Yesterday, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit in Cincinnati upheld the conviction of a divorced Tennessee dad with the unlikely name of Franklin Delano Jeffries II who, in the midst of a custody battle, decided to post a YouTube video of himself singing a song with the sweet title “Daughterโs Love.โ
The problem was that only a small portion of the song was actually about daughters and love; the rest was about Mr. Jeffriesโ apparent desire to kill the judge overseeing the custody hearings, and possibly others.
As the appeals court judge put it:
The song contains sweet passages about relationships between fathers and daughters and the importance of spending time together. The rest boils into an assortment of the banal (complaints about his ex-wife), the ranting (gripes about lawyers and the legal system) and the menacing (threats to kill the judge if he doesnโt โdo the right thingโ at an upcoming custody hearing). Jeffries set the words to music and created a video of himself performing the song on a guitar painted with an American flag on it. The style is part country, part rap, sometimes on key, and surely therapeutic.ย
Here are the songโs opening verses:
Iโve had enough of this abuse from you.
It has been goinโ on for 13 years.
I have been to war and killed a man.
I donโt care if I go to jail for 2,000 years.
โCause this is my daughter weโre talkinโ about,
And when I come to court this better be the last time.
Iโm not kidding at all, Iโm making this video public
โCause if I have to kill a judge or a lawyer or a woman I donโt care.
One of Jeffriesโ lawyers told the Wall Street Journal that this was all a misunderstood attempt at humor and that his client โnever dreamed this message would get back to the judge,โ a fact seemingly belied by that whole โIโm not kidding at allโ line and the bit that followed about making the video public.
He followed this threat with a brief tribute to his daughter:
I love you; daughters are the beautiful things in my life.
It keeps me going and keeps me alive everyday.
And then it was back to threats (I’ve put the direct threats in bold):
Iโm not kidding, judge, you better listen to me.
I killed a man downrange in war.
I have nothing against you, but Iโm tellinโ you this better be the last court date. โฆ
So I promise you, judge, I will kill a man.
This time better be the last time I end up in court โฆ
And this s___ needs to stop because youโre gonna lose your job.
And I guarantee you, if you donโt stop, Iโll kill you.
โCause I am gonna make a point either way you look at it somebodyโs gotta pay,
And Iโm telling you right now live on the Internet.
So put me in jail and make a big scene. …
So Iโm gonna f___ somebody up, and Iโm going back to war in my head.
So July the 14th is the last time Iโm goinโ to court.
Believe that. Believe that, or Iโll come after you after court. Believe that.
I love my daughter.
Nobodyโs going take her away from me.
โCause I got four years left to make her into an adult.
I got four years left until sheโs eighteen.
So stop this s___ because Iโm getting tired of you,
And I donโt care if everybody sees this Internet site
Because it is the truth and itโs war. โฆ
If fathers donโt have rights or women donโt have their rights or equal visitation,
Get their ass out of office.
โCause you donโt deserve to be a judge and you donโt deserve to live.
You donโt deserve to live in my book.
And youโre gonna get some crazy guy like me after your ass.
And I hope I encourage other dads to go out there and put bombs in their goddamn cars.
Blow โem up โฆ
BOOM!
There went your f___inโ car. I can shoot you. I can kill you. I can
f___ you. Be my friend. Do something right. Serve my daughter.
Well, prosecutors took him up on that offer to “put [him] in jail,” and a jury agreed; Jeffries was sentenced to 18 months for his threats. And now the conviction has been upheld in Circuit Court.
You can read ย rest of the lyrics and the judgeโs opinion here. (Itโs in pdf form.)
I recall one of my mom’s friends also not being able to get custody or visitation because the ex-husband was loaded.
It wasn’t until one of the social service workers asked one of the kids to draw what home life was like with their father and zie drew a bong that things started working out in her favor. Pretty sure she didn’t resort to singing death threats about the judge.
@Cloudiah, the stuff is so incredibly common here that I’d always assumed it was everywhere else, too. It was only last year that I found out it’s essentially only consumed in Canada, especially Western Canada. The More You Know!
I get why it’s not terribly popular anywhere else, though. If I hadn’t been raised on it, I probably wouldn’t have any interest in a clam-and-tomato beverage. Horrifying in concept, delicious in execution!
It wasnโt until one of the social service workers asked one of the kids to draw what home life was like with their father and zie drew a bong
Awesome kid is awesome.
I had no idea Caesars were a Canadian thing. I knew the Vodka Slime was a strictly Alberta phenomenon, but never knew the Caesar was local too.
My dad and uncle used to drink Coors Light and Clamato. They called them “Bloody Bullets”. I love the scent of beer, Clamato and Doritos together. Reminds me of Dad. ๐
Vodka Slime is an Alberta thing??? Really? I mean, I hate those, but they’re such a generic sweet vodka drink I assumed they were everywhere! Apparently we have all the weird local drinks. I wonder if everyone else has weird local drinks o_O.
Caesars are more popular here than anywhere else in the country. The drink was invented in Calgary, in what eventually became the Westin.
I have never heard of such a drink. Clams and tomatoes? I don’t know about that.
My favorite drink in the 90’s was a Zima with a Jolly Rancher dropped in. XD If I make a mixed drink now, it’s just using one of those Mojito mixes and Admiral Nelson rum. Or I’ll mix Sunny Delight and tequila. My first preference is still beer, though.
That’s just brought back happy memories of this brilliant ad:
Sorry about that – I thought YouTube videos embedded automatically?
Youtube video embeddings are minions of the Blockquote Empire, sometimes they refuse to work. Just not as often as blockquotes.
Whetherby, you used HTTPS. It has to be HTTP.
NWO probably would just applaud a man like Karen’s (ex)husband for what they did and say something about millions of dollars in child support, argelbargle, misandry, free birth control, argelbargle, fart.
On much more pleasant topics, Argenti, I’m someone who almost always prefers beer, but when it comes to mixed drinks, I’m a fan of tequilla in orange juice. Not sure if there’s an actual name for that, but it’s pretty good IMO. Also, I’m of the opinion that hard cider is better cold, but not bad room temperature if it’s a decent brand. I can’t really stomach most liquors aside from tequilla anymore, but when I could, amaretto was a nice go to for me, to me it tastes pretty good straight, but is also good in coffee or with a sour mix. A lot of folks make fun of me that a chocolate cake shot is the only shot I can really do anymore (biting into a sugared lemon wedge just after the shot of amaretto) but it’s delicious!
I will pass on the clam juice, I don’t do seafood in general (and yeah, I’m in the states, so idk if I could even find it). Kahula works at room temp? I’d have figured it was milk based and needed to be cold, hmm…
Thanks for the ideas guys!
*Kahluah — spelling, I can haz it!
I may end up going with my vodka and mango juice, since I’m pretty sure no one is going to touch mango juice (particularly not my father, since mango = exotic = bad, because he really is that much of an asshole)
Oh, we’re doing drinks now? ๐
For mixed drinks, I usually try to stick to a one clear/one opaque drink rule, because i’ve always thought that it worked better than other combos for some reason. ๐ My drink of choice, therefore, is either vodka and coke, or Southern Comfort and lemonade.
Kahluah works at any temperature! (I like it in my coffee, too. Also that Starbuck’s brand coffee liqeur. Liquere? Spelling, how does it work?)
Bailiey’s is cream based, and it can be kept in the cupboard, Both Mr H and my mom do, though they prefer to keep it in their bellies!
I had no idea the Vodka Slime was a Calgary thing, that’s very cool to know. I do know about Cesar’s though. Mr H drinks them like they’re going out of style, wheras I think they look and smell nasty. Doesn’t stop me from licking the celery salt off his glass rim, though. (Clam+tomato? Gross, for realz).
Have you heard of the “Alberta Red Eye”? Supposedly beer+clamato, but I think that one is consumed mainly in anecdote.
Caesars are probably my favourite mixed drink, but if I want something sweeter I’ll go for a gin and tonic. Drink more wine than mixed drinks, though. This is a fun topic!
Halite: I can attest that the Alberta Red Eye is a real drink, and I am directly related to people who actually like it (the “Bloody Bullet” variation noted above)
I have yet to find a bar outside Alberta that knows what a Vodka Slime is, despite being _the_ college drink of choice back in 1996 or so.
Not sure why “Clam and Tomato” is throwing people. “Manhattan” Clam chowder is tomato-based, rather than cream based.
My personal drinks are Pale Ales (Old Speckled Hen especially), and Gin and Tonic. Hard liquor alone does not agree with my stomach. =(
LOL at the Aldi’s tea ad!
But yes, I like beer, and my favorite is the classic, Bud Light. Someday I want to go on a tour of the Anheiser Busch brewery and see the clydesdales.
Old Speckled Hen
That was one of my dad’s favourites! He was a big fan of ales.
It’s not clam and tomato that seems odd (I thought of Manhattan clam chowder too), it’s clam beverage.
Budweiser Clydesdales! I love Clydesdales, they are adorbz. My parents have Amish neighbors who have a few Clydesadales and I’ve no idea why, but the Clydesdales appeal to me most out of all their horses.
True story, a friend of mine cried when we first saw this commercial air during the 2006 superbowl. *crosses fingers that vid embeds*
http://youtu.be/veQAJ4qlltU
@Leftwingfox
That’s seriously nasty (according my personal taste buds, YMMV, of course). I was so hopeful that one was an urban legend. Isn’t there a version of that with an egg in it, or am I misremembering?
For beers, I love darker ones – brown and scotch ales and all the stout I can carry. If anyone is in the YYC area, I can’t reccomend Wild Rose Brewery http://www.wildrosebrewery.com/ enough. All of their brews are amazeballs, and their food is super duper good too. (Goat cheese appetizer, and mac n cheese entree FTW). You can buy bottles, but they’re hard to come by outside of Alberta. (And don’t even *try* ordering that shit in Saskatoon. If looks could kill …) They also do seasonal brews which are fantastic. I didn’t get to enjoy their summer brew this year – AF23 Pale Ale (orangey!) – but I should be un-pregnant just in time to enjoy their Nocturnale winter brew!
@ TheBionicMommy
The Busch Clydesdales come to the Calgary Stampede every year. They are just as wonderous in person as you could hope for! I love love love the heavy horse tent and events ๐
Mmm, beer is good! I like white ales! And red ales! And brown ales! And stouts!…I just like beer.
Wow. I’d noticed that there were a lot of Canadians in this group, but holy cow, I had no idea so many of us Albertans hung out here.
My dad took to Warthog ale in a big, big way when Big Rock first started shipping across Alberta. (Not much of a beer drinker, my own self.)
@ostara, wow that commercial was so sweet. That right there is a crowning moment of heartwarming.
I love the one about the end of prohibition, too.