I’d like to announce the start of the Manboobz Bingo Card project!
I’m going to use a custom bingo card generator to produce personalized Bingo cards to add to your enjoyment of Man Boobz threads and general Manosphere browsing.
And if you all are into it, we could even use them for a sort of Man Boobz Bingo scavenger hunt – that is, threads in which we all arm ourselves with bingo cards (or maybe all share one Bingo card) and search the web for examples to fill up our own cards.
Here are some of the cards I’d like to generate:
Man Boobz Troll Bingo
MRA Bingo
PUA Bingo
Evo Psych Bingo
What I need in order to do this is to generate some lists (let’s say at least 50 items long) of things to put in these various bingo squares.
So I thought I’d invite any of you who are interested to do some brainstorming with me. In the comments below, paste in any ideas you have for any of these lists, and I’ll collect together the best ones to use in the cards. (One idea per line, please, though as many as you want in any particular comment.) Please specify which bingo card your idea would work best on; there may be some overlap.
And if you have any ideas for other Bingo Cards, let me know!
Oh, and here’s The Fall, with Bingo Master’s Breakout.
How am I supposed to know she doesn’t want me to bone her? Wimminz keep changing their minds!
Rape accusations are just buyer’s remorse.
Age of consent laws are misandry.
When we develop fembots you’ll be sorry!
*suppressed sexual fantasies coming hilariously to the surface*
For PUAs:
Any phrase ending in “game” (eg, “rape game”)
Reference to wolves
“Wingman”
Any plan that requires more than two wingmen
“Raw dog”
Alphas get all the women
Betas get all the women
“Negging”
For MRAS:
Gynocracy/
Incel
Downsides to women’s suffrage
Feminists want to take over the world
SCUM manifesto
That joke about the woman who cut her husband’s penis off
The Titanic/lifeboats
For trolls:
“Big Daddy”
Reference to Jews or bankers
A neologism containing two contradictory terms (eg, “anarcho-tyranny”)
For everyone:
Any neologism not elsewhere on card
Any invented acronym not elsewhere on card
More MRAs:
I’m not sexist because I like Girl Writes What
Artificial wombs
Alimony
Child support
The male-only draft is misandrist
Women can’t be allowed on the front lines
Private/artificial islands
Women crying in the streets/”feminsitting”
Novel euphemism for menstruation (eg, “cotton pony rodeo time”)
“Bitch” or “cunt” is not a gendered slur
Vague references to dire consequences that will ensue if feminism is not defeated, barely maintaining plausible deniability regarding incitement to violence laws.
… but creep totally is!
Yeah, I kinda want to give extra points for finding contradictory pairs in the same post; eg, the draft is sexist/women can’t serve in combat; “bitch” isn’t gendered/”creep” is.
Trolls: come back after banning with different name and same IP address
PUAs:
– saying a woman is turned on any time she talks about/hears about rape or abuse (feminists talk about rape so much because it turns them on!!).
– all women want to be dominated by an alpha male (and twisting anything a woman says to “prove” she wants to be dominated).
– flip-flops/short hair/whatever turns them off are major problems in America.
– never listen to a woman/never believe what a woman says she wants.
– obsession with cuckoldry/cuckold porn (well, if Heartiste got his own card… I don’t know about the rest).
MRAs:
– friend zoning
– men can’t be raped because all men want sex anyway (and men never rape other men). Or was this just that one Norwegian guy?
Which reminds me, wouldn’t a Pell Meltdown be a whole bingo card of its own?
Troll claiming to be zir girlfriend/friend/acquaintence/Uncle Monty
8-year-old girls in bathing suits are asking for it.
– The courts are biased against men (pussy pass)
– Journalistic integrity!
-You seem emotional today.
-You must be on your period.
– Saying things that reduce men to unthinking, uncontrollable beasts, while complaining about misandry.
– Spellcheck doesn’t think misandry is a word!
– You like to post kitty videos, therefore you’re wrong.
– Women not having sex with men is literally genocide.
Humour bypass
Irony bypass
Hooking up Smart bingo:
Dads, not cads
Women are the gatekeepers of sex; men are the gatekeepers of commitment
80% of the women are having sex with 20% of the men
No sex before monogamy
Slut shaming
Amanda Marcotte
SMP (Sexual Marketplace)
Women having sex with anyone other than me are SLUTS
Lesbians aren’t real
Thomas Ball was a HERO and MARTYR who loved his daughter and was never abusive!