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MGTOWers, a little late to the party, try their hand at a Downfall parody video

How to make a hilarious “Downfall” parody, in two steps.

Step One: Make one like this.

Step Two: Don’t make one like this.

Naturally, the second video here went over like gangbusters on the Men’s Rights subreddit.  One critic declared:

Another had this suggestion:

I dunno. “Your_Fun_Counselor” doesn’t really strike me as being very much fun at all.

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cloudiah
8 years ago

He kind of reminds me of a guy I used to work with, looked like a hippy, wore a peace symbol on a necklace, but any time anyone disagreed with him on anything he immediately went all shouty and rageaholic.

Wait a second… Bert, is that you?

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
8 years ago

Oh shit, get your towels ready It’s about to go down
Ever man in the place quit your fucking job
But stay on your Internet
We running this, let’s go.
I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat
Everybody look at me
‘Cause I’m sailing on a boat
I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look
At my old river boat
I’m on a boat, feminist, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the Mississippi
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can’t stop me feminists, ’cause I’m on a boat
Take a picture, BIGOT, I’m on a boat, BIGOT
We drinking Santana champ ’cause it’s so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flipping copies
I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin’s splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain’t Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat, feminists, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and it’s going fast
and I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore, then you’re sure not me,oh
I don’t pay taxes, this boat is real
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, feminists
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, feminists
I’m on the deck with MRA’s, feminists
This boat engine make noise, feminists
Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
For MGTOW, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road
Never thought I’d see the day,
When a big boat coming my way,
Believe me when I say, I WENT MY OWN WAY!
I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat
Everybody look at me ‘Cause I’m sailing on a boat
I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look
At my old river boat!

Sharculese
8 years ago

@Sharculese – I like how it took two posts for you to tell me how much MGTOW doesn’t matter to you. Ahahhahaaha!

yeah man, nothing is harder than clicking post twice. i wouldnt expend that much effort on something that didnt really matter.

do you have to try to sound this desperate for validation?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
8 years ago

Thread over, thebionicmommy wins.

cloudiah
8 years ago

You can’t see me, but I am currently genuflecting to thebionicmommy.

The First Joe
The First Joe
8 years ago

@bionicmommy – Awesome! LMAO! 😀

Sharculese
8 years ago

sarcasm aside, angry joe, i cant actual read your posts in one run because you write like an over-excited eight-year-old. sometimes it takes multiple passes to find all the bits that are worth making fun of. there’s actually some more stuff from that last one that made me giggle but you can’t swing at every pitch.

The First Joe
The First Joe
8 years ago

No, really that’s hella funny, Lonely Planet are awesome, and you even got it to scan right.

Bionicmommy you win the thread, because: funny as fuck. Props. 😀

fembot
8 years ago

@Joe

You are precious. [pats on head, gives a piece of candy] Now go play outside.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
8 years ago

Oh, Lord, is he still going? Still going, but not gone. Go, find a nice cave and curl up on your hoarded gold. Just don’t leave a map to your lair; that’s where you guys always trip up.

pecunium
8 years ago

Joe: Oh and look at the Shaming 101 “mooching”, “leech”, “looter”… Yeah, men who choose not to work themselves to death, (paying for all the shit other people want) get dickheads like you trying to shame us a lot. Still don’t care.

Are you eating only food you grew? Which you fertilised with compost you made? Using only water which fell from the sky, or you hauled from the well and the river?

Because if you aren’t, your food came from other people’s tax dollars. It was shipped on roads you aren’t paying to maintain, inspected by people you aren’t helping to pay.

The same is true for the water you drink, and the police who keep hooligans from stealing your boullion, as well as the (not effectual enough) regulators who see to it the “fiat” money you so grudgingly accept for your labors, and trade in for gold (so you can get more fiat money; and then boast about it) doesn’t go belly up.

You are a moocher.

As to shaming people, I’m not against it; when it’s warranted. What I am against is trying to shame people for things which aren’t shameworthy.

Your very involvement shows that you’re shitting it, just because we exist!

We make fun of it because it’s part of the broader structures of misogyny. If you yahoos would just shut up and go we could give you the attention you would then deserve, but instead you do shit like come in here to tell us how important you are with comments like this one,

Door number 2 for me! Fuck you all haterz!!! 😀

So go, door number 2 is right there waiting for you to pass through it. You, on the other hand, seem reluctant to actually Go Your Own Way.

You have chosen to noodle along, getting by in some level of comfort (on the backs and labors of others), and to come here (repeatedly) to be tendentious about how we’ll all be sorry when you go; while telling us we lack your penetrating perspicasity into the byzantine banking world of monetary structure.

Seems you can’t quit us Joe.

pecunium
8 years ago

Joe: I’m going to write this very slowly, try to keep up.

I don’t think “fiat” money and GOLD! are the only two forms of abstracting exchange.

Got it. I don’t.

But (this is where you seem to be falling down)… I do think all money is an abstraction. It is a thing of no real value, which stands in for things of real value, so that dissimilar things can be traded; and the accounts don’t need to be local, and everyone can agree a fair trade was made.

Got it? Money (all money) is an abstraction. A tool. A convenient way of balancing things that are hard to balance.

That’s what I think.

I think your, “USURY” money is a bullshit idea, because it’s based on your idea that some money is less abstract than others.

Money is a social construct. It’s not a real thing.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
8 years ago

LOL, I’m glad people got a kick out of it. I would have linked to the real song, but I was afraid it would be NSFW.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

Just as an interesting note:

the Millennial Edition of Historical Statistics of the United States (subscription required) has some data. As I read it, as of 1813 there was only $7 million worth of coins in the hands of the U.S. public, versus $52 million in bank notes. So even two centuries ago, we were already a paper-money economy.

From Paul Krugman’s blog.

And now, back to your regularly schedule discussions.

Gametime
Gametime
8 years ago

SERIOUSLY, Joe, you need to STOP with the CAPS for EMPHASIS. If you want us to think that you are a CHILL DUDE, making it look like you are SHOUTING at EVERYONE is NOT the way to go about it. Try using ITALICS, or possibly BOLD TEXT, instead.

Unless it was your intention to look like an overexcited man-baby throwing a tantrum, in which case, congratulations, goal achieved.

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

@Falconer – well, I’ve shown you up as an utter knobend, so I’d say my work is done here. Fuck you asshole!

You did? Where? Just shouting RACIST! BIGOT! does not an argument win. In fact, you’re getting just about as much meaning out of those words as Tom Martin was out of his.

So, yeah. Go ahead. Declare victory, and leave. That’s what losers do on the Internet.

Except I have a feeling you’re not going. How late is it over there? Do you have work tomorrow? Or are you taking a day off in tax protest?

Hey — you know what? The internet is not truly a requirement for living. You’re doing enough work to live on, and just enough more to pay the internet companies for their services. OMG you’re still in the system! Go Galter! Go Galter!! Either that or you’re in a Starbucks, mooching their free wifi. Looter.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

Joe’s probably stealing his neighbor’s wifi.

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

Joe’s probably stealing his neighbor’s wifi.

Is the network named I can hear you fondling your bullion?

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

It’s called NO U in honor of the sum total of his arguments.

The First Joe
The First Joe
8 years ago

Back for a link drop.

@Howardbannister – remember how you were talking a while back about how you thought the Swedish Model was somehow a good thing? Here’s an article by Petra Ostergren (doing a PhD at Lund Uni on this very subject) relaying the very negative effects on the Swedish sex workers themselves, from interviewing those sex workers.

http://www.petraostergren.com/pages.aspx?r_id=40716

It’s long, and grim reading in places, you should read it.

They’re are currently attempts to implement the Swedish Model in Northern Ireland and in Scotland. Which would be a huge setback for sex worker’s rights.

If you care about sex worker’s rights, push for full decriminalisation.

Contrast with the effects of decriminalisation in New Zealand and New South Wales (Aus). Trafficking has almost disappeared (scroll halfway down for that bit):
http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/hard-numbers/

katz
8 years ago

The corn is GOING ITS OWN WAY!!

Paul Elam’s out standing in a field in Iowa giving a speech. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

Okay, Katz wins, everybody.

Gametime
Gametime
8 years ago

Okay, I’m not especially familiar with Maggie McNeill, and I don’t have any particular reason to doubt that she knows what she’s talking about when it comes to sex work and trafficking.

But this:

Neofeminism is actually nothing more than another flavor of Neomarxism, that thankfully-discredited ersatz “philosophy” which seeks to provoke warfare between two large segments of society so as to create the chaos necessary to grab power for itself.

… makes it pretty clear that she has no idea what “Marxism” means, which doesn’t bode well for her credibility.

Also, this:

This is my own coinage, because I refuse to apply the term “feminist” to a sort of twisted male chauvinist who believes that women are not good enough as we are and should therefore strive to think, act, work and look as much like men as possible.

[…]

… but in the meantime the neofeminists and their castrated lap-dogs have become quite proficient at warping any and every discussion on the rights of individual women into a means of furthering their own anti-male, anti-sex agenda.

Wait, so neofeminists want women to become men… but they’re also anti-male? Bwuh?

howardbann1ster
howardbann1ster
8 years ago

@Howardbannister – remember how you were talking a while back about how you thought the Swedish Model was somehow a good thing?

Right, that’s totally how it happened. I wasn’t making a point about your many hypocrisies, and I totally made a value judgment on the Swedish model.

Or not.

So you still want to go back to full-criminalization instead???

(note: he doesn’t, and neither do I, but that’s how his arguments work, so…….)

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

If Maggie McNeill is the one I’m thinking of, she’s also full of seriously problematic Whitey McSplainerson theories on race. I’m sure that’s also right up Joe’s racist alley.

She pretty much pulls everything out of her ass.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
8 years ago

Is the First Joe still gloating that a lot of corn crops failed this year due to the drought? It is true that the drought disaster will affect food and gas prices, which will have a disproportionate impact on the poorest people in the world. I don’t see why anyone would celebrate that, though.

As for the midwestern farmers, they do have some good news for this year’s coming crops of winter wheat. Meteorologists have predicted the El Niño weather pattern will return, meaning the jet stream will shift south over the northern and middle plains states. El Niño causes the continental US to have more snow than usual during the winter, which enriches the soil and makes bumper crops of winter wheat to harvest in the late spring.

One of the reasons for this year’s drought was that the jet stream was higher north than usual, and it resulted in a dome of high pressure that prevented the development of thunderstorms. This was the link between the calm spring of fewer tornadoes and the drought this summer. This dome of high pressure has finally moved on, but it is too late for many of the corn crops. The only bright spot in this is that the grape crops in the plains states that were able to survive the harsh conditions should make excellent wine. So this is a good year to buy wine produced in the midwest.

If any of this is actually interesting to anyone else besides me, you can read more about it at accuweather’s long range forecasts for winter 2012

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
8 years ago

hellkell, isn’t White Person Ass the most reliable source of all?

Myoo
Myoo
8 years ago

@bionicmommy

I don’t see why anyone would celebrate that, though.

Because Joe is a self-centered asshole who would be glad if his doomsday prophecies came true because he could then say “I told you so!”. Actual people suffering are unimportant.

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