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Atheist bigwig Sam Harris: “If I could wave a magic wand and get rid of either rape or religion, I would not hesitate to get rid of religion.”

This has never occurred to Sam Harris

In an interview a few years back with The Sun magazine, atheist bigwig Sam Harris had this to say about the comparable (de)merits of religion and rape:

If I could wave a magic wand and get rid of either rape or religion, I would not hesitate to get rid of religion.

You can read the whole interview starting here.

And some people wonder why so many atheists have broken with Harris and the rest of the Old School New Atheist Boys Club to start Atheism Plus.

EDITED TO ADD: Hadn’t noticed that the interview was from 2006, so maybe this is old news to a lot of atheists. Still horrible.

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meltydali
meltydali
12 years ago

wow, I’m speechless. Just fucking speechless

inurashii
inurashii
12 years ago

it’s almost as though privileged, thoughtless intellectuals don’t give a shit about anything that doesn’t affect them directly.

Hmm.

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

Why did he even think it was necessary to say this?

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

He is an asshole. But I’m sure he feels soooooo oppressed as a white male atheist. We just don’t know his pain.

I really wish dudes would stop talking about rape (unless they’re a survivor). They’re not helping.

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

Grrraaaaah. Must… not… hit self in head with brick…

cloudiah
12 years ago

I am not a violent person, but I hope Sam Harris, while walking barefoot, steps on a bunch of Legos, and then while trying to get away runs into a dark room where the floor is littered with thumbtacks, and once he finally gets outside he gets stung by a wasp.

Too much? I am kind of a crankypants right now. But tomorrow I am going to Disneyland with my favorite 6-year old, so I think that will cheer me up.

aworldanonymous
12 years ago

I’m so mad right now that I’m going to go make myself a second cup of hot cocoa to make me happy again. Seriously though, Sam Harris is a douche. The douchiest of douches. He is Captain McDoucheson of the SS Douchecanoe, powered fully by douchenozzle douchethrusters. He sails the sea of douche in search of people to be a douche to.

johnnykaje
12 years ago

So right after this was posted, someone told me the date the interview took place. :-/ Old interview is old.

Still, I hadn’t heard of it all these years, and I’ve been into the atheism movement since high school. It gives me another reason to hate Sam Harris other than his blind spots to certain woo and his own ego.

Karalora
Karalora
12 years ago

@cloudiah

Yay Disneyland! I was there last weekend. It should be in full Christmas mode by now.

amandajane5
amandajane5
12 years ago

If I could get rid of something that is unlikely to affect me personally, or something that effects me personally, I’m going to go with the former. Way to take one for the team fuckneck.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
12 years ago

It’s like one has a page marked “Sam Harris, Scumbag” and hits Refresh every so often.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
12 years ago

Gah.

That’s it. Just ‘gah’.

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
12 years ago

I hope a large pack of Labradors eats spicy chili and shits all over his house.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
12 years ago

@ cloudiah

Definitely not too much. I was rooting for several wasps myself.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
12 years ago

And a white-tailed spider bite. Not fatal but serious pain.

reymohammed
reymohammed
12 years ago

Hound dogs make better plops.

cloudiah
12 years ago

I would like to amend my curse to include several wasps, Hippodameia’s labradors-with-chili-runs suggestion, and a white-tailed spider bite. Perhaps not all at once, but spread out over the course of a month. And maybe at the very end he could trip and fall into a pit full of porcupines. (NOTE: No porcupines would be harmed during the fulfillment of this curse.)

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

I hope Sam Harris gets squirrels in his attic, can’t find them and they keep him from sleeping well for a month.

I hope Sam Harris makes a pot of coffee only to discover that it’s decaf and he doesn’t have any regular coffee in the house.

I hope Sam Harris gets an itchy rash on his butt and when he goes to the doctor for it, they tell him that there’s nothing wrong with him.

Have fun at Disneyland, cloudiah!

katz
12 years ago

I move for him to get shut in a closet for hours, and then at the end realize that it wasn’t locked.

inurashii
inurashii
12 years ago

Sorry y’all but I’m gonna go with the cruelest option so far stated:

I hope that in time, it dawns on Sam Harris just how badly he represented himself and his cause, and how futile his actions were. I hope he comes to realize that those who criticized him were right, and his efforts to uplift the things he believes in damaged the cause more than religion ever could have.

I hope Sam Harris comes to understand — deeply, comprehensively, and irrevocably — what his impact on the world really was.

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

Squirrels in the attic? That’s just cruel!

–the guy who lives in an attic

popcornculturejunkie
12 years ago

I’m no fan of Sam Harris anyway, but this is beyond ridiculous. Being atheist myself, and if I had to choose only one, I would gladly get rid of rape. I’m no fan of religion, but I’d rather see rape go away first. Between Sam and The Absolute Asshole, I mean, Amazing Atheist (in his own mind), they’re not doing much for the rest of us everyday atheists. We don’t all look up to these douche-buckets. šŸ™

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
12 years ago

Hmmm, if I could get rid of something that is real, tangible, measurable, and harms countless people daily and does absolutely no good for anyone, anywhere OR something I consider to be a delusion, but doesn’t always lead to harm… Gosh, what a dilemma. For a douchebag.

katz
12 years ago

Inurashii wins, of course.

But I hope he gets attacked by a hamster and then at the emergency room they laugh at him.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
12 years ago

I heard him give a talk on PBS years ago and his argument was reasoned and so I bought his book. His argument was not reasoned in the book. That was the point when I realized he is yet another con man. There sure are a surfeit of those d00dz.

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