I’d like to announce the start of the Manboobz Bingo Card project!
I’m going to use a custom bingo card generator to produce personalized Bingo cards to add to your enjoyment of Man Boobz threads and general Manosphere browsing.
And if you all are into it, we could even use them for a sort of Man Boobz Bingo scavenger hunt – that is, threads in which we all arm ourselves with bingo cards (or maybe all share one Bingo card) and search the web for examples to fill up our own cards.
Here are some of the cards I’d like to generate:
Man Boobz Troll Bingo
MRA Bingo
PUA Bingo
Evo Psych Bingo
What I need in order to do this is to generate some lists (let’s say at least 50 items long) of things to put in these various bingo squares.
So I thought I’d invite any of you who are interested to do some brainstorming with me. In the comments below, paste in any ideas you have for any of these lists, and I’ll collect together the best ones to use in the cards. (One idea per line, please, though as many as you want in any particular comment.) Please specify which bingo card your idea would work best on; there may be some overlap.
And if you have any ideas for other Bingo Cards, let me know!
Oh, and here’s The Fall, with Bingo Master’s Breakout.
Sorry, there were a few repeats in there.
Don’t tell me Sticky is Australian! *The shame* Or is it just that these stories are so rare they have to find them wherever they are to make it seem like a trend.
OMG I think nobody has mentioned “women aren’t visually stimulated” yet!
Schticky: Fortunately, there’s a movement that celebrates equal parenting time and equal parenting duties. Now… let me think about what that movement is… Starts with an Fem…
For the bingo cards:
PUA:
Bitch Shield
Disqualifier
Women from (insert foreign country here) are all hot supermodels who are submissive/ adventurous in bed/ traditional etc.
Trolls:
Title IX
Evo Psych:
Men are hardwired to cheat
Monogamy is unnatural for men
All men age well and all women age poorly
Women are undesirable after the age of 25 due to reduced fertility
All men want blue eyed blondes with big breasts
Women are biologically inferior to men
Trolls:
Men, on average, are stronger than women, therefore all men are superior to all women.
Women can’t do pull-ups, therefore they deserve to be raped.
Trolls
Women are full of jealousy towards kittens, because men want to fuck kittens more than they want to fuck modern women.
The Gor novels are the most brilliant how-to books ever written.
The ideal woman strongly resembles a Pomeranian puppy in both appearance and personality.
Women use sex to get money
NAWALT
AWALT
Rape just means she didn’t think the sex was any good
Women don’t really like sex
Boys are individualists
Girls are team-oriented
This is why education is failing boys
Title IX
Hey, Sticky, why don’t you read all the news articles linked on this site — there are at least nine pages of them — and then get back to me? Don’t worry, you’ll be happy to know that mixed in with all the male perps there are a few female ones.
http://domesticviolencecrimewatch.com/
Consent is a boner-killer
I’m supposed to stop halfway through just because she changed her mind?
How am I supposed to know if I have consent or not?
bonobos are irrelevant.
Bonobos are evolutionary duds, so yes, they are irrelevant. And even there male bonobos have greater physical strength than the females. There are way better examples of matriarchy in action than the bonobo.
A lot of the other things on your bingo cards are said frequently because they are true.
I could come up with a bunch of vapid buzzwords and phrases that you and your ilk repeat ad nauseam, but I am a man so I am above such petty things.
Everything trolls say in this thread goes on the troll card, right?
Here’s what the MRA one looks like right now — I’m going to add/edit the list of phrases though.
Refresh it to get a different card.
There’s something very wrong with that link. And with Otis, too, but we already knew that.
Oh, link fixed now. Otis still a mess.
Otis, you forget that the MRM is actually nothing but these vapid phrases.
There are a few bugs I need to fix w/ the cards, but otherwise pretty good, eh?
Cards look good. If you can somehow manage to fix Otis too I’m nominating you for some sort of humanitarian award.
Keep the ideas coming, everyone! Especially for PUA and trolls and evo psych, but for MRAs too!
PUAs
If a woman looks terrified while you’re having sex with her that means you’re really good in bed.
The point of sex isn’t orgasms, it’s beating the previous dude’s high score.
Women love assholes! Well, all other assholes except me, which just shows that women are innately inconsistent.
More PUAs
Feminists just don’t want ugly men to get laid.
If you tell a man to stop acting creepy that’s ableist.
MRAs
Rape is affirmative action for men?
(How did nobody add that one yet? It’s a direct quote!)
“Fatrelle’s shaming language”
Otis: The only, “dead end” in evolution is for a species to go extinct; which shows you don’t seem to be any more clued in on that subject than you are on things like the military.
I could come up with a bunch of vapid buzzwords and phrases that you and your ilk repeat ad nauseam, but I am a man so I am above such petty things.
Yeah, cause just like a real man you engage in passive-aggressive mewling.
Otis seems to have “real man” confused with “infant throwing a tantrum”.