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The Man Boobz Street Team Flying Squad goes on a postering blitz!

Sorry to post so late today, but I’ve been super busy helping to coordinate the Man Boobz Street Team Flying Squad in its latest postering blitz. Here are some shots of the team at work in Cleveland, Ohio and Humpy Creek, Alaska.

 

 

And here’s the Man Boobz Misandrymobile we use to transport Street Team members to and from their targets. Don’t worry! As you can see, it’s driven by a man. (You know what they say about women drivers.)

 

 

Keep up the good work, gals!

NOTE: The Man Boobz Street Team Flying Squad is imaginary.

 

 

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aceofsevens
12 years ago

My cat is made out of cat parts.

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

MISANDRY!1!!1111

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

If I join the squad, do I get one of those hats?

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Ahaha, old timey cars. Everything about them is so excellent XD

ithiliana
12 years ago

If it is so imaginary, then why am I having to wash glue out of my hair, hmmmmmmmmmmm????

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Oh noes! David’s gaslighting his own street team! Teh ebil feminists strike again! :O

sthlivingincolor
12 years ago

The Suffragettes were fucking awesome.

That’s all I gotta say.

Now how do I join the team? (I don’t care if it is imaginary, I’m joining.)

Shaenon
12 years ago

Screw that: we’re rolling out the heavy artillery!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1437/4724361619_5831b807b9.jpg

(One of my favorite photos from my alma mater.)

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Cool! And they’ve STILL got the best hats!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Okay, now the Flying Squad really needs to live up to its name literally (after all that’s the only thing MRAs understand … sort of) so I propose something like this. Mainly because I want the bloke on the left’s coat and boots. And because pamphleting from a biplane would be kind of cool.

http://www.psywarrior.com/PilotswLeafletsWWI.jpg

magpie
12 years ago

Just remember to undo the string before you drop the bundle 😉

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Now there’s a loaded comment! ROFL!

BASTA!
BASTA!
12 years ago

Thank you, manboobz, for:

– drawing a parallel between AVfM activity and sufragettes’ struggle
– demonstrating that one has to go back ~100 years for an example of feminist activism that is not motivated by misandry

opium4themasses
12 years ago

@basta eh. Weak sauce. 3 out of 5 Trollies.

I am a guy and have had to deal with the silly shackles of gender norming. I don’t go around blaming the freedom fighters of other gender expressions to get ahead. Maybe when the MRAs stop trying to fight and undermine the Judean Peoples’ Front, they will see the Romans are their oppressors.

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
12 years ago

whut

dude

this is silly and not serious

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
12 years ago

If anything, the ManBoobz Street Team are much snappier dressers than anyone from A Voice for Men.

http://www.victorianweb.org/art/costume/bloomer.jpg

Apparently some Victorian feminists wore bloomer suits but stopped because men were too distracted by their ankles to listen to what the feminists were saying. I have to wonder… how did Victorian men cope with tits?!

blitzgal
12 years ago

Thank you, manboobz, for:

– drawing a parallel between AVfM activity and sufragettes’ struggle
– demonstrating that one has to go back ~100 years for an example of feminist activism that is not motivated by misandry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

blitzgal
12 years ago

Also: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0905-family-killed-20120905,0,7131876.story

Another guy murders the mother of his children, and their children, because she wouldn’t marry him. Because she kinda thought he was, you know, ABUSIVE. But, she was clearly his property, right MRAs?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Also, if men as a group were really that easily distracted (they’re not), then wouldn’t it be terribly unsafe to put them in jobs where their being distracted might cause problems? Guys who whine about women being distracting never seem to realize that they’re basically arguing that men shouldn’t be air traffic controllers, truck drivers, surgeons, etc.

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Oh no, suffragettes were totally motivated by misandry too. After all, the operational definition of ‘misandry’ as MRAs use it is any attempt to reduce the privilege of men. Because men aren’t oppressed on their maleness, and that’s the best MRAs can do on that subject.

blitzgal
12 years ago

Too true, Rutee. In fact, the very existence of women is misandry. I bet you didn’t know that!

leftwingfox
12 years ago

@The Kittehs’ Unpaid Help: WWI flying leathers are TEH AWESOME. 😀

Falconer
12 years ago

@blitzgal: What a horrible story. I’ve heard a story about a woman who got proposed to out of the blue at a party, and the man turned violent and threatening when she turned him down. I think she managed to get away, but I’m sorry to hear another story with a sad ending like that.

The whole concept of machismo is, like, gender norming to the Nth power, and I hate it.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

Another guy murders the mother of his children, and their children, because she wouldn’t marry him. Because she kinda thought he was, you know, ABUSIVE. But, she was clearly his property, right MRAs?

Just now there’s a thread on Reddit wherein MRAs are yet again talking about all the vengeful ways they’d love to hurt women. One guy talks about “breaking every bone” in his spouse’s body “because if I can’t have a nice life, neither can she” (how nice!) and is slightly downvoted, but another who condones murder by arson is given many upvoted. I’m sure Dave is writing about it as we speak.

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