I’d like to announce the start of the Manboobz Bingo Card project!
I’m going to use a custom bingo card generator to produce personalized Bingo cards to add to your enjoyment of Man Boobz threads and general Manosphere browsing.
And if you all are into it, we could even use them for a sort of Man Boobz Bingo scavenger hunt – that is, threads in which we all arm ourselves with bingo cards (or maybe all share one Bingo card) and search the web for examples to fill up our own cards.
Here are some of the cards I’d like to generate:
Man Boobz Troll Bingo
MRA Bingo
PUA Bingo
Evo Psych Bingo
What I need in order to do this is to generate some lists (let’s say at least 50 items long) of things to put in these various bingo squares.
So I thought I’d invite any of you who are interested to do some brainstorming with me. In the comments below, paste in any ideas you have for any of these lists, and I’ll collect together the best ones to use in the cards. (One idea per line, please, though as many as you want in any particular comment.) Please specify which bingo card your idea would work best on; there may be some overlap.
And if you have any ideas for other Bingo Cards, let me know!
Oh, and here’s The Fall, with Bingo Master’s Breakout.
Blonde hair, pale skin, and blue eyes are the universal ideal
All men like skinny women
Mens’ looks aren’t important, women want a provider
It’s adaptive for women to like rape
Hmm, PUA stuff …
Negging
Pretending to kill her pet
Ah, but that’s the beauty of the bingo card generator; it randomly picks out 24 items from whatever list you provide it and puts them randomly on a card, and generates new cards for everyone who wants one.
Evo Psych:
Symmetrical features
Peak attractiveness
Right, time for me to hit the road – niters all, have fun! 🙂
Insistence government statistics on rape and/or work are made up.
Claim that MOST women respond WELL to Game!
Misunderstanding of wolf social groups.
Attempts to neg commenters into providing some human interaction.
She might SAY she doesn’t like you, but but but shit tests!
Acronym that takes more than a minute of Googling to figure out.
Confusing sexual fertility with sexual peak — well, actually, not understanding what sexual peak means at all.
A woman said something bad once!
OT, but you know, there’s a reason feminists try to stay on cats’ good side.
Ev Pych: Men want virgins so they will know they aren’t rearing someone else’s kid.
Monogamy isn’t important to women, because they know who the father is.
Don’t you mean “Equal rights for equal fights?”
More evo psych:
Men rotate 3D objects in their minds
Hunting the mammoth
Reference to the savannah
Reference to the jungle
Fat women remind men of pregnant women
Anything racist
More trolls:
Virtual reality
“Vile”
Morning height/evening height
“Opulent Aryan horse”
It’s all about reproductive success
“Our emotions, and the behaviors they cause, are best adapted to a primitive tribal environment that no longer exists.”
“Peacocking shows you are a good provider”
Acting “alpha” will give her screaming orgasms, that a “beta” can’t provide
Biologic clock
Shopping is like gathering
Hunting made men better at decisionmaking
Feminists want to pretend men and women are different.
“x” is a valued trait everywhere
“x” has always been true.
Women will be, “won over” when a “real man” fucks them.
And some Humor: breaking news in Ev Psych
I like reading these comments as free-verse poetry. *snaps*
If it weren’t for men there would be no civilisation.
Men are programmed to pursue.
Women are programmed to discriminate.
Men who fuck “ugly women” aren’t real men; so wanting a hottie is natural.
Admitting men and women are different isn’t sexist.
Women shape men to be like this; because they rear the children.
Hypergamy.
Women’s brains are emotional, men’s brains think logical science.
Hapless betas raising an alpha’s bastard children.
Herbs.
Sorry if any of these are repeats:
“If women won’t control their sexuality, why should men control theirs?”
Pussy begging
The Rothchilds (sic)
Women are privileged
Women have never been oppressed
Men have to fight wars, which women send them to fight
Women don’t work, they leach off men
Women steal jobs from men
Women cause the majority of child abuse, therefore men are better parents
(Pretentious gobbledegook that makes no sense)
Male disposability
‘gina tingles
Hypergamy
Haven’t read all the other comments yet, so apologies if I repeat someone, but I didn’t see these on David’s list…
Evopsych:
“fertile” as sciencey-sounding euphemism for “young/hot”
a woman’s vagina is like a man’s wallet
PUA:
shit tests
numbering systems for people (“HB10” etc)
Men can tell when a woman is menstruating
Men can tell when a woman is ovulating
When a woman is ovulating she will seek out an alpha
Evolution is destiny
Gorillas have harems.
Bonobos are irrelevant.
The male lion
Jealously is good, it protects against cheating.
Women compete with each other to get high status men
Men co-operate, because MAMMOTHS
And here is the full paper on the Ev Psych news. I hadn’t noticed it was Chris Clarke.
Belief in Ev Psych May be Hardwired
I dunno David, maybe this is my 3rd comment, maybe my 4th. It’s not about your bingo cards and it’s definitely a hijack.
But you may find this worthwhile after all. These are the fathers and men you make fun of, and these are their stories, and if you visit there, make sure you read the comments.
http://www.news.com.au/national/my-children-never-came-home/story-fndo4eg9-1226491983929
And yes, I fully realize the problem with these men is Patriarchy, which of course hurts men too, and demonstrates why contemporary feminists are these menz best friend.
Be well.
Troll hijacks thread with unrelated story of one man losing a custody battle. This proves always and forever that the Men’s Rights Movement is better than icky feminists, nyeh.
Free square: passive-aggression.
Was “whatever you’re talking about isn’t important, let’s focus on my pet issue” not a square yet?
What I love is the self-awareness of his hijack/derail, coupled with the inability to resist doing it.
Sticky: I know I’m doing an “all about the menz” thing here but let me just go all “all about the menz.” Because women never suffer, so this male suffering is distinct and unusual. And that’s why it would be unfair of you to say this is an example of “all about the menz” even though I know and you know that is exactly what I am doing, which is why I’ll make a sarcastic remark about how patriarchy hurts men too. (Because really I think, Patriarchy, sounds okay to me. What is wrong with these bitches?)
Evo psych BS!
men and women evolved differently
women are intuitive/family oriented/big picture oriented/people oriented/baby oriented because uteruses
men are logical/detail oriented/like to roam because mammoths
men want to spread their seed, women want to raise babies
something is true because I think it seems right
look at this one study done about clams that proves hypergamy
life is a series of just-so stories- we behave the way we do because that’s the way we’ve always done it
we know how ancient humans behaved
how ancient humans behave dictates how we behave today and/or how we should behave
culture has nothing to do with how we behave
men built civilization for women!
we are victims of our biology
except for evil women who knowingly tempt men and take advantage of them
recent cultural trends are a result of millenniums of evolution
recent cultural trends are a deviation from of millenniums of evolution
all cultures everywhere do the same things
there is a beauty ideal