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MRA futurist: “We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future.”

Unlike women, men never urinate outside. Except for this one dude.

Our dear friend over at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog is worried about filthy sluts. And when he says filthy, he means filthy: these are gals, he tells us, who quite literally “piss and take dumps everywhere but a toilet.”

To see examples of this new breed of sluts, he tells us, we need look no further than reality TV or any woman’s dorm:

There have been plenty of examples from Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore pissing outside like a pet to college chicks taking dumps in showers

He’s also discovered evidence of this new filthy slut epidemic on the reality show Bad Girls Club Mexico, on which, much to his surprise, he recently witnessed one of the aforementioned “bad girls” acting in a manner that was, as they say in Newspeak, doubleplusungood. In one scene, he reports

one of the bad girls really has to piss.  She’s in a limo with the other bad girls so she finds a bucket, pulls down her skirt, and pisses into the bucket.  Later, when she exits the limo, she gives the piss filled bucket to some guy to deal with.

That last part is a very apt metaphor for how men have to clean up after women.  Whether its men building plumbing systems to efficiently deal with waste, or having to deal with a bucket of women’s piss, it’s all the same.

Uh, have you ever visited a nursing home? Nearly 90 percent of direct-care workers, many of whom literally spend their days dealing with piss and shit, are women. Most of them earn less than $20,000 a year; many personal care aides earn only about half that.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude upon this little fantasy of his with some actual, you know, facts. He continues:

Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women.  Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is.  We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future.  Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store.

Sorry, dude. The only ladies in my life who need a litter box are these gals here:

In a previous post on the epidemic of filthy sluttiness, Mr. Pro-Male/Anti-feminist Tech worried about encountering some of these dirty women himself:

In the future, this is going to be something I’m going to have to watch with my women.  I naturally assumed that any woman I get now or in the future would know how to wash themselves since they are presumably functioning adults.  This is no longer an assumption I can make.  As soon as this starts being a problem, I’m heading back to being celibate.  I’m not a cleanliness freak by a long shot, but this is seriously disgusting, and I don’t want to know what organisms are growing on these filthy sluts.  I knew there would get to a point where I would be heading back to celibacy, but I didn’t think it would have to do with women having a lack of hygiene.

Happily, though, the (alleged) increasingly disgusting behavior of today’s women will have one very salutary side-effect: it will help to further the anti-feminist tech revolution.

This will add another reason for guys to use alternatives to women such as porn now and VR sex in the future.  All of those “virtual women” know how to wash themselves.  If things are going the way of women getting increasingly filthy, then it’s another reason that virtual women will be superior to real women.

Clean? Maybe. Safe? Never. Just wait until you go to the bathroom one morning and find a red ring of death on your penis.

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Ugh
Ugh
9 years ago

It’s funny how quickly they run away when confronted with the fact that they are in a hate movement. Like, what did they think would happen, that we’d play careful rhetorical games to avoid mentioning it?

Fembot
9 years ago

Just found this on The Spearhead by Jim. Yet MORE talk of taking away women’s right to vote.

You know what you guys should be pushing for if you want real change? The repeal of the 19th Amendment. Allowing women to vote is why the state is where it’s at. It is designed to cater to women and men are irrelevant in it. It’s why those who founded the USA didn’t include them to begin with but what did they know? The lapdogs of the STATE, the MEDIA continuously promote the notion that they were old white male slave owners simply to marginalize the documents they wrote. Today God is booed and tomorrow the Constitution will be.

Oh BTW that same media calls us all a hate group. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US.

Duh, I wonder why?

RubyHypatia
RubyHypatia
9 years ago

hellkell, I said, “When a woman acts badly, it reflects poorly on her entire gender. THAT’S HOW MISOGYNISTS THINK.” Please don’t take what I say out of context.

gelar
gelar
9 years ago

Oh BTW that same media calls us all a hate group. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US.

Well, no, not the real MRAs. They’ve emerged from the media onslaught quite unscathed, no doubt through their uncanny ability to act as if they don’t exist.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

Oh, and on the off-chance you’re a) still here and b) speaking in good faith, Mr Stodem, try reading this link. The Southern Poverty Law Centre has identified the MRM as a hate movement, including your precious Mr Elam:

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all-issues/2012/spring/misogyny-the-sites

Viscaria
Viscaria
9 years ago

Please don’t take what I say out of context.

Ruby, it was more of a matter of Hellkell putting your words into context — the context of your posting history. But w/e, I have no time for your classist, Just-World-Hypothesis believin’, sexist, rape apologism today.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
9 years ago

I am a frequent visitor of AVfM. I am well aware of what my actually movement stands for, and it isn’t misogyny.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

I mean it’s not misogyny if you just hate the feminists and bitches, rite.

For depressing lulz, follow the links to Elly Tams’ other writings from her article about second wave feminism on the front page.

On an, um, other note, I see that Stefan Molyneux has finally scraped the bottom of the barrel with his ladle and has decided to submit articles to AVfM.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Ruby, fuck off. You’d love it if we took what you say out of context. Because the context is generally ignorant, racist, classist, mean, and did I mention ignorant?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

Hey, does linking to the Southern Poverty Law Center make things go into moderation? I posted their MRM page’s link and my comment’s disappeared.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Were there a lot of links? Sometimes that will do it.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
9 years ago

Dudebro sayin elam is totally moderate, please post links to sites you think are extreme.

Please, pick an article for me that you actually consider misogynistic so we can get a handle on where you are coming from.

Also, Ruby shut up already. I’m sick and tired of hearing you prate on about which group of people you want to see hurt or miserable. As for misogynistic thinking, please refer to your own bathroom mirror, miss women totally marry for money unless its me cause I chose based on compatibility.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

No, just their URL. I mentioned them by name and that they identify the MRM as a hate group. Mr Gates playing up, maybe?

cloudiah
9 years ago

Who is Stefan Molyneux? I know I could just google it but I’m kinda in the mood to be spoonfed info right now.

EEB
EEB
9 years ago

Abortion is the right to choose not to have another organism use your body. You already do have that right; it’s what keeps you from involuntary organ donation.

Yeah, exactly. Christ on a cracker, I have had this discussion SO MANY TIMES with anti-choice folks on facebook (I am thisthisthis close to defriending some people; I’m weighing the benefits of keeping in touch with old friends and family against having to see anti-choice propoganda posters covering my page). I used to ask people if a father should be forced, by law, to give a life-saving kidney to his seven-year-old daughter. I can’t tell you the number of times I have had people say that no, that would be wrong, abhorrant as it is it should be his choice whether to let his (actually, unambiguously alive, thinking, feeling) daughter die…but women should still be forced to bring any pregnancy to term. I used to think that was the best argument out there re: abortion (well, it was one of the arguments that convinced me), but I have met too many people who are perfectly fine holding those two beliefs in their head at once.

But then, the GOP platform wants to extend 14th Ammendment rights to a fertilized egg, while saying nothing about women, who still haven’t been formally recognized as being entitled to 14th Ammendment rights. So, that fertilized egg has more constitutional rights than it’s mother…until it’s born female, I guess. (Which brings in an interesting question regarding ultrasounds…do she become a lesser being then, or do we wait until she takes her first breath?) Not to mention that every single one of the anti-choice dipshits I know on facebook are both a) very pro-war (and when I point out all the innocents–including children!–dying by bombs and drone strikes, are like, well, necessary sarcrifices so we can continue our way of life) and b) against health care reform, even though lack of medical care results in an awful lot of dead kids; the infant mortality rate alone could be significantly lowered by increasing access to prenatal care. Obviously, consistancy means nothing, and some people are perfectly fine with the belief that fetuses should have more rights than born children. (Which is one of the many, many reasons I absolutely refuse to call these people “pro-life”.)

cloudiah
9 years ago

Kitteh, Sometimes things go into the spam filter for no good reason. David will catch eventually, or you can email him by clicking his head up near the top right…

nwoslave
9 years ago

Still bitching about being called a bad name? Awwwww! Surely there’s more interesting stuff to talk about. Like WWIII, just like I told ya it would happen wayyy back when. But you’re too stuuuuupiiiiddddd.

I was over at pandagon, another source of unbiased informative wealth. Good old Amanda is yammering on and on about all the deaths in the middle east due to that dandy film. She’s of course blaming the Christian right. Bad old Christians of course. The blame is falling all over the place except where it belongs.

Guess where the blame belongs???? Why the fucking lefties as usual. They just can’t stop ridiculing everything that doesn’t fall into their precious socialist agenda. What a peach that film was. Lefties just can’t shut the fuck up. They think it’s their solemn duty to stop and shit at every church or mosque they pass.

If some [slur redacted –DF] stuffs a chicken up his ass, puts on a nuns outfit and parades around NYC, all the lefties line up to cheer the diversity. Lefties love to ridicule Christians especially, however, the muslim world ain’t quite as forgiving. Drop a cross into a jar a piss and the lefties demand we call it art. It’s a shame Christians are so forgiving, maybe you lefties would actually learn some manners.

Wheres the celebrating diversity when it comes to faiths? Oh no, no, noooooooo. You smug leftie fucks walk around with an air of superiority. Well guess what kiddies, your numbers almost up. We’ve got a really big show about to start all because you disrespectful fucks can’t keep your all knowing yaps shut.

If the brain dead, Amanda had an inkling of integrity she’d place the blame where it belongs. But Oh no, the holier than thou left can do no wrong. Can’t wait till the all too soon collapse comes.

Why not cruise over there and ask amanda what started the whole ruckus???? Hmmmm??? Why it’s so much easier to blame everyone but the fucking lefties who can’t keep their collective disrespectful mouths shut.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

KIttehs’ Unpaid Help: that’s weird. Maybe the WordPress is having fits tonight.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

Cloudia, hellkell, ta. I’ll let it brew, lol. No biggie.

::holds spoonful of icecream to cloudiah::

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
9 years ago

@cloudiah, he’s an anarcho-capitalist (sorta) podcaster/professional Internet Libertarian. He was saying “take the red pill” before the MRM ever thought of driving that particular Matrix reference into the ground and then beating that dead horse with a fiery stick.

Now that I recall, he actually already got pretty close to the bottom of the barrel when he interviewed GirlWritesCrap in April:

Those familiar with the MRM will find many of his ideas quite familiar, although I can’t recollect any real bald misogyny on his part.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

I wonder if the MRAs have even the slightest notion that not everyone has seen The Matrix, or intends to, or knows its references … way to make your movement even less relevant.

First I read about all this ‘red pill’ nonsense (and I still don’t know what it means in the film because I’m not interested enough to look it up) had me thinking it was some glorified version of Viagra.

Which, for this bunch of tossers, seems appropriate.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
9 years ago

What the fuck is FDR and defooing?

I found one site, but since its talking to insiders it isn’t explaining things particularly well.

Ugh
Ugh
9 years ago

@NWO

Most of the filmakers were Evangelical Christians. They were not by any definition “The Left.”

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/09/muhammad-film-consultant-sam-bacile-is-not-israeli-and-not-a-real-name/262290/

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
9 years ago

Tulgey, from what I’ve picked up, he’s also running some kind of cult. Several ex members are holding him responsible for advice to a young troubled boy to ditch his entire family and his subsequent suicide.

Aparently,Stefans wife is up on disciplinary hearings with the Ontario Board of Psychology, related to the unsound and unacredited advice she’s been giving.

Shiraz
Shiraz
9 years ago

Someone can’t stop abusing question marks….but then again, it does make the sputtering rage all the more vivid. And while I read NWO’s post, the grouping of words made no sense, and I kept hearing the honking noise that used to stand in for adults’ voices in all those Charlie Brown/Peanuts cartoons.

Huh, weird.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
9 years ago

Is it just me or does NWOSlave not appear to pass a Turing test? It just seems that words generated by a human being would have… I dunno… some coherence. A bit.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
9 years ago

“who can’t keep their collective disrespectful mouths shut.”

Says NWO, renowned for his tact, diplomacy and respectful views of lives not his own.

Welp. There’s my proof that God doesn’t give a shit. There’s no way I should have been able toi type that second line without derisive laughter echoing grom above.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

Huh, weird.

Owly in a nutshell.

Guy Noir
Guy Noir
9 years ago

@Tulgey Logger

I always thought the blue-pill/red-pill thing was a political reference, never realized it was from The Matrix. Thanks for clearing that one up for me.

Wow, the MRM seems way cornier to me now.

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

We’ve got a really big show about to start all because you disrespectful fucks can’t keep your all knowing yaps shut.

Ooh, I can’t wait.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
9 years ago

What the fuck is FDR and defooing?

FDR = Freedomain Radio. It originally referred to his podcast, and now can refer more broadly to the online community surrounding it.

“defooing” breaks down to “De-FOO-ing”: Removing oneself from/cutting off contact with one’s family-of-origin (FOO (not a term he made up, but he ran with it)) if that family is abusive. Or at least it started that way: it seems to have been expanded into “if that family (or your friends) disagree that the State is immoral.”

Tulgey, from what I’ve picked up, he’s also running some kind of cult. Several ex members are holding him responsible for advice to a young troubled boy to ditch his entire family and his subsequent suicide.

I was aware of the “cult” line, but I hadn’t heard about the suicide issue until just now. The “FDR as cult” argument centers around Molyneux’s alleged charismatic control of FDR’s members and the practice of defooing. I haven’t been in touch with FDR several years, but while I don’t believe FDR is a cult, I can definitely see the toxicity in the views Molyneux espouses.

Pam
Pam
9 years ago

(Which is one of the many, many reasons I absolutely refuse to call these people “pro-life”.)

They’re pro-birth, not pro-life.

EEB
EEB
9 years ago

@clairedammit

I know, right? Like, he’s trying to be all threatening and scary, but after months of reading this blog and seeing the “activism” MRAs get up to, I mostly just wanna say, “aw, bless your heart” and give him a little head-pat.

‘Course, I always remember that a fucked up, angry conspiricy theorist once blew up a federal building, so there’s always a little bit of fear in the back of my mind when I hear people who talk like nwoslave making threats.

But. Yeah. He’s also an MRA who seems to think annoying people on feminist blogs by posting incoherant ravings is an act of heroism, so. “Aw, bless your heart, Owly.” *pats his head*

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

They’re pro-birth, not pro-life.

Or more particularly, pro forced birth.

Gametime
9 years ago

Yeah, NWO, Christians are so oppressed that they only make up the vast majority of elected representatives in the United States. BLUBBLUBLUBBLUBLUB SO HAAAARD

(Why do I even bother with this? It’s like taking the time to respond to someone shouting about how dogs are vegetables.)

leftwingfox
9 years ago

I haven’t been in touch with FDR several years, but while I don’t believe FDR is a cult, I can definitely see the toxicity in the views Molyneux espouses.

The Rick Ross Institute has a few references on his group, largely due to the defoo/suicide. The site has IMHO a very sober definition of what defines a “cult”, and the methods by which they become abusive.

http://www.rickross.com/reference/freedomain/freedomain1.html

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

EEB, part of me hopes that we’re doing a public service letting some trolls blow of steam here rather than actually try to make good on their threats.

Here’s a kitten for anyone who needs one. NWO, you too, even.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri8EuR7nVTY&

tasblacksmith
tasblacksmith
9 years ago

NWO wrong about everything.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

It’s like taking the time to respond to someone shouting about how dogs are vegetables.

But they are! I saw a dog this morning that was totally a piece of broccoli!

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

dogs are vegetables

Never say never.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
9 years ago

Oh, and apparently he made a video in which he defended the statement “feminism is socialism with panties”:

http://www.fdrliberated.com/stefan-molyneux-and-the-wax-wings-affair/

Man, am I glad I stopped paying attention to that guy.

cloudiah
9 years ago

Thanks for all the Molyneux information (and the icecream)!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

And speaking of vegetable dogs

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
9 years ago

a) very pro-war (and when I point out all the innocents–including children!–dying by bombs and drone strikes, are like, well, necessary sarcrifices so we can continue our way of life)

This drives me nuts-a very much wanted fetus and its mother are killed but that is okay because “war has casualties” but a woman in the western world who does not want a baby, nope, she has to have it or else.

And the or else can be pretty bad.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
9 years ago

And of course it’s fine to kill those foreign devils, isn’t it?

captainbathrobe
captainbathrobe
9 years ago

If dogs are vegetables, then super dogs must be…SUPER VEGETABLES!

That would be ten different kinds of awesome.

Viscaria
Viscaria
9 years ago

These aren’t vegetable dogs, but they are food that looks like a cute not-food thing.

captainbathrobe
captainbathrobe
9 years ago

What’s really amusing is that OWL slave really seems to think he’s some kind of slave, rather than a whiney, entitled, bitter old wanker.

teiresias
teiresias
9 years ago

slavey, weren’t you stickruled from Pandagon a month ago?

princessbonbon
9 years ago

And of course it’s fine to kill those foreign devils, isn’t it?

They certainly seem to think so. (I have a more conflicted view of war but then I am not anti-choice or unwilling to understand nuance.)