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Roosh the PUA dude: Women are “lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.”

Some holes are treacherous.

Our dear friend Roosh, the pickup guru, has written some (self-published) books! One of them is called Day Bang. It’s an instructional manual for dudes who want to know how to convince ladies to have sex with them … in the daytime. It contains this bit of wisdom:

When it comes to how you view the girls you’re approaching, I’d be careful about having too much respect for them. While I’m not saying you should hate women, my initial impression of them is that they’re lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.

Yeah, nothing even vaguely hateful about reducing women to a body part.

I know all too well that putting them on a pedestal will make it challenging to get to sex within a short amount of time since girls can literally feel when you value their pussy. It’s a fact that nothing dries up an individual pussy more than if it suspects it’s being idolized by a man.

And nothing makes a woman’s vagina dry up and sew itself shut faster than learning that the guy macking on her is relying on a book that describes women as if they are their vaginas, and vice versa.

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ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

Cliff-that’s what I said, they are false.Now go put on your thinking cap and think about it.

cloudiah
12 years ago

Hi Pell.

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

Did anyone else notice “ThatGirl” post a quote without actually putting anything in quotation marks or blockquote?

Perhaps Dr.Pell doesn’t believe that some dogshit written by a dingbat is worthy of a quote. After all, it’s not like he’s quoting Hemingway lol

katz
12 years ago

So…you are Pell?

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

ThatProbablyNotAGirl, all the examples I gave were of someone who was actually raped, but never got any justice, mostly for terrible reasons.

Now it’s just insult to fucking injury that you’re using the fact that many rapists aren’t brought to justice to explain why women are evil false rape accusers.

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

Pell, you’re a good comedy act, but like all comedians, you need to leave the actual rape of actual humans the fuck out of your act.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

Oh, Uncle Ernie? He doesn’t like people who don’t use blockquotes – he told mama so the day before he died.

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

Calm down “Cliff” or whatever your actual female sex name is. Don’t blow a gasket because you cannot refute anything I write.

katz
12 years ago

…You didn’t leave any kids with Uncle Ernie, did you? 8o

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

Cliff-I’msure that there are some cases of rape rape, as Whoopi would say, but they are very rare. I’m a lot older than you and I have never personally known of even one case.

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

ThatGirl, I’m not calm.

You’re defending rapists over technicalities.

I think you lose.

(P.S.: Saying “whatever your actual female sex name is” is kinda funny considering we all know you’re Christopher Pell.)

katz
12 years ago

Odds that someone would tell Pell they were raped: 0.0%

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

I’m a lot older than you and I have never personally known of even one case.

The fact that you’re either astonishingly oblivious, or get off on telling rape victims why their case didn’t count, is not a great argument.

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

…You didn’t leave any kids with Uncle Ernie, did you? 8o

All of my uncles were respectable men who I would trust with anything. I really don’t know what goes on in Dogpatch or Tobacco Rd. I leave that to you and the other inbred yahoos.

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

The sad thing is that now he’s all excited that I’m angry. Because making someone angry means you’re a winner, right?

…Nope! It means you’re annoying and offensive! And being annoying and offensive is incredibly easy. You can accomplish that just by taking a crap on the sidewalk. That’s nothing to be proud of, buddy.

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

Cliff-you need to get out of the house and see real people.

cloudiah
12 years ago

Pell, you need to find another hobby.

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

OK I’m bored.I can see why none of you “girls” ever had a real man. You bored him to death!

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

Pell, you need to find another hobby.

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

You’re not trying very hard any more to pretend to be a girl.

katz
12 years ago

All of my uncles were respectable men who I would trust with anything.

Even Uncle Monty?

ThatGirl
ThatGirl
12 years ago

Hmm maybe I’ll tale up cat hoarding

Ugh
Ugh
12 years ago

@ThatGirl

This is some older data, but I don’t feel like doing more than one Google search to point out the obvious.

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/1996/96sec2.pdf

According to the FBI, in 1995 in the United States there were 8000 unfounded rape charges. However, the general rate of unfounded charges was 2%. This means there were roughly:
140,000 unfounded larceny charges
30,000 unfounded motor vehicle theft charges
20,000 unfounded aggravated assault charges
11,000 unfounded robbery charges

Also, I should mention that “unfounded” does not neccesarily mean “false.” Because of our bullshit victim blamey culture, a lot more cases of rape are ruled unfounded than cases of larceny (when was the last time someone got off a larceny charge because he was friends with the guy he stole from?).

katz
12 years ago

Oh dear God, is he actually repeating what we say now?

cloudiah
12 years ago

Cliff, have a yawning guinea pig: