ago

The only place I like spam is in Monty Python skits.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
5 years ago

For make vagina padlock itself shut post sex related spam with avatar taken from children’s program.

marinerachel
marinerachel
5 years ago

Did I just read “for make vagina tight”?

marinerachel
marinerachel
5 years ago

So, I just googled Myotaut and it’s a product that claims to shrink tissue and, in doing so, tighten the vagina and/or asshole and reduce a woman’s external genitals. Because healthy female genitalia need fixing?

I can think of a few ways this product causes tissue shrinkage. None are good. Ew.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
5 years ago

Also, what about transference? If there’s still some on the woman’s bits and it ends up on the man’s bits too does he end up with a teeny weenie?

Of course I’m guessing they’re both more likely to end up in the ER, so.

kittehserf
5 years ago

The answer to any man who wants a woman to tighten her vagina with this stuff: You have to use it first.

M. the Social Justice Ranger
M. the Social Justice Ranger
5 years ago

I can think of a few ways this product causes tissue shrinkage. None are good. Ew.

I wouldn’t worry. Ten bucks says it works by not actually doing anything at all.