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The “boy crisis” in schools explained: “We dumbed it all down and added a healthy dose of ‘pretty’ to give the girls [an] advantage.”

Let’s take another quick trip over to the Men’s Rights subreddit to learn the dirty secret behind the superior performance of girls in schools these days: the machinations of unmuzzled feminists!

Funcuz, could you please show your work, as they say in school.

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lauralot89
8 years ago

Most people get that whole difference between self and others thing sorted out as toddlers, but I guess he skipped that developmental step somehow.

I’ve got it! NWO is the Death Eater who got his head magically deaged to infancy in the Department of Mysteries! That explains why he’s old enough to hold a job, yet still has the mental and emotional maturity of a preschooler.

Katelisa
Katelisa
8 years ago

@NWO: My condescending tone was directed at _you_. Not all men everywhere. I am condescending towards hateful people, it’s one of my many faults.

@Polliwog: Sadly, young boys suffer from the current rigid gender roles as much as (or even more than) girls do, and I think the “too cool for school” mindset is a fairly clear example of that.

drst
drst
8 years ago

This site is dedicated to ridiculing men and glorifying women. You come here to ridicule men and glorify women.

@Owly – Uh, no. We’re here to mock misogyny. Which is the hatred of women, which can be committed by anyone of any gender. I’m starting to think you MRAs have some sort of weird selective blindness that you can’t read the site header. What’s up with that?

I will give you that mocking and ridiculing are pretty much the same thing. There’s no “glorifying” mission statement about anyone though. Also there’ve been a fair number of posts ridiculing the female MRAs, so I’m not sure how anyone who has moderate long term memory can claim this site glorifies women unconditionally.

nwoslave
8 years ago

@pecunium
“You are a troll because you make unsupported claims and expect people to take them seriously.”

Ya mean like 1 in 4 women in college are raped, or women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes for the same job? Ya mean stuff like that that’s been repeated on these very pages? Yeah, that’d be big old lies alrighty.

What do you expect from a straight, white man? I’m in the default oppressor category. I live a life of luxury and ease. I have straight privilege, white privilege and man privilege. That’d be a lie as well, but we here in feminist land we run with that lie as well.
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“You are reviled because you think 8 year olds are trying to frustrate you by “acting sexy” in their bathing suits.”

Only 8 year olds? You can do better than that. Can’t ya? Hell, I’ve been accused of raping 4 year olds on these very pages. C’mon, I’m the evil bad man, reviled as it were. When I see an 8 year old I ask her if she has a younger sister.
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“It’s not that you criticise women, it’s that you loathe them, and think they ought to be beaten in the streets.”

Criticizing a single solitary woman is hatred of all women. Where have you been? And I only think women should be beaten in the streets twice a month, not every day. Besides, we can generalize about all men, white men and so on. What makes women so special they can’t be generalized about? Gee, is it bad to hold everyone to the same yardstick I’m held to?

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
8 years ago

“If you say that all women are liars, which is the truth. Every woman has lied so all women are liars.”

Do you have a problem with the idea that men are, by that definition, liars also? Or does any piece of crap a man says (you, for instance) become TRUTH because a man happened to say it?

You’re so fucking stupid I’m surprised your head hasn’t imploded. And that’s not a comment about the other three-billion-odd men on the planet. It’s a comment about you, one specific person. That’s the difference you don’t seem to grasp.

lauralot89
8 years ago

C’mon, I’m the evil bad man, reviled as it were.

I JUST OFFERED TO KNIT YOU A FUCKING SWEATER.

I wasn’t even being sarcastic. But carry on with your persecution complex if you must.

inurashii
inurashii
8 years ago

Fascinating how we’re like “We don’t say things about all men. You’re wrong.”

And Owly’s like

“OF COURSE I’M WRONG BECAUSE I’M A MAN AND YOU SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE AUTOMATICALLY WRONG”

Truly, his powers of ignoring inconvenient truths is a powerful, yet boring, schtick.

Amused
8 years ago

I stick with my earlier assessment that NWO is a bot.

Fitzy
Fitzy
8 years ago

Truly, his powers of ignoring inconvenient truths is a powerful, yet boring, schtick.

Gah! inurashii, are you trying to make them all show up at once?

lauralot89
8 years ago

Gah! inurashii, are you trying to make them all show up at once?

Fitzy
Fitzy
8 years ago

@lauralot – now you’re making me wish that I had more free time. Your knitting has made me think about crocheting amigurumi dolls of all the trolls. NWO would be a little cow in silver acrylic chains, I think.

lauralot89
8 years ago

But can you crochet a doll with varying morning and evening heights?

cloudiah
8 years ago

I JUST OFFERED TO KNIT YOU A FUCKING SWEATER.

Clearly this is an evil feminist ploy. (A) You would probably use the scratchy wool. (B) Owly is allergic to wool and can only wear leather, thanks to his long, grueling years as a milk machine technician. Even his socks are leather. (C) It would probably be a turtleneck, specially made to constrict slowly and nearly imperceptibly, eventually strangling him in his sleep.* If his lanolin allergies don’t kill him first.

*That is the most adverbs I have ever used in once sentence. Yonkers!

lauralot89
8 years ago

Oh, silly me, I forgot about the long and glorious tradition of women killing men with handcrafted garments. Reaches back all the way to the shirt of Nessus, it does.

Fitzy
Fitzy
8 years ago

A doll with morning and evening heights wouldn’t be too hard – I’d just have to figure in for some folding/accordion action. Of course, that would leave the stuffing badly distributed, so the taller doll would probably crumple in the middle and collapse to one side. Which just might add to the authenticity, since we could call it putting the doll in “meltdown mode.”

pecunium
8 years ago

NWO: Ya mean like 1 in 4 women in college are raped, or women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes for the same job? Ya mean stuff like that that’s been repeated on these very pages? Yeah, that’d be big old lies alrighty.

There you go again.

You don’t like those facts? Fine. You want to dispute them, get some evidence. Because citations supporting those claims were made. You ignored them, pretended they weren’t but that’s your problem, not mine.

What do you expect from a straight, white man? I’m in the default oppressor category. I live a life of luxury and ease. I have straight privilege, white privilege and man privilege. That’d be a lie as well, but we here in feminist land we run with that lie as well.

Dude…I’m a straight white man too.

It’s not that you are straight, nor that you are white. It’s that you are an asshole, and wrong.

“You are reviled because you think 8 year olds are trying to frustrate you by “acting sexy” in their bathing suits.”

Only 8 year olds? You can do better than that. Can’t ya? Hell, I’ve been accused of raping 4 year olds on these very pages

Are you going to deny what I said, or merely try to deflect it by claiming other people have made false accusations.†

“It’s not that you criticise women, it’s that you loathe them, and think they ought to be beaten in the streets.”

Criticizing a single solitary woman is hatred of all women. Where have you been? And I only think women should be beaten in the streets twice a month, not every day. Besides, we can generalize about all men, white men and so on. What makes women so special they can’t be generalized about? Gee, is it bad to hold everyone to the same yardstick I’m held to?

Dude… you don’t criticise a woman. You don’t even critcise women. You attack them. You lie about them. You say they should be “escalated” against; made to fear men. You said they ought to be enslaved.

Not saying shit like that is the standard we hold everyone to. It’s just that most (You, Meller, AntZ, being among the few exeptions) can’t manage even that level of human decency.

You have the effrontery to dress yourself up as a paragon of virtue; because you have an ugly religious belief to go with it, but it’s not that you are religious, it’ that you use it to justify harming people.

† If you have been accused, why haven’t the police been at your door? All it takes is a woman’s word, right? If one of the women here wanted to they could go to the police, and a subpoena would go to wordpress and your ISP would get one, and you’d be in jail, right?

inurashii
inurashii
8 years ago

Fitzy, idea — make a doll top half and a doll bottom half, both fully stuffed. The middle section is a spring with a knit cover, and on either side is a loop and button. To shorten the doll, you compress the string and fasten both loops to the buttons to hold the doll together. To lengthen, release the loops and the doll will expand. 😀

ShadetheDruid
8 years ago

What about a Russian doll style sorta thing? The shorter doll would be stuffed, and the taller doll would be like a cover that slips over the top.

/random idea of someone who has no idea about this area of crafts

Fitzy
Fitzy
8 years ago

@ inurashii, Shade – both workable! Damn, now I really wish I had more time to do these. Maybe when my husband gets home in December. I’ll have to brainstorm and look for patterns until then. More ideas are welcome!

Kim
Kim
8 years ago

If you say, “Oh Owly, dearest, sweetie, how can you live with yourself, crawl out of you mommys basement and stop rage wanking.” You get an A++ for ridiculing a man.

Reading comprehension fail. We are ridiculing you because you are saying stupid things. That you are a man is incidental. We would ridicule a woman saying the same things.

Amnesia
Amnesia
8 years ago

@skeptifem
Hey, I’m reading that book right now! As someone who grew up with particular revulsion for homework, it’s been a treat so far.

Dvärghundspossen
8 years ago

@Polliwog: I totally think we have the same thing going on here in Sweden, and that your explanation is spot-on. And I should add that this could also explain why men tend to dominate when you reach really high academic positions (at least it could be part of the explanation). The higher you get, the more you need self-confidence, not just the ability to work hard. This might also be one reason why philosophy is much more male-dominated than the other humanities. I think philosophy might require a bit more confidence and a belief that you’re great and coming up with great ideas than, say, history.

Camilla Kills
Camilla Kills
8 years ago

Ferdinand Bauer isn’t going to appreciate funcuzs dismissal of botanical illustration as an evil of feminism or a girl only behavior….