I’d like to announce the start of the Manboobz Bingo Card project!
I’m going to use a custom bingo card generator to produce personalized Bingo cards to add to your enjoyment of Man Boobz threads and general Manosphere browsing.
And if you all are into it, we could even use them for a sort of Man Boobz Bingo scavenger hunt – that is, threads in which we all arm ourselves with bingo cards (or maybe all share one Bingo card) and search the web for examples to fill up our own cards.
Here are some of the cards I’d like to generate:
Man Boobz Troll Bingo
MRA Bingo
PUA Bingo
Evo Psych Bingo
What I need in order to do this is to generate some lists (let’s say at least 50 items long) of things to put in these various bingo squares.
So I thought I’d invite any of you who are interested to do some brainstorming with me. In the comments below, paste in any ideas you have for any of these lists, and I’ll collect together the best ones to use in the cards. (One idea per line, please, though as many as you want in any particular comment.) Please specify which bingo card your idea would work best on; there may be some overlap.
And if you have any ideas for other Bingo Cards, let me know!
Oh, and here’s The Fall, with Bingo Master’s Breakout.
Misuse of the word “literally”
– You’re quote-mining.
– You’re just mentioning the fringe elements and not the moderates.
– Mentions a “moderate” that is obviously just as bad if not worse.
– The end of marriage!
– Traditional values!
– Monologuing like a cartoon villain.
*citing a study that doesn’t say what they think it says
*citing a study that was debunked during the Jurassic
*that stupid list of “misandric” quotes that keeps making the rounds
Just two more and then I’m off to bed:
– VAWA is only about protecting women.
– Too many organizations dedicated to Women’s health. / Not enough focus on Men’s health.
Trolls: where did I say that? I never said that! You’re making up shit! *ignores link to own comment/website*
Feminism goes back further than we’d think – even the dinosaurs were in on the conspiracy! 😀
Troll denying that the site zir avatar links to is zir site
being above it all and/or thinking all sides of an argument merit equal airtime.
Being totally bored by David’s blog but spending 25 hours a day trolling it. 😛
“All women like jerks/bad boys/alphas.”
“Evo-psych is true SCIENCE!” Or maybe there can just be a “Hunter/Gatherer Logic” card for every time some doofus claims men should get whatever they want because dudes used to kill mammoths and chicks only picked berries. Or that guys today really like fucking because they’re trying to replenish the earth’s population with their manly seed.
“Women are evil spermjackers,” card.
There’s also The “Male Apocalypse,” card that can cover scenarios like,”Women aren’t hooking up with me —- waaaah! The human race is gonna die out!” Or whenever some guy overreacts and jumps to a weird conclusion, such as, “What? They want to give more funding to Planned Parenthood? What’s next? Men in cages, being laughed at like primates in a zoo?!
There should be a card to convey how MRA’s won’t admit that female sexuality is real. I dunno, maybe it can have a picture of a unicorn on it?
And maybe an overall “MRA Paradox” card to cover their circular logic, like, “Women are gold diggers/Yet take all the jobs from men.”
Troll: “I am like the stone in stone soup”
Troll flouncing
Troll wanking about being on moderation
Troll admitting that zie was banned, but claiming that there is some special reason zie is allowed to come back
“I thought everyone knew it was me”
Troll claiming to have had a life epiphany
Troll saying zie agrees with you, then saying the complete opposite of what you said
There should be a card for every time a troll leaves posts that make him sound like a Bond Villain/Victorian baddie. And another one for every post that starts off, “I know how all women think, because I have these fictitious female friends who tell me everything.”
Troll saying they were banned for “disagreeing.”
I hope there’s a card just for the things we say TO MRA trolls:
Go your own way already.
Citation needed.
etc.
Sorry if these have already been mentioned. I’m lazy.
Troll saying “I hate MRA’s and feminists equally, but I only troll feminist websites because BECAUSE.”
Keep up the good fight against straw MRAs!
Trolls blithering about teh feminist hivemind but being conspicuously absent when ManBoobz regulars are, like, disagreeing about stuff.
Can someguy get his very own bingo card?
“Your mockery site isn’t providing me with the serious journalism I desire.”
Of course bored stick gets his own card. That’s an honor. *eyeroll*
Don’t forget:
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. “
I have one: All so-called independent females are welfare leeches or have stolen a more deserving man’s job.
Oh, good point, someguy:
* appropriating the words of people who actually DID fight for human rights
Dream on, sticky, dream on. You’re not actually a social justice movement. Bowel movement, possibly, but not any other sort.