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Roosh the PUA dude: Women are “lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.”

Some holes are treacherous.

Our dear friend Roosh, the pickup guru, has written some (self-published) books! One of them is called Day Bang. It’s an instructional manual for dudes who want to know how to convince ladies to have sex with them … in the daytime. It contains this bit of wisdom:

When it comes to how you view the girls you’re approaching, I’d be careful about having too much respect for them. While I’m not saying you should hate women, my initial impression of them is that they’re lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.

Yeah, nothing even vaguely hateful about reducing women to a body part.

I know all too well that putting them on a pedestal will make it challenging to get to sex within a short amount of time since girls can literally feel when you value their pussy. It’s a fact that nothing dries up an individual pussy more than if it suspects it’s being idolized by a man.

And nothing makes a woman’s vagina dry up and sew itself shut faster than learning that the guy macking on her is relying on a book that describes women as if they are their vaginas, and vice versa.

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MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
12 years ago

creativewritingstudent: VILE MISANDRY!

As far as I’m aware there are no muscles in the penis!

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

Roosh is so boring.

Have a kitten in a basket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIMvntC6pBc&

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

Huh, let me try that again

BlackBloc (@XBlackBlocX)

(Read in ASOIAF’s “Reek’s” voice)

Roosh, Roosh
Rhymes with douche

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

ZOMG kitten!

skeptifem
12 years ago

roosh is one of the rapiest MRA’s to be regularly featured on manboobz. Any bets on how long before he goes to prison for something?

darksidecat
darksidecat
12 years ago

His name, rooshv, sounds like roofie, I do recall pointing this out at my first encounter with him.

aworldanonymous
12 years ago

I think Roosh ought to carry a rape whistle at all times, for the sake of his victims.

aworldanonymous
12 years ago

Also, experimenting with mental brain bleach, I currently have a 6 month old jack russel terrier puppy trying to steal my grilled cheese sandwich.

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

Can I steal some grilled cheese sammich too?

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

Mine do this if I leave the bag where they can get to it.

cloudiah
12 years ago

My neighbor used to have a jack russell terrier, and he’d let me borrow him for temporary cuddles. Cute, VERY high energy dog.

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

I love how that Siamese keeps looking around to see if anyone is watching.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

My initial impression of Roosh–a giant dick that gives pleasure to NO ONE.

aworldanonymous
12 years ago

@cloudiah

We have two, one’s about two years old, and he’s sleeping right now, and the other is the puppy, she’s exploring the house.

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

I had a big gray shelter kitty who was very open about stealing food. He knew that if he touched my food then I no longer wanted it (I clean the litter box here and I know where those paws have been) and he’d get it. So he’d flagrantly try to touch whatever I was eating, and get rather miffed if I didn’t let him.

kladle
kladle
12 years ago

If he really meant that, he’d discover that sex shops sell a variety of lubricated holes for your pleasure. You can pick the size and texture, add as much lube as you want, and use it any time of the day or night. No risk of pregnancy, no STIs, no emotional complications, no (in Roosh’s case) risk of charges filed.

The fact that he’s going after women instead shows that he doesn’t believe his own bullshit.

they don’t get off on the lubricated hole itself; they get off from treating women like lubricated holes

also apparently from telling the entire internet about it

Reynardine
Reynardine
12 years ago

I’d suggest he go to Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme and take home a couple dozen. He can eat them afterwards, too.

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
12 years ago

ewwww

sticky

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

I will never think of donuts the same way again. :-0

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

Now I want Krispy Kreme, the doughnuts of my childhood. Reynardine cannot ruin them for me.

aworldanonymous
12 years ago

We have Tim Hortons here, they make pretty good donuts.

sunshinemary
12 years ago

I am no fan of Pick Up Artistry. I do not read Roosh’s site. I’m curious, though, why people consider him to be a borderline rapist. I assume the women he sleeps with have free will and are in his bed because they want to be there. He may be a misogynist but does that make him a rapist?

aceofsevens
12 years ago
Reply to  sunshinemary

@sunshinemary: Your assumptions are incorrect. See here:

http://www.rooshv.com/16-different-types-of-game

He’s written plenty along those lines about how no doesn’t mean no and how to pressure women into going along with stuff they don’t want.

feministgamer
feministgamer
12 years ago

Someone please enlighten Mary, I don’t have the direct quotes, nor do I want to.