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“You can’t have social equality for women without sexual equality for men,” and other completely baffling Men’s Rights slogans.

Over on the Men’s Rights subreddit, a bunch of the locals are doing a little brainstorming, hoping to come up with a pithy slogan or two for posters that will allow them to better sell their alleged movement to the misandrist masses.

The results so far are, well, intriguing. The front-runner, so far, is this highly upvoted one from deluks917, though as you can see it has received some criticism:

Chernab0g’s contribution is short and to the point:

This one from unexpecteditem is a bit perplexing:

And this one from The_Real_Johnny_Utah is, if anything, even more unexpected than the one from unexpecteditem:

SuicideBanana seems to have a little trouble with his pith. Also, “huh?” Cthulufunk tries his best to play the race card, but unfortunately does not seem to be playing with a full deck:

Neofool’s slogan seems a bit defensive:

Oddly, none of them mentioned the “wicked new slogan” that Counter-Feminist Philosopher King Fidelbogen unveiled earlier this year: “Feminism spreads lies like a fly spreads germs.”

It’s frankly quite bizarre that MRAs haven’t SWARMED (get it? get it?) around this slogan yet. Not only is it clearly the greatest slogan since “The Best Part of Waking Up is Folgers in Your Cup,” but it also comes with a little graphic (see here on the right) that someone made for Mr. Bogen.

And no, despite its endearing amateurness it wasn’t put together as a joke by anyone here.

As wonderful as all these slogans are I think we can do a better job than the Reddit MRAs; after all, most of us know a lot more about the MRA than do most MRAs themselves. So have at it!

Oh, and speaking of posters, these have been going up recently in Vancouver. The r/MRer’s aren’t happy about it.

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Alex
12 years ago

MRAs came to Vancouver with posters. Vancouver said no.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

When I was a boy, women loved, adored and protected me, but then I turned into a man; what happened?

You became a no longer adorable grown-ass-adult and people expected you to take care of yourself? You started posting on r/mr? I wonder.

Also, I could swear I’ve seen those exact words quoted here on Manboobz before. It seems to be an r/mr meme.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
12 years ago

What. The. Fuck. Is men’s sexual equality? Do I want to know? Is this going to put me off lunch?

Dvärghundspossen
Dvärghundspossen
12 years ago

I misread the headline at first. I read “You can’t have social equality for men without social equality for women”. Which would be true, one gender can’t logically have equality while the other one has inequality.

Dvärghundspossen
Dvärghundspossen
12 years ago

My guess is that they DO mean that men must have an equal chance of getting laid, you know, because any woman can get any man she wants to any time, and men can’t, and that’s unfair… and somehow connected to social justice issues.

Kat
Kat
12 years ago

Wow. I’m pretty scared by this sexual equality for men thing. Given their attitude to sexual violence this could mean any of several very disturbing things.

Simon J. Broome
12 years ago

Perhaps it is the case that there are as many different types of man as there are types of woman.

And that’s not even getting into the variations upon gender…

hermionesotter
12 years ago

Reminds me of this video, in which anti-abortionists basically showed themselves up as generally unthinking and prone to regurgitating talking points rather than giving the issue any real serious consideration. MRAs have much the same appearance. What do they actually believe, in concrete terms? What do they agree on? What the hell happened in Tunguska a century ago? (Well, it’s just as clear)

mandaray
12 years ago

If they took a second to listen, they’d probably realize that very few feminists hate men. And hey, even if they did, hating women for hating men only gets us–you guessed it–more hate. What a great solution! /sarcasm

Also, in answer to SuicideBanana’s question… acting like a child is only cute when you’re a child. Once you’re a grownup, it’s no longer endearing. Therefore, if you are acting like a spoiled, whiny brat and your driver’s license says you’re over the age of 16…the world at large is no longer required to give you the benefit of the doubt for your whining. It’s actually a very simple equation.

freitag235
freitag235
12 years ago

OK, now I am very confused and I’m not ashamed to ask for help. WTF does “You can’t have social equality for women without sexual equality for men” actually mean???

Karalora
Karalora
12 years ago

I think Dvärghundspossen has the right of it. They think “equality” means men should be able to get laid as easily as they believe women can get laid–i.e. automatically.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Why, oh why, won’t women treat me like an adorable child? Also, women should be more grown up (unlike me – I get to be a kid forever). Also they should let me have sex with them, because if they don’t that’s discrimination.

Dear MRAs – be more careful about who you let create your slogans, because these guys aren’t exactly putting your best foot forward.

Anna
Anna
12 years ago

Wow. I’m pretty scared by this sexual equality for men thing. Given their attitude to sexual violence this could mean any of several very disturbing things.

Yeah, I really can’t think of any concrete examples of what he means by ‘sexual equality’ that don’t involve some form of legalised rape o_o

Amnesia
Amnesia
12 years ago

When I was a boy, women loved, adored and protected me hoped I would grow out of it eventually, but then I turned into a man and couldn’t use childishness as an excuse for my selfishness anymore; What happened?

FTFY

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

I think Dvärghundspossen has the right of it. They think “equality” means men should be able to get laid as easily as they believe women can get laid–i.e. automatically.

MRA’s deny all of the real types of privilege, like white, male, hetero, and cis privilege. But they invented their own privilege of “can find sexual partners”. Based on that logic, they are the most oppressed people in the world if they can’t find a girlfriend willing to put up with them. This is also why they feel entitled to have feminists help them get laid, because their concerns are much more important than something like a right to bodily autonomy or protection from housing and job discrimination.

RubyHypatia
RubyHypatia
12 years ago

Sexual equality for men? So their sexuality should be shamed as well?

Naira
Naira
12 years ago

MRA’s deny all of the real types of privilege, like white, male, hetero, and cis privilege. But they invented their own privilege of “can find sexual partners”. Based on that logic, they are the most oppressed people in the world if they can’t find a girlfriend willing to put up with them.

Well, if since they couldn’t find a legitimate way to be oppressed, making it up is the next best option. And the odd-occasional “It may LOOK like it favors men, but REALLY it is…[insert BS here]…”

Because most mainstream religions really do favor women and shame men for being what they are. /sarcasm

freitag235
freitag235
12 years ago

This old-fashioned cat is mystified by teh misandry. I’m still trying to figure out how the scented fucking candles are misandry. What are fucking candles, anyway? Not that I’m an expert on dildos, but fucking candles seem…uncomfortable? Sharp edges? Or are fucking candles shaped differently?

And “sexual equality” I do not get. Where’s an MRA with an explanation when you need one?!?

Karalora
Karalora
12 years ago

There’s a New Age shop around here that sells penis-shaped candles. I just thought I’d mention that. I don’t think they’re scented, though.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Actually I think I’ve decoded the tagline. What it means is that if women won’t let men have sex with us whenever they feel like it, they (or the MRAs at least) won’t let us have social equality (or any other kind of equality).

That they don’t see the inherent contradiction in saying that you’ll let a group of people be equal only if they agree to be your sex slaves is unsurprising given who we’re dealing with. But still sad.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
12 years ago

Re fucking candles:

I’d be worried about it breaking and/or melting and leaving … bits. I guess it’s misandry because anal toys can get, uh, lost, whereas a malfunctioning candle in a vagina would at least not wander around.

Yeah. Scented fucking candles sound like a terrible idea.

Karalora
Karalora
12 years ago

@Nepenthe
Melting wouldn’t be a problem since most waxes have a melting point well above human body temperature. Breaking might be, in which case I would recommend using beeswax since it’s less brittle than paraffin.

Niktike
Niktike
12 years ago

Men’s rights: the radical notion that women are mean doodyheads who won’t sleep with me and that’s UNFAAAIIIRRR

Morchella
Morchella
12 years ago

Wait, someone actually suggested, “The Men’s Rights Movement: not all of us are rapists!” ?!

Chernab0g, honey, you’re trolling too subtlely.

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