Our dear friend over at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog is worried about filthy sluts. And when he says filthy, he means filthy: these are gals, he tells us, who quite literally “piss and take dumps everywhere but a toilet.”
To see examples of this new breed of sluts, he tells us, we need look no further than reality TV or any woman’s dorm:
There have been plenty of examples from Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore pissing outside like a pet to college chicks taking dumps in showers.
He’s also discovered evidence of this new filthy slut epidemic on the reality show Bad Girls Club Mexico, on which, much to his surprise, he recently witnessed one of the aforementioned “bad girls” acting in a manner that was, as they say in Newspeak, doubleplusungood. In one scene, he reports
one of the bad girls really has to piss. She’s in a limo with the other bad girls so she finds a bucket, pulls down her skirt, and pisses into the bucket. Later, when she exits the limo, she gives the piss filled bucket to some guy to deal with.
That last part is a very apt metaphor for how men have to clean up after women. Whether its men building plumbing systems to efficiently deal with waste, or having to deal with a bucket of women’s piss, it’s all the same.
Uh, have you ever visited a nursing home? Nearly 90 percent of direct-care workers, many of whom literally spend their days dealing with piss and shit, are women. Most of them earn less than $20,000 a year; many personal care aides earn only about half that.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude upon this little fantasy of his with some actual, you know, facts. He continues:
Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women. Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is. We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future. Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store.
Sorry, dude. The only ladies in my life who need a litter box are these gals here:
In a previous post on the epidemic of filthy sluttiness, Mr. Pro-Male/Anti-feminist Tech worried about encountering some of these dirty women himself:
In the future, this is going to be something I’m going to have to watch with my women. I naturally assumed that any woman I get now or in the future would know how to wash themselves since they are presumably functioning adults. This is no longer an assumption I can make. As soon as this starts being a problem, I’m heading back to being celibate. I’m not a cleanliness freak by a long shot, but this is seriously disgusting, and I don’t want to know what organisms are growing on these filthy sluts. I knew there would get to a point where I would be heading back to celibacy, but I didn’t think it would have to do with women having a lack of hygiene.
Happily, though, the (alleged) increasingly disgusting behavior of today’s women will have one very salutary side-effect: it will help to further the anti-feminist tech revolution.
This will add another reason for guys to use alternatives to women such as porn now and VR sex in the future. All of those “virtual women” know how to wash themselves. If things are going the way of women getting increasingly filthy, then it’s another reason that virtual women will be superior to real women.
Clean? Maybe. Safe? Never. Just wait until you go to the bathroom one morning and find a red ring of death on your penis.
All this infection talk makes me think about and dread the day when antibiotics no longer work… WTF will we do? There’s literally NO other medication that is even NEAR as important as antibiotics.
When I worked in the home service I once talked to an old lady who had been a nurse when antibiotics first arrived. They had this guy at the hospital who was dying from an infected wound. The chief doctor thought he should be the first to try this new “miracle drug” they’d just received… At least it couldn’t get any worse than it already was. So they pumped a big dose of antibiotics into him. The next day he was VISIBLY recovering; he was lucid, sitting up in the bed and talking to people. Everybody’s jaws just DROPPED. Of course, bacteria back then had zero resistance to antibiotics, so it was a real miracle worker at first. And even if the results from giving somebody a dose of antibiotics today are rarely quite as dramatic, it’s still SO important to us.
I know several people, myself included, who got UTIs before they ever had sex. They’re REALLY fucking common. I take cranberry pills religiously to try to avoid them. Pissing acid is not a pleasant feeling.
The chutzpah of attacking women for peeing somewhere other than a bathroom coming from dudes who, well, LOOK AT THE PHOTO for crying out loud. I saw dudes peeing in public long before I ever saw a guy naked in private.
This just basically is the entire MRA worldview innit? “my women” – nothing more than possessions to accumulate and discard that have owners, meaning a man. “any woman I get” – because women are acquired objects, not people. You do not enter into a mutual relationship with another human. You obtain a woman. Kind of like getting a new car battery.
@drst
I noticed that language, too. The ownership mentality of some of these people is vile.
@Dvärghundspossen
That freaks me out, too. And apparently there’s no money in it, so we aren’t researching antibiotics??? I don’t know if that’s true — I just saw it alleged in an article somewhere.
Females are going to evolve to have one hole where everything comes and goes like a duck. Much easier to keep clean.
UTIs are the worst. Peeing is ridiculously painful, plus you have to pee constantly.
If peeing starts to hurt and you can afford to go to the doctor, do it. Do it right away. Don’t try cranberry juice first. Unless you’re some sort of super-person who laughs in the face of pain and having to pee all the time. And yeah, like thebionicmommy said, UTIs can become kidney infections. Also, if I recall correctly, the drugs they give you (there are generally two, the antibiotic and something else that is supposed to numb your bladder and turn your pee a shocking shade of orange) are pretty cheap.
I had several UTIs when I was in my early 20s, and they were all when I was in relationships. I haven’t had any since I became religious about peeing after sex.
@Blitzgal: Yeah, it’s true. There’s much more money in researching meds for various more or less chronic conditions that are common in the Western world today, than trying to find something to replace antibiotics when it doesn’t work any longer. So nobody’s really doing it.
Oh please, I lived for many years in a city centre flat right next to a pub, a row of guys pissing outside every Friday and Saturday night, twenty feet from my kitchen window. I’m sure it had urinals but they couldn’t be bothered to wait on a busy night.
Agreed Carrie. When a man acts badly, it only reflects poorly on him as an individual. When a woman acts badly, it reflects poorly on her entire gender. That’s how misogynists think. BTW, public women’s restrooms are just as busy as the men’s restrooms.
@Dvärghundspossen
I don’t even understand how that’s possible — infection is ubiquitous. Everyone needs antibiotics at some point for one thing or another. How can there be no money in them? That’s sad.
That “new fad” of going diaperless for babies is in fact, not new. It was appropriated from other cultures, I can’t remeber which one/s.
Why any western woman would choose to housebind herself in this way is beyond me.
@Blitzgal: Well, I’m not an expert, but as I’ve understood things…
If you try to find, say, a new alzeimer medication, there’s existing research you can build on, and you have an okay possibility to find something that improves enough on earlier meds for it to be a big success, and then you’re gonna make lots of money. If you try to find a replacement for antibiotics, well, that’s apparently SUPER TRICKY to come up with, so you’re gonna spend HUGE amounts of money on your research with only a small chance of success. Now IF you’d succeed you’re gonna become like the richest person ever at some point in the future, but there might still be a much higher expected profit (profit minus research costs multiplied by probability you’re actually gonna make said profit) on the Alzeimer option.
After the guy ranting about how it’s totes his right to have skidmarks and women should just deal with it, I’m not hearing any MRA when they talk about hygiene.
Ruby:
Not exactly, but you’re not doing us any favors.
The Google bestowed this upon me when I googled:
http://www.gsk.com/media/pressreleases/2012/2012-pressrelease-1104282.htm
Back in the 1980s, early to mid nineties, I think it was true there was no money in it but since the bacteria/viruses have evolved (look, see evolution is real creationist cretins) to be resistant to what we had, there is now money in researching it.
Unfortunately since the private sector could not be bothered and government funding is limited, what the WHO said is accurate since it takes a long time to research a med.
Considering the me-too drugs that Big Pharma foist on us and make buckets of money (in the US anyway) off of, they have plenty to spend on research that may not even go anywhere at this time (from what I understand, most of the HIV drugs came from research done by the government after the War on Cancer^TM was started by Nixon on cancers so not like they could not find something down the line.)
However they would rather spend more money on media blitzes then on research.
(look, see evolution is real creationist cretins)
But where are the bacteria evolving into super dogs???!!!1111one
Man, my dad and brothers would be thrilled if my mom and I would be willing to pee outside. They’re all Boy Scouts and love to go camping, the more remote the better. My mother thankfully agrees with me that being without showers or toilets and sleeping on the ground is called “torture” not “vacation”. So we drop them off at the campsite, go check into a cheap motel, then meet up with them in the morning to go hiking and whatnot during the day, and go back to our beds and toilets in the evening. Also, I have not-so-fond memories of being stuck in the car and having to pee one roadtrip. We were terribly late (four kids, you never get out the door on time) so my dad yelled “Can’t you go in a bottle?” and my mom icily replied, “No, she can’t, she’s a girl, find a place to stop.”
My brother told me that he won’t marry a woman who can’t pee outside. I think he may actually have had that on his OK Cupid profile at one point.
@thebionicmommy
Oh god yes, UTI’s need to be properly treated. It makes me so glad I’m in the UK and can get to the doctor when I need it.
Particularly the first time I had one when I didn’t initially realize what it was and (TMI warning) had blood in my urine and (super TMI warning) ended up peeing up what looked like a blood clot.
It was the single post painful thing I’ve ever experienced. (Which probably makes me sound like a wimp by jeeeee-eeeeezus it hurt!).
But when the Doctor gave me a short course of antibiotics I woke up the next morning and it was almost gone, dealt with it so quickly thank god.
Somebody show these dudes theFoul Bachelorette Frog meme so they can flip out even more
Devon, PA
Yeah, the new bacteria resistant drugs are very scary, because as like princessbonbon’s link showed, the bacteria evolve faster than people can develop medicines. So in the war between drugs and bugs, the bugs are winning.
I had a MRSA infection a few years ago, and it made me very sick. It started out as what appeared to be a large spider bite, but it was an abscess that turned into cellulitis. I figured out it came from me just nicking my leg while shaving. My son got it from me, and he was very sick with a high fever and bad pain. I really fear the day that staph eventually becomes resistant to all drugs, even vancomyacin, so simple cuts in the skin could cause death. It doesn’t take long for an infected wound to become sepsis, and without antibiotics, what can you do?
So my rant on the issue is for people to stop asking for antibiotics for viral infections. Penicillin does nothing for the common cold, so don’t bully your doctors into giving you drugs you don’t need. Also, people don’t need antibacterial soap or cleaning products. Regular soap does just as well without helping bacteria develop resistance to drugs.
/rant
look, see evolution is real creationist cretins
I tried to use the whole proven virus evolution thing (talking about HIV specifically) in a debate with my conservative uncle about evolution. His response: “Well, that proves my point that there has never been a mutation that’s proven to be beneficial.”
Me: “What are you talking about? I just showed how mutations in the virus keep us from being able to kill it,”
Uncle: “Exactly! How is that beneficial to us?”
Me: “Uh. It’s not. But it’s really freaking beneficial to the virus.”
And then he basically kept arguing that point until my only response was “…” because, wow. Like, that is how screwed up the whole “man is the center of the universe” thinking can make a person. And what’s sad is he’s actually a really smart guy, a computer engineer who has been working on computers since the early 70s. He designed a lot of the programs the California community colleges use and did a lot with networking…uh…stuff? (I try to listen and understand his job, truly, but my understanding of computers is limited to knowing how to restart my laptop and then take it to the shop if it still won’t work.)
I’m horribly tempted to suggest you point him in the direction of genetic algorithms…
No, I know it’s painful. That’s not wimpy at all. I practically crawled into the hospital when I had the kidney infection. It’s right up there with childbirth for pain.
With the MRSA, the urgent care doctor did an incision and drainage on the abscess without any numbing cream or pain meds. I let him know I was not John Wayne, that I was not trying to win a trophy for pain endurance, and to either stop cutting or give me some drugs.
That is an odd thing to say when it comes to trying to disprove evolution.
However there are beneficial bacterium that have evolved-http://www.outsourcing-pharma.com/Preclinical-Research/GM-bacteria-used-as-cancer-treatment
Although technically that was something that was modified by us so he could dive into the intelligent design nonsense.
To that I say:
http://articles.cnn.com/2000-02-11/health/probiotics.health.wmd_1_lactobacillus-gg-probiotics-yogurt?_s=PM:HEALTH
Sometimes it is easier (or just faster) to modify a bacteria then to do the careful checking of the 30,000 named species to see which one works best on helping humans.