I’d like to announce the start of the Manboobz Bingo Card project!
I’m going to use a custom bingo card generator to produce personalized Bingo cards to add to your enjoyment of Man Boobz threads and general Manosphere browsing.
And if you all are into it, we could even use them for a sort of Man Boobz Bingo scavenger hunt – that is, threads in which we all arm ourselves with bingo cards (or maybe all share one Bingo card) and search the web for examples to fill up our own cards.
Here are some of the cards I’d like to generate:
Man Boobz Troll Bingo
MRA Bingo
PUA Bingo
Evo Psych Bingo
What I need in order to do this is to generate some lists (let’s say at least 50 items long) of things to put in these various bingo squares.
So I thought I’d invite any of you who are interested to do some brainstorming with me. In the comments below, paste in any ideas you have for any of these lists, and I’ll collect together the best ones to use in the cards. (One idea per line, please, though as many as you want in any particular comment.) Please specify which bingo card your idea would work best on; there may be some overlap.
And if you have any ideas for other Bingo Cards, let me know!
Oh, and here’s The Fall, with Bingo Master’s Breakout.
Trolls
-Grrrl power
-I will go Galt!
-Ladies’ night is misandry!
FMRA bingo anyone?
“I just don’t get on with other women”
“drama”
“Sented candles”
oh man, FMRA rhetoric.
– Well I don’t feel oppressed (and therefore no women are)
Frankly, any instance where they use their personal experience as a solid refutation of misogyny is a good one.
Oh, and that same 50-pound box is much easier to deal with if it’s shaped so that I can get my arms under it and carry it that way.
Should we have a separate card for FMRAs?
OK, some vague memory of the pull ups debate was bothering me when I read Otis’ “Tremble before my mediocrity!” statistics. So I went and did a little research.
In the other thread, Otis mentioned weighing 160 pounds. Twice.* Now he’s a lean 123, which makes me wonder why he’s wasting his time here. Otis, if you’ve managed to drop 37 pounds in seven days, why are you here delivering “truths” to feminists? You have found the secret to weight loss! Go forth and build your fortune in the fitness world! I look forward to your best-selling book and corresponding infomercial.
Alternately, you have contracted a parasite and should probably seek medical attention.
*Citations available upon request.
Trolls:
Obviously false life story.
FMRA’s –
I don’t need to vote, and neither do any other women.
Men don’t want to marry sluts.
David Futrelle is actually Paul Elam! Or vice versa!
@Otis,
Actually, a 117 IQ puts you in the slightly above average range for both men and women. Congratulations! That and about a buck fifty will buy you a cup of Starbuck’s finest.
It’s unfortunate that you squander your slightly above average intelligence stalking feminist websites and promoting crackpot racism. We have no control over our innate potential, but we have a huge amount of control over what we choose to do with it. For those aspects that you have control over, I’m decidedly unimpressed.
@Fitzy
Total mass is generally much higher than lean mass, which is everything but fat. I weigh about 275, but my lean mass is around 130.
Interestingly (at least to me), parasites in their final hosts generally consume very, very little of their host’s energy resources, on the order of a half a percent. If you’re looking to lose weight via tapeworm, you’re likely to be disappointed. (Any significant weight loss is probably due to anorexia from having a six foot long worm crawling around in one’s gut.)
With extreme weight loss, think cancer, a metabolic disorder, a problem with absorption, or a mental illness. (All of which are serious and none of which are treatable with a dose of albendazole. This is why, aside from body shaming issues, I never comment on people’s weight loss. 🙁 )
/parasitologist and pedant
To make up for all that:
MRAs/trolls:
$Inanimate object is better than/replaces women.
I can use a microwave!
Fitzy, he’s saying that 123 is his lean weight, ie no fat. So he may not actually be contradiction himself.
But Imma point out right now that I’m 6 feet tall, 230 pounds (some of that is boobs) and have an IQ so high the test couldn’t accurately measure it.
I’M BETTER THEN EVERYONE!
@ Nepenthe, Sarah – Cool deal. I thought the “lean” was a reference to his physique, not his weight minus fat. And I didn’t know that about parasites. I learn more and more from this site.
So I owe two apologies. One, I’m sorry if anyone felt that I was body-shaming, that wasn’t my intent and I extend a heartfelt apology. And two, Otis, if I misread your statement, I am sorry.
@Nepenthe:
I was raised to believe that women should be worshipped and that their every whim should be catered to. As a teenager I therefore spent millions of hours and dollars on driving the girl I had a major crush on to her football playing boyfriend whenever she felt like paying him a visit. He hit her and raped her and treated her like crap, but she said to me that she’d still rather be with an evil football player than a nice guy like me.
One day the girl came home to my house and said she wanted to have sex with me. Happily I pulled out a condom and we did it. Afterwards, she grabbed the condom and ran into the bath room. I thought this was a bit weird, but didn’t give it much thought.
Then I didn’t hear from her for a while. I was devastated, since I thought that after she wanted to have sex with me, she was gonna be my girlfriend.
Nine months later she called me and told me that she’d used the sperm in the condom to impregnate herself. She wanted to have a baby, but she didn’t want a husband. She just wanted to be left alone with her baby and her bonbons. Now it was time for me to pay child support!
By that time I was unemployed, after the state I live in had made it illegal to hire white heterosexual males. I told her I didn’t have any money. She brought the case the court, and the court decided that I had to give her a million dollars next day, or else I would be sent to prison. I had no choice but to rob a bank. And I got sent to prison for ten years for attempted robbery.
When I finally got out, I got sent to prison for another five years for failing to pay child support.
When I finally got out, the mother of my daughter called the court and said our child was actually the result of me raping her. I got sent to prison for another twenty years for rape.
When I was finally out of prison for good, I went to visit my little daughter. I said to her mother that I was willing to forgive her for everything, if only she’d allow me to visit my little girl from time to time. I was standing on her porch telling her all this. Suddenly, I heard a shriek from inside the house. It was my daughter. She was screaming “MUM MUM THERE’S A MAN ON THE PORCH! CALL THE POLICE BEFORE HE RAPES AND MURDERS US!”. It was too late. The woman I was once in love with, the woman I’d driven millions of miles to her football player boyfriend, the woman who had sent me to prison, had raised our daughter a feminist.
I’m shorter than the average person, weigh less than the average person but I can lift 11 gallon barrels (UK gallons) and have an IQ that was around 160 last time I took a test.
Unlike Otis, I don’t think that the last two things mean I am WINNING!!!11! – I am winning because I’m not enough of an utter fucking twithead to think other people are bad if they are taller than me or can’t lift as much.
Or untreated type 1 diabetes. Makes you lose weight like crazy, because your body can’t absorb the energy in the food any longer. Before there was insuline, everyone with type 1 diabetes would die within a year or so of getting the disease.
FRMA
-I respect myself, unlike those “sluts”
-Feminists want to force all women to have careers.
-I love men, so I can’t be a feminist.
-It’s feminists’ fault most families need two incomes to be middle class.
-Women are so catty!
-What have feminists ever done for me?
-Feminists want me to put my kids in daycare.
-I’m a woman, so it’s impossible for me to be a misogynist.
“You need to tone down your rhetoric so you can attract male allies.”
“Nice guys”
@Sarah
Ceiling effects ftw.
But you are totally superior because you are taller. :-p
@Fitzy
I totally didn’t mean to imply that you were body shaming! I think it’s pretty clear that 37 pounds in 7 days would be a significant and completely unprecedented feat. The only way I know for a person of Odiose’s purported size to lose 37 pounds in a week is amputation.
FRMA:
“Feminists want me to give up my femininity, which = lipstick/high heels/lingerie.”
@Dvärghundspossen
That was great.
Dvärghundspossen, that… that was beautiful. *wipes away a tear*
Darth Odious the Stanky reminds us that there should be a “desperately needs to feel better than women” space on every category’s card.
Trolls:
Fat jokes
Rape jokes
Concern trolling
Not getting what ‘man boobz’ is supposed to mean
Pretty much anything Owly says
MRA:
Obvious shitthatneverhappened.tl/dr
Misandrist justice system
Women dating other men and not MEEEEE
Feminists are the real sexists because women
Slut shaming good, creep shaming bad
@@Dvärghundspossen
I’ve added your tragic life story to the Manboobz Greatest Hits Hall of Fame
Bravo!