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Roosh the PUA dude: Women are “lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.”

Some holes are treacherous.

Our dear friend Roosh, the pickup guru, has written some (self-published) books! One of them is called Day Bang. It’s an instructional manual for dudes who want to know how to convince ladies to have sex with them … in the daytime. It contains this bit of wisdom:

When it comes to how you view the girls you’re approaching, I’d be careful about having too much respect for them. While I’m not saying you should hate women, my initial impression of them is that they’re lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.

Yeah, nothing even vaguely hateful about reducing women to a body part.

I know all too well that putting them on a pedestal will make it challenging to get to sex within a short amount of time since girls can literally feel when you value their pussy. It’s a fact that nothing dries up an individual pussy more than if it suspects it’s being idolized by a man.

And nothing makes a woman’s vagina dry up and sew itself shut faster than learning that the guy macking on her is relying on a book that describes women as if they are their vaginas, and vice versa.

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glasgow sex worker
9 years ago

You always have the best photos to accompany your posts, just incidentally.

Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

If he really meant that, he’d discover that sex shops sell a variety of lubricated holes for your pleasure. You can pick the size and texture, add as much lube as you want, and use it any time of the day or night. No risk of pregnancy, no STIs, no emotional complications, no (in Roosh’s case) risk of charges filed.

The fact that he’s going after women instead shows that he doesn’t believe his own bullshit.

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

Well, isn’t that special. My brain feels shit-in, and needs bleach.

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

Everyone loves kittens, especially this dog:

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
9 years ago

It’s a fact that nothing dries up an individual pussy more than if it suspects it’s being idolized by a man.

I know a faster way to dry a pussy.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
9 years ago

Damn it, the embedding wasn’t allowed, but it showed a woman blow drying a cat. My joke is ruined!

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

The pup at the end reminds me so much of a tribble.

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

@thebionicmommy, LOLOLOL!!!

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

A nice dry pussy and he seems so happy about being one!

drst
drst
9 years ago

Ok the look on the dog’s face near the end, after the kitten has gone to lie down in the back, is perfect. “You see what I put up with? *eyeroll* But I’m too comfy to bother moving right now. *snooze*”

pecunium
9 years ago

I see it just fine bionicmommy

Myoo
Myoo
9 years ago

Yes, Roosh, either you idolize a woman or you treat her like shit, there’s no other options. This is such a recurring pattern in the MRM, do you think they apply this mentality to other parts of their lives?
You either eat raw meat or you eat it burnt to a crisp.
You either drink your coffee cold or you drink it scalding hot.
You either don’t turn on your air-conditioner or you turn it up so high it’s like living in the Arctic.

aceofsevens
9 years ago

Sew her vagina shit?

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
9 years ago

And nothing makes a woman’s vagina dry up and sew itself shit faster than..

I can haz typo?

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
9 years ago

my initial impression of them is that they’re lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure.

Initial impressions: that’s not how they work.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

Everything I see about roosh makes me hold more and more disdain for the bastard.

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
9 years ago

Off topic, but I just heard about this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19381098

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

@Shade, aw bummer! My childhood hero.

captainbathrobe
captainbathrobe
9 years ago

(Cartman voice)

God, I hate these guys.

(/Cartman voice)

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

I remember this so well.

Falconer
Falconer
9 years ago

@Shade: seconding the bummer.

Bummer, dude.

AlexB
AlexB
9 years ago

Initial impressions: that’s not how they work.

Seems like an unintentionally revealing choice of words. I have never had sex, a relationship or indeed a conversation with a woman… but my initial impression of them from internet porn and reading other “pick up artist” websites is that they are holes that exist for men’s pleasure.

One day, after I have finally completed my research, I will go forth into the world and put my theories into practice.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

Here’s something happy to counteract all of the sad and angry:

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
9 years ago

There is an enormous amount of mythology based on the vainglorious idea that the female half of the population exists for the use of the male half of the population.
Absurd on its face, but there it is. Entire societies designed and built on the fantasies of self important wankers.

creativewritingstudent
creativewritingstudent
9 years ago

There, there, Roosh. Men are just elongated lumps of flesh and a one-ended flexible muscle for women’s pleasure.

Not so nice when it’s you I’m talking about, is it?

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
9 years ago

creativewritingstudent: VILE MISANDRY!

As far as I’m aware there are no muscles in the penis!

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

Roosh is so boring.

Have a kitten in a basket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIMvntC6pBc&

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

Huh, let me try that again

BlackBloc (@XBlackBlocX)

(Read in ASOIAF’s “Reek’s” voice)

Roosh, Roosh
Rhymes with douche

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

ZOMG kitten!

skeptifem
9 years ago

roosh is one of the rapiest MRA’s to be regularly featured on manboobz. Any bets on how long before he goes to prison for something?

darksidecat
9 years ago

His name, rooshv, sounds like roofie, I do recall pointing this out at my first encounter with him.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

I think Roosh ought to carry a rape whistle at all times, for the sake of his victims.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

Also, experimenting with mental brain bleach, I currently have a 6 month old jack russel terrier puppy trying to steal my grilled cheese sandwich.

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

Can I steal some grilled cheese sammich too?

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

Mine do this if I leave the bag where they can get to it.

cloudiah
9 years ago

My neighbor used to have a jack russell terrier, and he’d let me borrow him for temporary cuddles. Cute, VERY high energy dog.

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

I love how that Siamese keeps looking around to see if anyone is watching.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

My initial impression of Roosh–a giant dick that gives pleasure to NO ONE.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

@cloudiah

We have two, one’s about two years old, and he’s sleeping right now, and the other is the puppy, she’s exploring the house.

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

I had a big gray shelter kitty who was very open about stealing food. He knew that if he touched my food then I no longer wanted it (I clean the litter box here and I know where those paws have been) and he’d get it. So he’d flagrantly try to touch whatever I was eating, and get rather miffed if I didn’t let him.

kladle
kladle
9 years ago

If he really meant that, he’d discover that sex shops sell a variety of lubricated holes for your pleasure. You can pick the size and texture, add as much lube as you want, and use it any time of the day or night. No risk of pregnancy, no STIs, no emotional complications, no (in Roosh’s case) risk of charges filed.

The fact that he’s going after women instead shows that he doesn’t believe his own bullshit.

they don’t get off on the lubricated hole itself; they get off from treating women like lubricated holes

also apparently from telling the entire internet about it

Reynardine
Reynardine
9 years ago

I’d suggest he go to Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme and take home a couple dozen. He can eat them afterwards, too.

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
9 years ago

ewwww

sticky

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

I will never think of donuts the same way again. :-0

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

Now I want Krispy Kreme, the doughnuts of my childhood. Reynardine cannot ruin them for me.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

We have Tim Hortons here, they make pretty good donuts.

sunshinemary
9 years ago

I am no fan of Pick Up Artistry. I do not read Roosh’s site. I’m curious, though, why people consider him to be a borderline rapist. I assume the women he sleeps with have free will and are in his bed because they want to be there. He may be a misogynist but does that make him a rapist?

aceofsevens
9 years ago
Reply to  sunshinemary

@sunshinemary: Your assumptions are incorrect. See here:

http://www.rooshv.com/16-different-types-of-game

He’s written plenty along those lines about how no doesn’t mean no and how to pressure women into going along with stuff they don’t want.

feministgamer
feministgamer
9 years ago

Someone please enlighten Mary, I don’t have the direct quotes, nor do I want to.

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