Most manosphere misogynists lean to the right. But every once in a while I’ll run across an MRA who considers himself a man of the left. Today, while perusing the Spearhead, which generally appeals to some of the more reactionary MRAs and MGTOWers, I ran across a most intriguing example of the Manosphericus lefticus.
“Davani” describes himself as “a socialist and a supporter of women’s rights,” explaining that
the last thing I want is some kind of uneducated, barefoot-and-in-the-kitchen woman who I can’t even have a conversation with on any intelligent topic.
But Mr. D is a most unusual sort of socialist-feminist indeed. You might call him a Socialist of the Penis. Or, rather, a Socialist for the Penis. As he explains,
I am all for egalitarian culture (e.g., expanding women’s rights), but only if the women themselves are egalitarian. In the US, much more so than anywhere else, they are not.
So what exactly is wrong with these American women, in Davani’s mind? Well, he reports sadly,
The women here are very shallow, and use their rights to penalize, rather than include, the majority of “average” men who don’t make the cut in terms of their looks. Susan Walsh, the author of “Hooking Up Smart,” reports that on US college campuses, 80% of the girls have sex with 20% of the guys.
Oh dear, not this again.
In effect, giving American women contraception enables them to jump on the sex carousel but not with most guys — only with a small number of ‘alpha males’ at the top. This is the problem right here. Moreover, this is at no cost to themselves, because they can abort any pregnancy, while discriminating against the “lesser” males.
Davani is outraged by this blatant elitism on the part of women. He would prefer a far more egalitarian form of pussy distribution – from each, according to her pussy; to each, according to his penis’ needs.
[I]n other countries, women wouldn’t use contraception to essentially eliminate 80% of the guys. Family planning would benefit BOTH the guy and the girl. The girl isn’t looking to hook up with the top athlete or celebrity, she’s also very interested in other, regular guys, who have other good qualities, even if they don’t necessarily pass the “looks” test.
But in America, alas, women have become monopoly capitalists of the vagina.
American women are more shallow and discriminatory in their preferences than most other women, and this has to be taken into account. “Feminists used to get support from men by promising we’d all be getting laid for free” — in a normal society, yes; in this country, only the 20% at the top would be getting laid for free in this context.
So, false advertising, as well.
To the barricades, men! Vive la penislution!
@Melody: *applause*
@talacaris: I apologize for assuming that you are literate.
Melody: Yes, I know that at shakesville, they don’t really like dishonest arguments or concern trolling, so I would never do this stuff there (or at NSWATM, for other reasons) But here, where trolls abound in hordes, it is more of a playground to experiment with weird reasoning. and intellectual dishonesty.
’cause what else will get me teh Top Troll of theh Year
Well you won’t get it now — you broke kayfabe.
talacris: Melody: Yes, I know that at shakesville, they don’t really like dishonest arguments or concern trolling, so I would never do this stuff there (or at NSWATM, for other reasons) But here, where trolls abound in hordes, it is more of a playground to experiment with weird reasoning. and intellectual dishonesty.
Because nothing says,”I deserve to be taken seriously” like intellectual dishonest.
Weasel vomit, sack of.
As to TotY, not likely… We have Varpole Butthurt, Diogenes the Naïf, the Return of Brandon, Dr. Pell, Esq., Ph.D, and any number of trolls who seem to be honest in their efforts.
You are, self-admittedly, just wanking in public to have a laugh. Doesn’t even rate a nomination.
“Of course it was an experiment in willful contextomy.”
So, as pecunium said, you’re a lying sack of weasel vomit. You know perfectly well I was – we all were – talking about being hit on by strangers and yet you pretended to think otherwise, or tried the “I know your life experience better than you do” mansplaining. All of which says you’re a worthless oxygen thief, because you think the reality of our lives is something for your so-superior self to play games with. And for what? To prove what? To justify your pathetic self? To pretend that hitting on strangers is just fine? To get some attention nobody would give you face-to-face because you radiate “pompous wanker” vibes? You need to get a life. Going around playing the schoolground bully on the internet doesn’t count. It just marks you as a loser.
Because I am myself, I had to go check whether weasels can vomit. It wouldn’t make sense to call talacaris a sack of rat vomit or pigeon vomit, but, no fear, it appears that mustelids can vomit. (And if your ferret is barfing you should take it to the vet.)
I know everyone’s going to rest easy now. 🙂
Thank you, Nepenthe. Carnivores can all vomit. Equids cannot. I have had pet rats and never saw one do it, but I never thought to check if they could.
“As to TotY, not likely… We have Varpole Butthurt, Diogenes the Naïf, the Return of Brandon, Dr. Pell, Esq., Ph.D, and any number of trolls who seem to be honest in their efforts.” Not likely, especially not Sir and Venereable Dr. Pell who is obviously in it for shits and giggles like almost all trolls here. Do you ralley think someonelike Meller is for real.
“You are, self-admittedly, just wanking in public to have a laugh. Doesn’t even rate a nomination.” Well how man self-confessed trolls do you have except me and Simon (well his trolling went a bit ugly after a while). Don’t you think it is better that you are honest about your dishonesty? And if they have such opinions for real, they are per definition not trolling.
“talking about being hit on by strangers and yet you pretended to think otherwise, or tried the “I know your life experience better than you do” mansplaining”
The first, because it is willful ignorance the reply is not about your life experience at all
. It is more a like reply to a straw (wo)man.
Hmm… I don’t think weasel vomit is as incoherent as that last post. Granted, I’ve never encountered any, but I’m assuming that it’s fairly similar to cat vomit, ’cause of the carnivore thing.
Cat vomit is far superior to anything this latest troll produces. I’d go so far as to say it’s far superior to him, full stop.
Oh, absolutely. Just like women generally make more money than men do for the same work, and men generally suffer more during childbirth.
/snark
Psst–it’s under your hat.
Cara – LOL!
@Cara Yes, exactly right. How DARE you mock the pain of the men. The poor men so oppressed by our vaginas.
Yes, weasels can vomit. Ferrets are a type of weasel and… they can puke with the best of them.
Approaching random women with the sole purpose of having sex with them doesn’t work. Approaching someone who’s interesting, bringing up a mutual interest and building a relationship with them, based on that and other mutual interests may work a lot better. However, that takes time and energy, as well as regarding the sex dispenser as a human being, which is extreme misandry. Tut tut, sex dispensers!
Duality: Best wishes to you for a speedy labor and a healthy baby!
“Psst–it’s under your hat.”
WWould you care to elaborate upon that?
Reyhmohammed: Rodents can’t vomit. It’s why there are several rat-poisons which are nothing more than emetics. If your kid gets into them; rather then the rats/mice you are being pestered with, they puke.
It’s messy, but almost never more than that.
It never stops to amaze me how men think life somehow owes them a woman, and women OWE THEM SEX. And how it is so ingrained in their thinking that they don’t even recognize this is the foundation of their arguments. If you’d ask them straight out “Does life owe you a woman?”, most of them would never admit to being so entitled, because it sounds crazy. Also, they can sense that the next question would be “Which woman?” For which there is no good answer if you don’t want to publically deny a womans right to choose if she wants to have sex and with whom. And still. It goes on and on.
I would agree that women have an almost-monopoly on vaginas. You see, most people in possession of vaginas are, in fact, women. And people have a right to use their body parts as they see fit. Sex organs are not public property.
This… This isn’t complicated.