Our dear friend over at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog is worried about filthy sluts. And when he says filthy, he means filthy: these are gals, he tells us, who quite literally “piss and take dumps everywhere but a toilet.”
To see examples of this new breed of sluts, he tells us, we need look no further than reality TV or any woman’s dorm:
There have been plenty of examples from Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore pissing outside like a pet to college chicks taking dumps in showers.
He’s also discovered evidence of this new filthy slut epidemic on the reality show Bad Girls Club Mexico, on which, much to his surprise, he recently witnessed one of the aforementioned “bad girls” acting in a manner that was, as they say in Newspeak, doubleplusungood. In one scene, he reports
one of the bad girls really has to piss. She’s in a limo with the other bad girls so she finds a bucket, pulls down her skirt, and pisses into the bucket. Later, when she exits the limo, she gives the piss filled bucket to some guy to deal with.
That last part is a very apt metaphor for how men have to clean up after women. Whether its men building plumbing systems to efficiently deal with waste, or having to deal with a bucket of women’s piss, it’s all the same.
Uh, have you ever visited a nursing home? Nearly 90 percent of direct-care workers, many of whom literally spend their days dealing with piss and shit, are women. Most of them earn less than $20,000 a year; many personal care aides earn only about half that.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude upon this little fantasy of his with some actual, you know, facts. He continues:
Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women. Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is. We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future. Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store.
Sorry, dude. The only ladies in my life who need a litter box are these gals here:
In a previous post on the epidemic of filthy sluttiness, Mr. Pro-Male/Anti-feminist Tech worried about encountering some of these dirty women himself:
In the future, this is going to be something I’m going to have to watch with my women. I naturally assumed that any woman I get now or in the future would know how to wash themselves since they are presumably functioning adults. This is no longer an assumption I can make. As soon as this starts being a problem, I’m heading back to being celibate. I’m not a cleanliness freak by a long shot, but this is seriously disgusting, and I don’t want to know what organisms are growing on these filthy sluts. I knew there would get to a point where I would be heading back to celibacy, but I didn’t think it would have to do with women having a lack of hygiene.
Happily, though, the (alleged) increasingly disgusting behavior of today’s women will have one very salutary side-effect: it will help to further the anti-feminist tech revolution.
This will add another reason for guys to use alternatives to women such as porn now and VR sex in the future. All of those “virtual women” know how to wash themselves. If things are going the way of women getting increasingly filthy, then it’s another reason that virtual women will be superior to real women.
Clean? Maybe. Safe? Never. Just wait until you go to the bathroom one morning and find a red ring of death on your penis.
one time when i was in college of the dudes on my hall took a shit in one of the showers and then set in on fire
What do you want to bet this guy has a stash of golden shower and scheisse porn on his hard drive.
another time i walked into the bathroom and one of the stalls was just floor to ceiling smeared with shit
The best police report to cross the ER desk recently:
“I observed the suspect urinating in a mailbox. I ordered him to cease. He turned to face me, still urinating. At this point I informed him he was under arrest.”
Well these fellows have me upset, it scares me that so many of my fellow transhumanists out there fall so heavily into the MRA/MGTOW crowd. I honestly wish I could disassociate them from my beliefs, and the particular school of thought I follow with regards to futurism does somewhat disregard people as disgustingly hateful as that, but it’s still kind of sad to see your own beliefs corrupted in such a way.
Doesn’t it seem like that if one bad example of women gets attention (which is probably staged), the whole gender gets tagged in their eyes.
Women: can’t shit with them, can’t shit without them.
Literally. We did not know how to poop until women came around. Before we just recycled all of our bodily waste products and put them back into being manly. Then suddenly women came around and we had to invent plumbing. This is known as The Fall of Man.
Wow, I’ve seen some serious logical leaps from MRAs before, but this one takes the cake.
FYI, I only go outside when I’m camping. And I hate camping. So basically I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve gone outside.
I’ve seen plenty of (usually drunk) guys pissing on the street or even in the middle of the road. A few dumps have been taken at a street corner too, though luckily I have been spared from witnessing those cases in action. I’ve also heard interesting stories from people whose work included cleaning public / store / golf club toilets (male, female or unisex wasn’t specified).
Maybe the ladies described in the post just wanted to fit in. Equality for all !
I bet promale antifeminest tech doesn’t know shit (ha ha, no pun intended) about plumbing.
One of his commenters said,
Shame on women for being humans that poop and fart! It’s bad enough we breathe, eat, and sleep, but come on.
Actually, it’s a very apt metaphor for how poor people have to clean up after rich people. I was instantly reminded of Mel Brooks’s “Piss Boy” from History of the World.
I’d make a snide comment here about MRA’s getting all their information from reality TV, except that’s not limited to MRA’s, unfortunately.
If we’re setting up public litter trays I would like to make the following requests:
1. Cloth to cover up the act of pissing.
2. An open bar available for all litter-tray users, both to give us something to piss out and also to lower our inhibitions to the point where pissing in public in a vulnerable position is mentally acceptable.
3. A good open bar. With a wide variety of drinks and employing experienced cocktail-makers.
Thank you.
@Blitzgal
When I have to go camping it has to be in places with proper toilets. I know what lurks on the floors of British forest. I am not sticking my genitals anywhere near brambles or stinging nettles, thankyouverymuch.
Honestly when I first saw the headline I thought “Oh, because women have cats and cats sometimes use litter boxes.” But alas, it could not be that.
Hey dipwad over at that blog: REALTY TV SHOWS ARE NOT REALTY. They are staged. Fake. Humans are never that damn interesting.
oh, and I forgot to mention, I’m very good friends with an ex-limo driver, and believe me, that scenario could have been far, far worse. At least she had the decency to use a bucket, if you follow my meaning.
What’s that you say? Drunk people do stupid shit while drunk? College dorms are gross? STOP THE PRESSES! THIS IS…. totally not news.
Is he projecting? Or is he optimistic? (a la the twisted spinster’s thought)
Or is it that the “TV isn’t real life” lecture never stuck?
@Creative Writing Student
Word. I hate pissing outside, I definitely hate shitting outside. Not at all comfortable squatting while trying not to get anything on you while you go. For some terrible reason it seems to be a childhood rite of passage in many middle areas of the country, so I only did it in my childhood when I didn’t have a choice. Girl Scouts.
These are the same guys who think that all women should be kept barefoot and pregnant, right? So exactly what do they think those resulting babies are going to be doing?
Being a mom and a cat owner has basically made me pretty blazeh about vomit, piss and shit. Seriously, my daughter is 3 and mostly potty trained but I still have to wipe her butt after she poops because 3 year olds just don’t do a thorough job. And don’t even get me started on the new mom fad to do “elimination communication” with your newborn infant and forgo diapers altogether and simply learn when you need to run your infant to the toilet so they can go.
Women, inevitably, find themselves saddled with the most poop and pee centered care duties, and most of them are unpaid.
Perhaps these gross women are less of an overarching trend and more of a testament to exactly the caliber of individual these MRA jerkwads are able to attract.
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@Polliwog
Bear steals Pope Hat, craps in forest!
Wait, wasn’t there a misogynist on youtube a while back complaining about some character from Sex & the City being repulsed by finding skid marks in her new boyfriend’s underwear? From I recall, he was talking about how everyone left skid marks al the time, and how unreasonable it was for women to expect men to wipe their own asses? Also, this:
Yeah, I’ve seen that in books from the library on potty training. No thanks. It’s hard enough keeping up with the laundry of cloth diapers. I don’t want to learn how to do a Vulcan mind meld with a baby to know when to take him the toilet. I also use disposable diapers out of the house rather than carry around poopy laundry out in public. I don’t think motherhood should be synonymous with martyrdom.
As for PMAFT, I wonder if he was born potty trained. If not, the odds are good it was his mom that dealt with all of his poop back when he was a baby and toddler.
An interesting quote from that second article you quoted (why did I go through and read it, why?) about UTI’s:
“It turns out that Snooki has a urinary tract infection. She says it’s because of all the sex she’s having, yet most people have sex without ever having a UTI. Clearly, it has to do with her lack of hygiene.”
Er correction mate, most MEN have sex without getting UTI’s, women get them all the time. So either he knows absolutely zero about female biology or in his head women don’t count as “people”.
It also (to my mind, maybe reading too much into this), suggests that he has never actually been in a long-ish term sexual relationship with a woman, as most guys who have will have have encountered their partners getting UTI’s. And if he had then he would know that it’s very rarely to do with hygiene.