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What do women want? Ask a dude. Ask an awesome dude.

Oh, ladies, you poor, deluded ladies, so unaware of the basic facts about yourselves. If only you had an objective source for information on the mystery that is you! Happily, a Men’s Rights Redditor by the name of nigglereddit has decided to throw a giant clue your way:

You may want to step back and take a look at the entire thread here, especially nigglereddit’s original post about the different ways he and his wife have responded to being new parents, in which he mocks his wife for what sounds very much like undiagnosed postpartum depression, blaming her misery not on brain chemistry or sleep deprivation or any of a zillion other things that tend to stress out new mothers but on all those terrible women’s magazines and books and TV shows she reads and/or watches.

Also, he pats himself on the back for being a totally cool and awesome dude who handles both his job and his duties as a father in a super awesome way — way better than his wife handles her new motherhood — because he’s a man, damnit, and totally able to see the world in an objective way.

Needless to day, this meaty slab of misogynist shitthatneverthappened got dozens up upvotes from the r/mensrights regulars.

Thanks to r/againstmensrights for pointing me to this terrible post.

EDITED TO ADD:

Speaking of which, the good folks at r/againstmensrights have assembled these handy guides to the shittiest comments in the shitty r/mensrights thread. A-one and a-two.

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Historophilia
Historophilia
12 years ago

That list makes kittens cry.

It has also borked my brain.

“Will enthusiastically perform any sex act immediately upon my request.”

“Virgin, but willing to learn.”

How do I logic?

Also don’t even get me started on:

“Non-educated and not politically minded.”

So you don’t want her to be literate and numerate? Dude, how’s she supposed to buy all that food and cleaning products if she can’t read and she can’t count? How’s she supposed to read recipes and measure stuff out?

freitag235
freitag235
12 years ago

MRA want self-starting blow-up dolls who will adore them and be their willing slaves. Not real women with real personalities and real ideas and real emotions, just blow-up dolls who cook and clean. This is why they dream of sex robots.

Historophilia
Historophilia
12 years ago

Well sex robots wouldn’t need to eat so that means they could never get fat! And would remain 18 for ever!

Why is it that MRA’s are so scared of women who are not super skinny and are older than about 21?

Crys
Crys
12 years ago

It makes sense that they want sex robots, because I don’t know a single person who would be ok with that list

drashizu
drashizu
12 years ago

I can’t really understand why someone would want to delineate ahead of time all the little traits their SO-of-the-future must have. I can’t even like the idea of it, let alone want to put it into practice and actually FIND someone who fits all the bullet points on my (nonexistent) list. Isn’t part of liking someone liking the opportunity to connect with a human being who isn’t YOU? (Or a clone of you, or a severely limited mental bookmark of [Other Person] created by you to fill an archetype like “girlfriend” or “wife” or “lover”…)

It’s thrilling to know that another person, another whole, unique, self-defined person who’s different from YOU, nevertheless finds you worthy of spending time with. You want to be surprised by them, you want to see all the ways in which they’re different from you because that proves that you are likable to someone who isn’t you (or head-clone-bookmark you). You’re attracted to them at least in part because you’re interested in their unique perspective on the world, so you’re pleased every time they make you think in a different way than you did before. If you pre-define everything that they have to be and do and think… you’re not connecting with a real person anymore. It’s just more YOU. And you might as well be alone in the universe.

I guess I just perceive relationships as an opportunity to broaden my own horizons and try new things, whereas it appears that Mojo just wants an opportunity to enforce order on his world in the form of a person. He doesn’t want his horizons to be broadened; he’d rather keep everything in his life under strict control, thanks.

It seems to me, though, that aside from things that one truly finds non-negotiable, which for me includes really basic things like respecting human life and dignity (in the form of not murdering/abusing/raping/etc.), the details should be left to the person whose personhood it is. So that they can show you the details, in the process of showing you who they really are.

Fembot
12 years ago

“Accepts that the entire damn house is my ‘man cave.’”

Oh hell no. I decorate the house, and if my husband doesn’t like he can sleep outside. Men pretend not to care about this stuff, but you should see how proud my husband looks when guests compliment us on our beautiful home. And he is always the first to offer a grand tour.

“Curtsies whenever I walk in the room.”

From a list of stupid things, this stands out as ridiculously stupid.

And what is an HB10?

Pam
Pam
12 years ago

And what is an HB10?

A Hot Babe who’s rated a 10 out of 10.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
12 years ago

They do not appear to view it as creating a partnership with another human so much as purchasing a product or hiring an employee.

Fembot
12 years ago

Is it any coincidence that a man with a list like this is also an MRA and incel? Thin bisexual virgin supermodels with no education aren’t falling out of the sky– THAT’S MISANDRY!

Naira
Naira
12 years ago

@Pecunium

Very easily I’m mis-remembering, then. Been a long time since I’ve had to use it.

princessbonbon
12 years ago

Reading the post that the list comes from, I am just so glad this list was expressly created to avoid having to ever have a woman be interested in him.

Also:

promiscuity and suitability as relationship material are inversely correlated.

“but only if you are a girl, cuz guys can do anything they want. Women can only have cats and not orgasms.”

valerienorth
valerienorth
12 years ago

When i read these dudes I always hear Emily Prentiss in my head now because of that Criminal Minds commercial.
“He’s not only anti-social, he’s probably delusional as well.” Emily P.

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In the unlikely event that one of these slimeballs did get into a relationship* with a virginal woman, he’d end up complaining because she didn’t know how to do all the things he’s been watching on porn all these years.

*this is stretching the meaning of ‘relationship’ beyond all recognition

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

Also notice our dear friend troll sunshinemary showing up in the comments as “thewomanandthedragon.”

Is she ever not going on about spinsters and such? What a creep.

Fembot
12 years ago

I think Sunshine Mary is a dood. The way he/she linked to that “article” featuring a picture of a naked woman was just too much.

Fembot
12 years ago

Here’s a disturbing bit from Mr. List:

I’m not going to potter around for years on welfare before I die smelling of cat piss. I’m going to have a fucking ball. I’m going to spend my days playing guitars, riding motorbikes, drinking with cool dudes, traveling the world, and banging sluts/hookers. And then when I’m too old, arthritic and impotent to do any of that, I’m going to check myself out courtesy of the Smith and Wesson retirement plan and go meet my maker.

Fembot
12 years ago

It’s funny how he says this:

“Unwaveringly loyal, even if I cheat.”

And then this:

“promiscuity and suitability as relationship material are inversely correlated.”

And then this:

“I’m going to spend my days…banging sluts/hookers.”

None of which is contradictory because penis.

Niktike
Niktike
12 years ago

Oh silly Fembot, don’t you know that “promiscuity” is a word that only applies to women and their one-good-use-only vaginas?

bekabot
bekabot
12 years ago

How about:

“Bisexual and open to the idea of threesomes.”

“Virgin, but willing to learn.”

Now, let’s see. What’s incompatible about these two ideas?

1) “Bisexual”

2) “Virgin”

I leave it to you…

lowquacks
lowquacks
12 years ago

@bekabot

You can have a sexual orientation without sexual experience.

freitag235
freitag235
12 years ago

WRT “teh lits o thngs I deserf in a female”:

Sara
Sara
12 years ago

Boy do I feel sorry for his wife! I have a newborn right now and I would go batty without the support, help, and encouragement from hubby. There’s the physical recovery on top of virtually no sleep. Breast feeding is very demanding in the first weeks and omg how I need his support now more than ever! Do not envy this chick one bit. Just thought I’d share, thanks.

Fembot
12 years ago

@lowquacks

I think the point is that in Mojo’s case bisexual doesn’t mean “prefers both genders,” but more likely means “willing to experiment with women for the purpose of turning me on.”

lowquacks
lowquacks
12 years ago

@Fembot

That’s probably what Mojo meant, but someone could certainly be a bisexual virgin who is open or not open to the idea of threesomes. There’s no contradiction there.

Fembot
12 years ago

@Lowquacks

Yes, Absolutely.