I’d like to announce the start of the Manboobz Bingo Card project!
I’m going to use a custom bingo card generator to produce personalized Bingo cards to add to your enjoyment of Man Boobz threads and general Manosphere browsing.
And if you all are into it, we could even use them for a sort of Man Boobz Bingo scavenger hunt – that is, threads in which we all arm ourselves with bingo cards (or maybe all share one Bingo card) and search the web for examples to fill up our own cards.
Here are some of the cards I’d like to generate:
Man Boobz Troll Bingo
MRA Bingo
PUA Bingo
Evo Psych Bingo
What I need in order to do this is to generate some lists (let’s say at least 50 items long) of things to put in these various bingo squares.
So I thought I’d invite any of you who are interested to do some brainstorming with me. In the comments below, paste in any ideas you have for any of these lists, and I’ll collect together the best ones to use in the cards. (One idea per line, please, though as many as you want in any particular comment.) Please specify which bingo card your idea would work best on; there may be some overlap.
And if you have any ideas for other Bingo Cards, let me know!
Oh, and here’s The Fall, with Bingo Master’s Breakout.
Thanks! *takes a bow*
Trolls:
I was going to be TEH BESTEST FEMINIST EVAH but your mean meany meanness has stopped me.
@ Nepenthe – It would have been totally fine if you were calling me out for that. You’re right, there are a lot of things that drive weight loss, and I’d hate to hurt anyone’s feelings with a flippant remark. I’m sorry for that, and that my attempt to call Otis out failed due to my sloppy-ass reading comprehension. Not even my own mighty IQ of 133 can save me from the consequences of bad speed-reading!
@ Dvärghundspossen – That back story was magical.
Otis reminds me of so many things that need to go on the troll card!
“I have a high IQ”
“You started it”
“I’m an average guy, therefore I’m better than all women”
David, you probably want to change “meetings and conference calls” on the bingo card. Also, is “tl;dr” for trolls that refuse to read what’s been written, or for trolls that write something way too long to read?
Not sure what section/card this would go in, but I adore “Stop shaming men and male sexuality, you fat, disgusting, mangina beta orbiter homo.”
Well, it sucks to be you, Otis. I have you beat on IQ by quite a bit, although I’m slightly smaller. Which is good, because I’m also incredibly fast and have learned how to use my small size to my advantage.
I’m also more attractive to most people, because I’m a nice, kind, friendly person.
I feel kinda sorry for you. Your penis is all you really have going for you in life.
@Nova
Indeed, in the case of a tragic farm implement accident, Otis would have absolutely nothing going for him.
Oh, has “misogynist is the new ‘n-word'” been covered yet?
@Nepenthe: Good point.
Otis… no farm implements, do not use a 9mm bullet for an engine fuse and the stuff you see on Jackass shouldn’t be repeated at home…
A Darwin award is not a good idea for you. Because we care and all.
@cloudiah “David Futrelle is actually Paul Elam! Or vice versa!”
Or related to this “David Futrelle is actually a small group of women”
That one always cracks me up.
MRA’s:
ephebophile
rape by envelopment
scented candles
David Futrelle is actually about 45 kittens in a David Futrelle suit.
^^ I have not actually seen any MRAs assert that, but give them time ^^
Cloudiah, that’s the cutest image imaginable. Could at least three kittens be inappropriately peeking out of the suit jacket?
Have we got Men Get Raped Too (But I Only Notice When I’m Arguing With Feminists)? How about Men In Concentration Camps?
I… oh, Oatsy. I hope this isn’t common enough to get a Bingo square. Tip: you can’t defend people from ableism if you refer to them as retards. The slur cancels the warning against “bad taste” right out. And… okay, there’s a leeetle teeny tiny bit of a conflict between knowing, well, anything about AS and using it to excuse a movement that thinks all real psychology is nothing but MAN SYSTEMIZE! WOMAN EMPATHIZE! (But only cognitive empathy, otherwise we might have to admit they aren’t all completely evil!) from responsibility for all the hateful things they say on the grounds that they know not what they do.
@Otis: “so yes, I am superior to women. ”
@aam, I think it’s supposed to be “scented fucking candles” but I’m not positive.
aam: How did we miss those? :O
Wait, what’s this shit about lean mass, height, and IQ? We all know that pull-ups are the true test of superiority!
Who care!
Man number big, woman number little. That why man good! Uuuugh!
A play in Sweden: MURDER THREAT
Actual murder threats: FREE SPEECH
@Nepenthe, Yes, and one should be tucked into the suit pocket like a handkerchief.
@Integral, Ha ha, were you here when NWOSlave identified a YouTube video of an amateur production of the number “Cell Block Tango” (from the musical Chicago) as a feminist training video? Good times…
DaPoet (in the other thread) is providing lots of new troll ones.
“I don’t need a woman. I know how to use a microwave!”
“We can only have peace and quiet when women are gone!”
DaPoet seems hell-bent on earning his own card, in one night.