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On Fox News, the painful realization that white dudes are no longer the center of everything

Up all night. Too tired to scan the manosphere for weird reactions to Obama’s victory.

But here are some scenes from last night as a couple of backwards white dudes attempted to come to terms with the new demographic realities that enabled Obama to win the election despite getting a smaller percentage of the white vote than Michael Dukakis did in 1988.

Karl Rove, on Fox News, responded to the new realities with good old-fashioned denial, arguing with the number-crunchers for Fox after they called Ohio as a win for Obama. Rove must have thought he’d bought the election good and square!

Bill O’Reilly, meanwhile, responded with, well,  there’s really no other word for it than racism:

Also, while we’re talking demographics, here’s a nice pithy breakdown of the gender gap, from ABC news:

Women favored Obama by 11 points while men backed Romney by 7; the gender gap has been bigger just once, in 2000 (when men were +11 Bush and women were +11 Gore). Add in marital status and the gaps become garish: Married men for Romney by 60-38 percent; unmarried women (younger, more Democratic, more aligned with Obama on social and role-of-government issues) backed the incumbent by 67-31 percent.

Grouchy entitled white dudes, get used to it.

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Shiraz
Shiraz
12 years ago

I don’t have screenshots — I wasn’t thinking at the time. But this is what started the fight:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/16/candy-crowley-fact-checks-mitt-romney-libya_n_1972313.html

Shiraz
Shiraz
12 years ago

Am I in moderation? None of replies are posting. Sorry everyone.

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

This site was broken for me for awhile – the template wasn’t loading

IT IS FINE NOW HOWEVER

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

I think Glenn Beck goes to the same appearance-terribling salon that Donald Trump goes to.

I MEAN, IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT NOVEMBERS THAT MAKES WEALTHY CONSERVATIVE SHITLORDS GET SUNBURN AND WHITENED HAIR OR IS IT JUST ELECTIONS THAT DO THAT?

thenatfantastic
thenatfantastic
12 years ago

Most of my family is really cool about politics. Then I have one uncle who’s a member of a far-right, explicitly racist organisation. He disowned me when he was on a frothing tirade about ‘kicking the fuck out of commies’ (for supporting – i.e. not violently attacking – Muslims), and I politely pointed out that I’m an anarcha-communist.

But then again one of my cousins just announced she’s having Ice Ice Baby as her first dance at her wedding and now I like her more than I used to, so swings and roundabouts.

Fitzy
Fitzy
12 years ago

With a couple of exceptions, the regular trolls have been awfully quiet the past couple of days…

It’s been kind of nice.

Old Corvusd Corvus
12 years ago

I don’t know if this has been linked over here, but you might enjoy knowing how butthurt THESE people are: http://jezebel.com/5958490/twitter-racists-react-to-that-nigger-getting-reelected/gallery/1?tag=racism

Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

Here’s some lulz.

OMG did you know “Barry Soetero” went to Mars the old-fashioned, John Carter way back in the 80s and managed not to get eaten by the local fauna? It’s true, the people who claim it are time travellers and have been all over the universe, so you know they’re trustworthy.

Also, the White House denied it, so QED.

leftwingfox
12 years ago

I know I’m way too late to the “sandpaper my loins” party, but all I could think about was “Well, that’s a rather extreme way to deal with morning wood.”

Ok, gutter humor relieved.

Yikes, careful sampling wingnut tears… they seem to be made of LSD.

Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

@Corvus: Poor, poor Chris Rock. His joke (about n-words vs. black people) has been seized by hateful white people as justification for hate language. I know he’s spoken out about this, but the people who abuse his joke aren’t listening.

princessbonbon
12 years ago

“and BOOM now everybody wants to vote for him because hugs are positive like smiles.”

Why yes Lauren the Racist Twitted Tweeter, hugs ARE positive. That is why people like Chris Christie a wee bit more than they did two weeks ago (he is still probably an asshole but he is being a responsible asshole and people like that too.)

amandajane5
12 years ago

This is also pretty hilarious.

Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

Hey, remember when the Obama administration was going to hire a whole bunch of lefty bloggers, except they wouldn’t hire anybody who talked like their Chief of Staff? Good times. Good times.

Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

“At the moment you’re a terrible, cynical human being who gets rich off of other people’s ignorance. Your entire existence is defined by intellectual stupor and purposelessness. There’s not a single cell of your body that has any redeeming value whatsoever – not even the intestinal cells which host your parasites.”

Mr. Hannity might find this website useful.

blitzgal
12 years ago

For our trolls obsessed with Mary Kellett. Here is a prosecutor who tampered with evidence in a rape trial — to protect her husband, who was the accused serial rapist.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/09/prosecutor-wife-suspected-of-evidence-tampering-for-accused-rapist-husband/

cloudiah
cloudiah
12 years ago

I wish that Rahm Emanuel thing had actually happened.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
12 years ago

Oh goodness, those twitter wankers – “IAmNotRacist”. And then rants about how much they hate black people. Isn’t “hating people based on the colour of their skin or culture of origin” a pretty big part of the definition of racism? >.(

pecunium
12 years ago

So… spearheaer ranty dude lives in the south, but he’s all clued-in on the urban office workplace, right down to the politics.

And, when people have said shit like, the “I work for my shit” in my hearing I’ve told them off. They tend to want to leave in a hurry when I start, but they haven’t paid yet, so they are stuck.

And I smile at them while I do it.

deodorant
deodorant
12 years ago

Bill O’Reilly has always been a butthead. I am a little surprised he actually used the phrase “white establishment”, I’m thinking he probably got chewed out backstage afterward. Also, Todd Akin really got shit on later that night, it was hilarious.

Fucking Loser
Fucking Loser
12 years ago

If only we could get “white dudes” like David Futile to give up his blog to a person of color due to his white privilege.

Along with pecunium (and only white dudes on this site) will kill themselves.

Oh well they will become extinct eventually.

You can’t stop progress David.

P.S. You’re a white dude. Twit. A fat one at that.

Fucking Loser
Fucking Loser
12 years ago

David, a white male, who will go the way of the do do bird.

Hopefully by heart attack clogged by all lipids in his heart and arteries.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
12 years ago

Hello, Pell

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

“do do” bird? Yeah, that’s Pell.

thenatfantastic
thenatfantastic
12 years ago

Haha I literally just mentioned his aversion to subtlety on another thread. Bloody ninny.

amandajane5
12 years ago

It’s always so charming how he goes straight to calling David fat, because compelling argument. David is fat so…his brain doesn’t work? I’m not really sure what the reasoning is there.